Isn't It Strange

After school Goku, Vegeta, Tien, Piccolo, and Krillin followed Krillin's girlfriend, 18. She always was going somewhere and the boys were going to find out where. They followed a few yards behind her but making sure she didn't see them.

"Guys, are you sure we should be doing this," Krillin whispered.

"Come on que ball, don't you want to know? I mean, what if she's seeing someone else?" Vegeta asked.

"No, 18 would never do that to me would she?" Krillin wondered.

"Shhh you guys, she'll hear us," said Tien..

18 stopped in front of the Community Care Hospital. She walked in. The guys walked up to the door.

"What would 18 be doing here?" Krillin asked.

"Maybe she's getting checked for HIV," Vegeta suggested.

"Don't even joke," said Krillin.

They walked into the hospital. 18 had gone on an elevator. "Now what?" Krillin asked.

"She went to the 8th floor," Vegeta stated.

Goku, Vegeta, and Tien walked up the stairs.

"Hey, wait for me," Krillin said running after them.

They got to the 8th floor just as 18 walked into one of the rooms.

"We can see what she's doing if we look into the window from outside," Vegeta stated.

"Let's go," said Goku. They all ran out of the hospital.

"Which one is it?" Krillin asked looking up at all the windows.

"Let's see 8th floor," Vegeta said pointing.

"Three rooms to the left," Goku stated.

They all flew up.

"There she is," Krillin said.

"Shh, we have to make sure she doesn't see us," Piccolo said.

18's P.O.V.

"How are you girls today?" 18 asked Launch, Bulma, and Chi-Chi.

"Fine," Chi-Chi said.

"Great," Bulma said frowning.

Launch sign languaged "Dandy"

"How was your day, 18?" Bulma asked her expression not changing.

"Hey, weren't those girls in are class from Kindergarten till 3rd grade?" came a voice.

"SHHHHHH," came more voices.

"Who's there?" 18 demanded.

"Shit," said the voices.

18 looked out the window.

The guys ducked.

"Too late, I already saw you. You can come out Vegeta, Goku, Tien, Piccolo and my darling Krillin," 18 stated.

18 opened the window. She looked down at the boys.

"Get your sorry asses in here," 18 said.

The guys flew into the window, bowing their heads in shame.

"Hi, honey," Krillin said.

"Don't "honey" me. What the hell are you doing here?" 18 asked.

"We just wanted to know where you always go after school," Goku said innocently.

"Why didn't you just ask?" 18 asked.

"What if you were lying?" Vegeta stated.

"Why would I lie?" 18 wondered.

"What of you were seeing someone else besides Krill?" Vegeta asked.

18 growled in frustration.

"18, who are your friends?" Chi-Chi asked.

"No one," 18 replied.

"I'm Tien,"

"Hello, I'm Goku,"

"Vegeta,"

"Yo, I'm Krillin,"

"I am the Piccolo mister,"

"Hi, I'm Chi-Chi,"

"I'm Bulma, nice to meet you," She still wasn't smiling.

Launch sign languaged her name.

"What did she say?" Tien asked.

"Her name is Launch, you guys were right, they were in are class," 18 stated.

"So, why are they here in the hospital?" Goku asked.

"That's none of your damned business," 18 snapped.

"That's a good question," Bulma said.

"You can tell them, 18,"Chi-Chi said.

Launch nodded in agreement.

"Launch here won't speak," 18 said.

"Why?" asked Tien.

18 shrugged. "Ever since her mom died 10 years ago (They're 17 and in their senior year. It's September.) she hasn't," 18 explained, "and Chi-Chi has HIV and can't go outside often in fear she'll get sick,"

"It's her fault, she shouldn't have had unprotected sex," Vegeta stated.

"How dare you! You apologize, it was genetic from her mother," 18 stated.

"Sorry," grumbled Vegeta.

"What about her?" Goku asked pointing at Bulma.

"She has Doll Syndrome, meaning she thinks she's smiling, she can't show emotions, but she isn't but don't tell her," 18 whispered.

"How sad for all of them," Krillin said sympathetically.

18 nodded. "I come here everyday. They are like my sisters. We're that close," 18 said.

"Oh," said Krillin.

"Yo, who wants to play spin the bottle with ME, huh ladies you up to it," said Piccolo puckering his lips.

18 hit him in the back of the head. "This is not the time,' she said.

"I never get any love," stated Piccolo pouting. He started to sing "I'm all alone, there's no one here beside ME, that's why you've got to have friends,"

The guys, 18, Launch, and Chi-Chi sweatdropped.

"I know. We guys we'll come and keep you guys company, I mean 18 must get pretty dull," Piccolo said.

18 hit him in the head again.

The next day at school

"So, 18, why does Bulma have Doll Syndrome?" Vegeta asked.

"Her parents abandoned Bulma at the end of 3rd grade, why do you care, Vegeta," 18 said.

"No apparent reason," Vegeta said. A little devil of himself appeared on his left shoulder.

"Oh come on, you know it's because you dig her," he said.

"That's not true," Vegeta protested.

"What?" 18 asked looking at him.

"Nothing," said Vegeta

A little angel of himself appeared on his right shoulder.

"You think she's the most precious thing you've ever seen and you wish to protect her," he said.

"Yeah, like I said he thinks she's hot," said the devil.

"Don't put it the way. He thinks she's beautiful," said the angel.

"Hott," said the devil.

"Beautiful," protested the angel.

"Hott,"

"Beautiful,"

"HOTT,"

"BEAUTIFUL,"

"Both of you SHUT the FUCK UP!" Vegeta bellowed.

The angel and devil disappeared.

"Mr. Onji," scowled the teacher.

Vegeta mumbled.

"Hey, 18, what happened to Chi-Chi's mom?" Goku asked 18.

"She died giving birth to Chi," 18 said.

"Oh," Goku said.

'The poor girls. They've been through so much. I never would have guessed.' thought Goku.

"I remember when those girls used to be so happy," said Tien.

'Chi-Chi always looked so cute when she laughed. She has really blossomed into a beautiful young woman. I think I'm falling for her, no I know I have,' thought Goku. He blushed at the thought.

"Launch sure is pretty," Tien said.

"Hey, did I forget to mention she has two personalities, literally. When she sneezes she gets blonde hair and a bit mean, she still doesn't talk though," 18 said.

"Do you know sign language?" Tien asked.

"Of course," 18 replied.

"Could you teach me?" asked Tien.

"Yeah, you could teach all of us so we know what she is saying," Goku suggested.

"Yeah," said Krillin.

Piccolo nodded in agreement.

"Who said I wanted to know what she was saying?" Vegeta asked.

"Oh, come on. What if she's dissing you? You wouldn't even know," Goku stated.

"Oh, fine but it better not be difficult," Vegeta said.

After school at the hospital

They all walked into the girls' room.

"Hey," said Bulma blankly.

"Good afternoon," Chi-Chi said.

Launch waved. (Blue-haired)

"Hello," said Tien.

"Hi," said Goku.

"Yo," said Krillin.

"Hey," said Vegeta.

"How's my favorite girls?" Piccolo asked.

"We're fine Piccolo, can't you tell by my smile?" asked Bulma (not smiling)

"Oh, yeah," stated Piccolo.

"Want to go to the Teen Club?" asked Krillin.

"I don't know if that is a good idea," 18 said.

"Sure it is, they need fresh air," stated Piccolo.

"Yeah, can we go?" Bulma asked.

"Please 18," said Chi-Chi.

They all, except Bulma, gave them a puppy dog pout.

"Fine, but how are we going to get then out of here?" 18 asked.

"Out the window, of course," Vegeta said.

"Are you crazy?" 18 asked.

"We still aren't sure of that yet," Goku said smirking.

"Come on, babe," said Krillin picking her up. (18 can't fly)

Piccolo opened the door, while Goku picked up Chi-Chi, Vegeta scooped up Bulma, and Tien got Launch.

"Let's get out of this joint," said Bulma.

THE END (j/k)

They all flew out the window. They headed for the club.

"Ooo, it's karaoke night," stated Piccolo excited.

They landed at the club. The boys let the girls down.

"Let's go party!" said Chi-Chi.

"Wait, let's go to the mall and get you out of these hospital clothes first," 18 said.

"Right," said Bulma hopping back into Vegeta's arms.

After they got clothes at the mall

"Now, let's party!" said Chi-Chi.

They all walked in.

Piccolo hopped on stage and grabbed a microphone.

"Yamcha hit it," said Piccolo. (Yamcha is a classmate of theirs and the DJ)

"What song?" Yamcha said.

Piccolo tossed him a CD. "Number 6," he said.

He started to sing. "Oh, I can't wait to get next to you"

"Piccolo this is a girl song!" Yamcha bellowed.

"We do not know him," stated Vegeta putting a menu in front of his face.

"Oh, I just can't leave you alone," Piccolo sang, "Boy you got me doing things that I would never do and I can't stop the way I'm feelin if I wanted to. I'm crazy bout the way you could make me say your name and if I couldn't have you I would probably go insane cause… Only you can make me feel and only you can take me there and only you can make me feel and only you can take me there. Oh, I can't wait to get next to you oh I just can't leave you alone. Boy you stay inside my mind ain't no denying that and only you could do them things that got me comin back. Gotta be the realest thing I have ever felt and I'll do what I gotta do to keep you to myself cause… Only you can make me feel and only you can take me there and only you can make me feel and only you can take me there. Crazy bout the way you feel I just gotta have you here and I wanna let you go I won't ever let you go. Only you can make me feel and only you can take me there and only you can make me feel and only you can take me there. Oh, I can't wait to get next to you. Oh, I just can't leave you alone."

Piccolo walked off stage. He sat by his friends. "Man, I've been practicing that all month, didn't I rock?" Piccolo asked. No one said anything. "Well, didn't I?" he asked again.

"Oh, yeah, you rocked this joint," said Krillin. They all nodded in agreement.

"I thought you were the bomb," came a voice from behind them.

They turned around.

"Hey, Marron," said Piccolo.

"I was wondering when you'd show up, who are you're new friends?" Marron asked.

"I'm Bulma,"

"I'm Chi-Chi,"

Launch sign languaged her name.

"Come again?" Marron asked.

"Her name is Launch," said Tien.

"Nice to meet you all," said Marron, "I gotta run, see you around."

"Hey why don't we go sing girls and you can sign language the song Launch?" 18 suggested.

"Let's go," said Bulma.

They went on stage.

"This is going to be good," said Vegeta.

"You know my jam, Yamcha," said 18.

Bulma started to sing when the music came on. "The real me is a Southern girl with her Levis on and an opened heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl. The real me is to laugh all night lying in the grass just talking about love. But lately I've been jaded life got so complicated. I'm still thinking about it I almost forgot what it was like. Do you know what it feels like?

18 and Chi-Chi started to sing along with her. "Cause with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground with nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful baby as I do now. Now that I'm with you. With you. Now that I'm with you.

Then Chi-Chi started to sing by herself. "You speak and it's like a song and just like that all me walls come down. It's like a private joke just meant for us to know. I relate to you naturally everybody else just fades away. Sometimes it's hard to breathe just knowing you found me. Cuz I'm still thinking about it I almost forgot what it feels like. Do you know what it feels like?"

18 and Bulma started to sing with her. "Cause with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy. I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground with nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful baby as I do now. Now that I'm with you. With You.

18 started to sing by herself. "Come and take me love you save me like nobody else. Now I can be myself with you."

Bulma and Chi-Chi started to sing with her. "Cause with you I can let my hair down I can say anything crazy. I know you'll catch me right before I hit the ground with nothing but a T-shirt on I never felt so beautiful baby as I do now. Now that I'm with you. With you."

They all bowed. The crowd roared.

"Thank you. You are all too kind,' said 18.

They walked back to the table.

"You guys were great," said Krillin.

Goku and Vegeta nodded in agreement.

"Holy shit, we have to get these girls back, it's already past 11," 18 said.

The guys picked up the girls and were out of there. When they got back to the hospital they snuck Launch, Bulma, and Chi-Chi into their room through the window.

"Bye girls," said 18.

"Thanks guys we had a great time," said Bulma.

"We'll see you tomorrow, right?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Yep. Bright and early, tomorrow is Saturday," said Goku.

"Bye for now," said Vegeta.

"Oh, parting is so sad," said Piccolo.

"See you tomorrow," said Tien.

Launch waved.

The guys and 18 flew away out into the night.

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