Disclaimer: Stargate and the characters aren't mine, they belong to Sci-fi or something. I'm just playing

Oh boy, here they are again.The moment I heard the alarm, I knew. It's a sixth sense of sorts: I know when it'll be SG-1 and I know when they only come back to mess up my infirmary.
The only question is: who is it this time?
The smart-money's on the archaeologist.Oh God no! It's the colonel and the archaeologist and neither of them's unconscious. At least when one's out of it the other's too worried to bother driving me crazy.
Luckily neither's dead either so I won't have to put up with that lost-puppy look...again.
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