Watzup everyone? The Staremerald is here! You can all start clapping now!
(Cricket, cricket)
staremerald: Stupid crickets….I shall destroy you! (pulls out machine gun) Mwahaha!
crickets: Get her! (millions of crickets tackle staremerald to the ground)
staremerald: Noooo!
crickets: MWAHAHA!
While I was on my trip, which was to London, I thought this up.
Disclaimer: I don't own Buckingham palace, the France republic, (is it a republic?) Or the titans or Robin so technically I can't torture him…doesn't that suck?
This chapter doesn't have any fluff at all. But the following ones will. First you must understand. Understand the story that is mine to write. Understand that a character isn't what he/she seems. Understand that if you don't understand, review to me and tell me why you don't understand and I will help you understand. It is quite hard, so understand that if you don't understand and don't ask to understand you will not understand. But if you ask me I will help you understand. Understand?
Once upon a time…it sounds so much like a fairy tale…doesn't it? This may seem like a fairy tale, but I assure you it's not. Most stories that begin like this end in 'happily ever after'. This story doesn't have a happy ending.
Once upon a time, (A.N. Don't be fooled!) a beautiful blonde baby boy and a red-head bay boy (twins) were given to two (A.N. talk about your major dajavo!) wonderful parents. Adding to this, the parents were also the King and Queen of England. They named the young blonde prince Richard and his twin Sean. Richard grew and grew, and became more exited by the moment at the prospect of becoming King. The brothers grew together. It was then the bad news came.
England and France were having yet another fight. In hope to settle their feuds once and for all, the King decided to marry his oldest son, Richard to the Princess of France, Katherine. Richard was born first, 10 minutes earlier than Sean. If only Richard felt the same.
"Dad, if I marry, I want it to be for love," Richard spoke with compassion in his voice.
"What the hell are you on about?" Said the King angrily. "You will marry the Princess of France-"
"But I won't like it," Ten-year old Richard muttered.
"And," the king continued, "You shall like it!"
So it was settled. Or was it…
That night, Richard stole away, leaving a suicide note saying he had drowned himself. The next day, the whole country cried and mourned for their beloved prince.Sean would marry the Princess of France. Although Richard was forgotten to the people of the country, the King and Queen never forgot their young son. They never found the body though…
Robin woke up and clambered out of bed. He ran to the mirror and checked his hair in it. He sighed in relief and jumped back into the bed. Now why, might you ask would the nineteen year old check his hair at midnight? It's easy really. He was checking his hair for blond bits. You see, Robin was really Prince Richard.
Wow huh? Although I thought it was far-fetched, I thought the ending was kinda cute so I just HAD to post it!