"Um... Chapel?"

"Shit. Yeah?"

"Um. Isn't that...?"

"Elendira's? Yeah, I borrowed it from her. She's not as mean as she lets on, y'know?"

"And why...?"

"Because I lost a bet with the Hornfreak, that's why. Look--"

"If I ask you about this bet, will I get angry, laugh, or wish I hadn't asked?"

"Probably that last one. Look, E.G...."

"OK. How about I pretend that I saw nothing and you just go on about who- or whatever you were doing. And we'll pretend I didn't say that, either."

"E.G.? One more thing?"

"Er, yeah?"

"...Are my seams straight?"

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