Hey, tied the crickets up,they're having barain controllers put on their heads.


Sorry this took so long, but it's a really long chapter, it took up seven pages on Word.

But first my reviewers:

Phishy2: But do you like it?

Mily Spectra: (I think that's how you spell it) I know! I messed up. Sorry! I'm glad you like it so far...


Thanks to everyone who reviewed...you guys rock unlike a certain friend, cough (notyouraverageblond)cough who won't even read my story evern though I'm putting RaeXBB


Disclaimer: "I don't own teen titans. I don't own teen titans. I don't own teen titans..." (Hee Hee, broken record, broken record...)

It was exactly three days later when Robin received the letter. He remembered it so well, the gold cornered envelope, and the curvy lettering which addressed the piece of paper to him and the seal, which, well, sealed it.

Robin was just sitting on the couch, reading a book he had found yesterday and had started reading out of shear boredom. The others were in the room also. Raven was eating a bag of potato chips, salt and vinegar to be exact. Beast Boy was listening to 'Simple Plan', (A.N. GO SIMPLE PLAN! THEY ROCK!) And Starfire was painting her fingernails a cherry red color, as she had begun to like that color on her nails. Raven finished the chips and aimed for the garbage can. She missed.

"Damn!" She said angrily realizing that this meant she had to get up from her spot on the floor to put the empty bag in the trash/garbage/rubbish (A.N. Whatever works for you). Scowling, she stormed over to where the potato chip bag lay and threw it viciously into the trash/garbage rubbish. None of the titans moved, although Beast Boy bobbed his head to the chorus of 'I'm just a kid'. Raven angrily stared at them.

"It's Robin's turn to get the post!" she said loudly. Robin finally turned.

"I did it yesterday," he protested simply. Raven turned to the alien. Starfire caught Raven's look and shook her head vigorously.

"Don't look at me, I did it the day before yesterday. Besides, I need to wait for my nail varnish to dry!" Shaking her head with sympathy for the poor alien who had learned about nothing but makeup and clothes, Raven turned to the last member of their group.

"Beast Boy?" she asked. The boy just sat there quietly.

"HEM!" She shouted loudly. He turned.

"What?" he shouted back, unable to hear Raven because of the music pounding into his pointed ears. He settled back onto the chair.

"TURN THE MUSIC OFF!" She shouted at him again.

"WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'VE GOT THE MUSIC ON!' He shouted again. Robin, looking annoyed from being disrupted in his reading mode, slammed his book shut, walked calmly over to where was Beast Boy and pulled the headset off his ears just as Raven screamed:

"TURN THE FRICKEN MUSIC OFF BEFORE I MAKE YOU!" Beast Boy unplugged his ears and said, "Dudedess, uh…" Raven looked around, embarrassed.

"Oh."

"So wha'd you want me for so badly that I had to turn 'Simple Plan' off? They rock! Go 'Simple Plan'!" Beast Boy said. (A.N. Day ja vo).

Raven rolled her eyes.

"Is it your turn to get the post?" She asked calmly, surprising both Starfire and Robin, who had expected her to blow up at him.

"Nooooooo! I did it the day before the day before yes-ter-da-ay," Beast Boy whined, sounding like his own self again for the first time in ages.

"Fine! Then I'll go get it! Is that okay with you!" They stared.

"Uh…sure?" Beast Boy asked uncertainly. She glared at them all and then headed outside.

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A few minutes later, when the Goth returned, nothing much had changed. Robin flicked over a page and then remained still. Starfire had finished with her fingers and had moved on to her toenails. Beast Boy hadn't moved at all. As she came into the room, she chucked people's post in their direction. Beast Boy jumped up to heroically catch his post in slow motion-it smacked into his face instead. Starfire walked over to her pile, which had landed neatly near her. Robin lifted a hand, eyes still on his book and the papers landed in his hand. All the titans flicked through their letters. Raven opened one envelope, read it, rolled her eyes and crumpled it beneath her hands.

"Who was that from?" asked Beast Boy with curiosity in his voice. She turned.

"Aqualad! He won't take no for a stupid answer! He doesn't understand I don't like him. Not as a boyfriend or just a normal friend! She shrieked. The TV broke. When will he learn?" She said flatly.

"Bills," Robin said, flicking through them. "Nothing too ba-12, 020,369 DOLLARS!" Robin eyes grew huge. THAT'S INSANE! I DIDN'T SPEND 12,020,369 DOLLARS AT THE MALL!" Robin shouted. Starfire turned away and looked guiltily at the nail polish bottle in her hand. However, her expression changed when she opened her first letter, which was actually a parcel.

"My magazine came!" She squealed excitedly. She took a place on the sofa and began reading. The title was 'Gloma et Grousmus'. Raven rolled her eyes.

"Aliens…" she muttered.

"Terra!" BB called opening his first letter. He turned to the others. "It's a letter from Terra!" They all crowded around Beast Boy. Even Robin jumped up to hear what she had written. Terra, formerly a teen titan, was a dear friend of them all except Raven. Although she had been turned to rock, they had fixed her back to normal. They had offered her a place among them, but she had declined. Too much for her to cope with she had said. Then she had left. They hadn't ever heard from her until now.

"Read it!" Starfire said excitedly.

"Okay!" Beast Boy said with the same amount of excitement as Starfire. He read:

October 31st 2018

Dear Raven, Robin, Starfire and Beast Boy,

How are you guys doing? I'm a reporter now! I work in Gotham City. I was wondering if I could do could do a documentary on you guys before you have to stand down? I'm coming to Jump City anyway, how long has it been since we've seen each other? I miss you guys' soooo much!

Hope to see you soon,

Terra

P.s. Can I meet you on the 1st of November? I'll come to the tower!

Beast Boy looked up.

"Yeah, she misses everyone except Raven!" he chuckled. Raven shot him a death glare. Everyone remembered the competition between the two girls. They fought over everything.

"Wait, isn't today the first?" Robin asked confused.

"Then she's coming tomorrow! Yeah!" Starfire said happily. She began doing a victory dance and was soon accompanied by both boys. Raven shook her head, thinking of how juvenile her friends were acting. It was then, as Raven turned her head, she noticed a letter lying on the ground.

"Beast Boy, you forgot this letter!" she said. Beast Boy stopped dancing and turned.

"Huh?"

"Never mind," she answered picking up the envelope and examining it. It was certainly the most elegant piece of paper she had ever seen. She read the name it was addressed to. Richard? Who was he? It must have been the wrong address but as she looked, she saw the address was right. Weird.

"Do you guys know any Richards around here?" she asked her still-dancing friends. Robin stopped dancing.

"Who?" he asked seriously.

"Some guy named Richar-" Before she could finish, the boy wonder had snatched the letter out of her grasp and walked over to the couch. He looked at it carefully. Oh, Damn, it was addressed to him. And it used his real name, the one no one knew except-

"Mum and Dad," he muttered under his breath. Oh god, they knew where he was.

"Ohhh!" Beast Boy said slyly, " Robin has a ggggggggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr

llllllllllllfffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeennnnnnn dddddddd!" And before Robin knew it, the letter wasn't in his hand anymore. It was in Beast Boy's. Beast Boy ripped open the envelope. He read in a high-pitched baby voice:

October 31st

Dear Richard-

"Give me that!" Robin shouted. He ran toward Beast Boy. The green elf merely dodged and kept reading:

By now, we know that you are alive. We also know that you are the leader of the Teen Titans. We want you to come home. We know that you know why. We want you to come back to England on the third of November. We will be waiting for you and so will the rest of the country? Beast Boy looked up confused.

"Give me that!" Raven said angrily snatching the letter from Beast Boy. Robin drooped his head into his hands. She continued.

We want you to know that we are very disappointed in you.

Yours sincerely,

Mom and Dad

The King and Queen of England? She looked up.

"Huh?" Beast Boy and Raven said at exactly the same time. Robin peeked out between his fingers and saw two confused faces looking at him.

"Alright," he said, depressed that he couldn't put it off any longer, "I'm the Prince of England. The other day, when I said the soap dyed my hair blonde…" He took a deep breath. "My hair is naturally blonde." No one spoke. An ugly silence fell through the tower. (A.N. CRICKET!) Then one voice penetrated the quietness.

"Y-y-you lied!" Starfire's angry yet sad voice sounded loud after it being quiet for so long. "How could you?" Robin reached towards her.

"Star-"

"No, don't talk to me Robin!" She turned on her heels and ran out of the room, sobbing. Robin looked around for support from his two remaining friends.

"That was cold dude," Beast Boy said simply, shaking his head. He exited. Robin turned to Raven, giving her a puppy-dog look.

"Don't look at me like that! I'm with Starfire on this one." She walked out, leaving the prince all alone.

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Starfire was in her room, shooting darts at a picture of Robin. She got his face every time. When Robin knocked, the door flew open. Uncertainly, he stepped inside. Starfire's room was covered in posters of movie stars, pop stars, photos of all the Titans and her sketches. The wall was red. Song lyrics and books cluttered her desk, almost hiding the monitor of the computer.

"Hey," he said sitting beside her on the bed, watching her shoot darts at his face. Freaky the way she was so intensted (A.N. Spelling?)in hitting his face.She sprang up, her face still red from crying.

"Oh, how nice of you to drop in Your Royal Highness!" She threw a pillow at his head. "Comfortable? Need more pillows?" She started chucking them at his head. He covered his head with his hands. He hid behind the bed and then called out:

"Look Star-"

"Just shut up Robin! I don't care anymore!" She said, now throwing books at him. He ran forward, covering his face with his hands for protection. He grabbed her hands and pulled her close to him.

"Star, please," he said looking into her eyes.

"Why didn't you just tell us?" She said in a very hurt voice.

"I didn't think t-"

"That's the problem! You didn't even think!" She removed her hands and walked over to the bed. He sighed and followed. He sat down.

"So Richard," she said angrily, "Is it true that you're an only child? Is it true that you were born with all those powers? Is it true that we're your friends?" She couldn't resist the last question. "Is it true that you like me?"

"No, I have a twin, No, I had to learn them, yes, you guys are my only friends, Yes, I really like you." He turned red at the last statement. She turned to face him.

"Really?" she said quietly.

"Uh huh," he said quietly leaning toward her face for the second time this week. She looked up at him as she leaned in as well. They parted just as Beast Boy ran in.

"Dude and Dudedess! Terra's here!" He shouted excitedly. He ran down. Robin turned to Starfire.

"Let's go!" she said, grinning. They ran down together.

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"So you're really a prince Robin?" Terra asked, taking a sip from her coke disbelievingly. "Gosh."

"Yeah, barely believed it myself," Raven said, shooting Robin a death glare, which he ignored.

Terra laughed. That one piece of hair still fell over her eyes. Terra's once blonde hair was now a chestnut brown, which matched her brown shirt.

"So when are you guys leaving?" she asked.

"The third," Robin said.

"Can I come?" Terra asked. Robin smiled.

"All of you are welcome to come…" He said trailing off.

"Awesome!" said Beast Boy and Terra at the same time. Starfire smiled and nodded. Raven shrugged.

"Then it's settled!" Terra said standing up. "We leave for England the day after tomorrow!"

"Oh my God! I love that movie!" Beast Boy said excitedly.

"Two questions," Terra said turning on Robin. "Question number one: Are you sure your parents won't mind?"

"They'll get over it."

"Okay, last question," She said slyly. "Are you really blonde?" He sighed.

"Yeah," he said embarrassed. She giggled. They all laughed but Robin's thoughts were on one question:

How am I gonna tell Star I have to get married?


Okay, I've decided that I'm gonna tell you guys who the Princess is.

CYKE!

Giving that away would be like giving the whole plot away!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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