You Have To Be Kidding!
Summary: Jean Havoc and Roy Mustang are jocks! Riza a prep! SCAR A GOTH! Oh great! Yeah yeah yeah. My friend, Julian, and I have sent the FMA characters to High School! some OOCness
Ash: Hey, hey, hey! Okay first FMA fic yeah so don't get harsh kay? Also my good friend who is like a brother to me Julian is here to help with the story too!
Julian: (Is doing his demo tape) Hey there, my name is Julian, and me and Ash here have tons of stories but we never post it. Wonder why? Well Ash's little sister deletes them. So anyway on my way to be the next 50 Cent so here's Ashley!
Ash: Okay thanks for saying my name Julian. So anyway before we begin neither me or 'Pimp J' know nothing what goes on in high school. So bare with us kay?
Ash: 'Pimp J'? Julian you are one weird guy
Julian: (50 Cent's P.I.M.P rap starts playing) i don't know what you heard about me, but a b!tch can't get a dollar out of me, no cadillac, no perms, you can't see, that i'm a motherf!cking P-I-M-P!
Ash: O.o okay you are weird dude...on with chappie! (Also everyone is called by their first name not last like in the series)
(Chapter One: New Students)
Roy Mustang sat at his desk, wishing something intresting would happen. He was waiting for his best friend, Jean Havoc, to come to class. Roy sighed, as a strange girl walked in. His jaw dropped; she was really hot! She had curves in all the right places, and was wearing dark blue jeans with a dark blue jean jacket with a white tank top under, and white clogs. Her long dark brown hair was pulled into a messy bun, not including her bangs, and her eyes were brown.
She took a seat behind him. Roy turned around and smiled. "Hey, babe, what's your name?"
The girl looked at him. "Ash Vera. What's it to you?"
"Vera?" Roy mused, ignoring her question. "That's a new one. My name is Roy."
"Wonderful for you," she said opening a book under her desk.
"What'cha reading?"
"None of your business..." Ash snapped, as Jean walked in.
"Hey man!" he said, walking up to Roy and giving him a high-five. Taking the seat next to him, he asked, "Wassup?"
"Oh nothing," Roy replied, glancing towards Ash.
Jean's eyes lit up. "Well...Who's this?"
Ash sighed, "Ash Vera. Now leave me alone."
"Fiesty one isn't she?" Roy laughed.
She growled again, and went back to reading her book. A tall guy with white hair and red eyes walked in the classroom. Ash's head shot up, and she watched him walk to the back of the class. He was wearing all black, like a goth would. Their eyes met for a brief moment, and she looked away.
Roy looked from Ash to the boy. "You shouldn't get involved with him, babe. That's Scar. He's a complete weirdo and is into magic and crap like that."
"Gotta problem with magic?" she asked dangerously, fingering a pendant hanging from her neck. It was a sphere with two layers and a six-pointed star inside it.
Roy sweat dropped. "No! No! Of course not! That guy's just plain creepy..."
"Yeah," Jean agreed, "Really creepy..."
"Hey babe," Roy smiled, "wanna come to my game tonight."
"Uh no." Ash snapped. "And stop calling me 'babe'! Sheesh you can just call me dude ya know!"
"Fine, fine!" Roy said defeated. He, the star quaterback, had just been dissed by a girl!
Jean snickered. "Aww! Poor Roy didn't score! First time for everything I guess..."
Roy hit him in the back of the head as the teacher walked in. "Now settle down and turn to page 40!"
Ash sighed. That Roy dude really had some nerve asking her out like that! Like she'd even be interested.
Ash sat at an empty lunch table with a notebook in front of her, waiting for her friend to arrive.
A guy with black hair walked up to the table, brown eyes alive with excitement. He was wearing a baggy, white T-shirt and dark blue baggy jeans.
"Hey Ash!" he smiled. "How was your day so far?"
"It sucked Julian. Some idiot made a hit on me..." she muttered. "Oh shit! Here he comes!
Sure enough. Roy stopped at their table. His grey eyes lit up when he saw her, and he ran a hand through his raven-black hair.
"Hey Ashy girl! Who's your friend?" Roy asked, looking at Julian and not caring about Ash growling when he called her 'Ashy girl'.
"Julian Jordan and you are Roy Mustang right?" Julian replied.
Roy nodded, and Ash replied, "Go away Roy. Go join your jock friends please?"
Roy turned his attention to Ash, and spotted the notebook. "What's this?" he asked picking it up and opening it.
"I wouldn't look in there if I was you," Ash and Julian said together.
"Why? Looks like an ordinary notebook," he then started to read and his eyes widened.
"Told'ya moron..." Ash muttered, her face turning red. She knew what was coming next...
"BLOOD! GORE! KILLING! BEATING! WHAT KINDA WRITING FREAK ARE YOU!" he yelled so everyone could hear.
Ash stood up, brown eyes boring into grey ones. She grinned, "A horror-writing freak, baby. But don't worry I only write the stories of people who are worthy enough to even come near me."
Startled, Roy walked away, leaving everyone staring and muttering about Ash. She grinned at them all. She sat back down smiling innocently at Julian.
"I hate it when you do that..." Julian muttered then sighed.
"I can't help being a horror writing freak," Ash defended herself.
"Guess you're right,"
"Hey Julian how did you know about that Roy dude anyway?"
"By some girl named Lust I think."
"And how do you know this Lust? I guess you're infatuated with her or somethin' like that."
"I hate it when you do that too."
"Do what?"
"Use big words...it's so freakin annoying..."
Ash laughed. "I'm buying you a dictionary for your birthday."
"Oh why thank you Ash," Julian said sarcastically.
"By the way...Infatuated means liking someone from a distance, otherwise known as a crush."
"I ALREADY GOT A GIRLFRIEND ASH SO BE QUIET!"
(End Chapter 1...TBC...)