Hey guys. This is the one, the only staremerald!

YAY!

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I hate you guys...

Phishy2: I'm not telling if Moddy is Mad Mod in disguse. Honestly, where would you come up with that idea? And HA HA, she didn't beat me up so HA! WHAT IS THIS SPELL CHECK OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? DON'T MAKE ME SEND MY CRICKETS ON YOU!

One-cricket-who's-name-is-Peter-just-incase-you-were-wondering: "What crickets?"

StarfireLover: I am tickled green (not pink, it makes me feel sick) by your name. STARFIRE ROX! You really like it? I'm touched...really. Something tells me you'll like this chapter. Did I tell you I luv your name?

Soycaliente: (I think that's how you spell it) Girl, how could I forget ya?Your story is really cool. You really liked my review? Do you enjoy death threats? Me too, I've never met anyone else who liked them! That is too funny...Starfire has other things to worry about. Like the oh-so-charming Sean.

Disclaimer: "I don't own anything." says it in the voice of someone who has never gotten anything except a cell phone, a life, a story, a fave movie, a fave color, a fave star-END AUTHOR'S NOTE.

"Wow, I thought the exterior was amazing. The interior is…is…uh" Terra turned to the others. "Help please?"

"Magnificent?" Starfire guessed. Terra's face lit up.

"Works for me," she said, shrugging as she dug into her pocket to find her notepad. Moddy looked questioningly at Raven.

"Reporters…" Raven replied doing the signal which meant that Terra was crazy. Terra stuck out her tongue. Raven did the same thing back and both stepped further away from each other with a quick, "Hhum!" noses held high in the air. Moddy stepped over to the Grand Staircase.

"Your majesty!" He called up the stairs. "The young prince is here!" Starfire looked around her in amazement as a man walked down the stairs followed by a woman.

"Richard?" asked the woman.

"Mom," Richard said. The woman suddenly pulled Richard into a hug. I thought Starfire's hugs were bad! Thought Richard as he almost suffocated.

"Your hair!" said the queen, horrified by the color. "What on earth did you do to it?"

"Who cares? Son, it's good to see you," said the king as he embraced his long-lost son.

"That's so cute," Beast Boy said, sniffing and crying. He looked down and saw a bowl of onions in front of him, courtesy of Moddy. "Who put these here?" (A.N. I know, I copied Spongebob).

"Where's Sean?" Richard whispered to his dad.

"I don't know actually," the king said back. "He's around here somewhere. I've missed you so much." He re-hugged his son. Raven started sniffing and crying. She looked down to see Beast Boy holding the bowl of onions right under her nose.

"Hey!" she protested. (A.N. Another magical Spongebob moment.)

"Who are they?" The queen asked, pointing to the other titans. "Are they your servants?"

"What is with you people," Beast Boy began, "And us being servants to Robin?"

"Who's Robin?" asked the queen, confused.

"We're anything BUT his servants," said Raven snidely. Richard shot her a look.

"They're my friends," Richard said quickly.

"We're anything but his-" Richard shot her a look again. "I'm just telling the truth."

Beast Boy, Terra and Starfire moved a little bit further away from Richard and Raven.

"Day-ja-vo much?" said Beast Boy.

"Stepping away from the people who just repeated the exact same phrase that they said an hour, four minutes, 56 seconds and 23 milliseconds ago," Terra said. She looked at her watch. "No, wait, make that one hour, four minutes 56 seconds and 24 milliseconds ago." She shook her wrist. "Stop moving or I can't tell everyone the exact time that we…uh…what were we talking about again?"

Starfire giggled. Raven just rolled her eyes and said:

"Talk about your dumb blonde." Terra sniffed.

"I'm a brunette now!" she said. Raven huffed.

"Fine," she said, "Talk about your dumb brunette." Terra smiled.

"That's better."

"What are your friend's names?" asked the king. Raven opened her mouth to speak and Richard placed his hand her mouth.

"This is…uh…Ella," Richard said, indicating to Raven, who looked positively disgusted at the name, "And this is Logan," he pointed to Beast Boy. "And this is Tania," he said pointing to Terra. "And Kori," he said pointing to Starfire. "Her name is Kori." Raven licked his hand so he would remove his hands. It had a positive effect. He jerked his hand away and Raven smiled triumphantly.

"Pleasure," said the queen. "Now I'm sure you all want to go and unpack so Moddy, why don't you show our guests the guest rooms." (A.N. Bet you couldn't see that coming!) Moddy smiled and motioned to the titans.

"This way," he said, walking up the Grand Staircase. They turned to grab their stuff.

"Oh, no," the queen said, "the servants will bring up the luggage. The titans shrugged and walked up the stairs followed by the porters. Robin turned to follow them but the king motioned to him with his hand. Robin followed them, confused.

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Kori's point of view:

This place is huge! I still can't believe what's happening though. Robin, a prince! It's kinda hard to believe. This whole earth experience is kinda unbelievable as well.

"You may each help yourself to one of these rooms," said Moddy. "I shall go now. Cheerio!" and down he walked. The porters dumped the stuff at the top of the stairs and followed.

"I thought Cheerios were a breakfast cereal!" Beast Boy said, confused. Raven rolled her eyes, picked up her suitcase and walked to the room down the hall. I walked into the room nearest to me, grabbing my suitcase first though. I walked in and WOW! The room was five times the size of our living room! Well, I thought to myself, this whole house is at least 99.9 recurring times the size of our house. I dumped down my stuff and threw myself happily down on the four-poster bed. Suddenly I heard a knock at the door and sat up. A redhead was standing there. Unlike Robin, his hair lay flat on his head and it was much shorter. He was G-O-U-R-G-E-O-U-S !

"Hello," he said, "I don't believe we've met." I hopped down from the bed and ran over. His accent was just so cute!

"I'm St-" Suddenly, I remembered what Robin had said.

FLASHBACK

"And Kori," he said pointing to me. "Her name is Kori."

END FLASHBACK

"I'm Kori," I said shyly, holding out my hand for him to shake.

"I'm Sean," he said in that SEXY English accent. He knelt down and kissed my hand. I blushed.

"Where did you come from?" he asked me, gazing into my eyes. I hesitated. I couldn't exactly tell him 'The giant T, Jump City, USA' could I?

"I'm from…uh…um-"

"She came with me," said a familiar voice. Both Sean and I turned. Richard was leaning against the doorway.

"Ah, Richard, how good to see you again." He paused. "And I think your hair is...ah…cool."

"How do you know Sean?" I asked Richard. Sean grinned. He was so HOT!

"I'm Richard's twin," he said. They shook hands and tried to look chummy. They weren't fooling me though. Something lurked in both their eyes. Something called 'hatred.'

Okay, so just so that you know:

Ella-Raven

Richard-Robin

Kori-Starfire

Logan-Beast Boy

Tania-Terra

Sean-Speedy

(Just so that you know, none of the titans except Robin know Speedy and he was not a superhero.)

Just wondering, aren't you guys the tinyest (spelling?) bit curious about the Princess of France? Fine, I'll tell you.

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One-cricket-who's-name-is-Peter-just-incase-you-were-wondering: "What crickets?"

You are so stupid.