Disclaimer: I do not.. do I have to say it? FINE! I DO NOT OWN D.N. ANGEL! But Dark lives at my house… while Satoshi lives with my friend Astrid Tinuvial.

'Blah' Either Dark or Krad talking in Daisuke and Satoshi's minds

Chapter One: I'm Falling Head Over Heels for You… Literally

Daisuke sat on a park bench, enjoying the wonderful day. "Daisuke? Why the hell are we here? This is boring! I wanna go do something interesting." Daisuke twitched and answered back, "Dark! Would you quite whining? I'm supposed to meet someone here." Dark subconsciously rolled his eyes. "You sure it wasn't just a prank?" Daisuke scowled and yelled in his mind, "WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT!" Dark chuckled and said, "I don't know… don't worry Daisuke…I know more about this than you…"

Daisuke's eyes slowly widened and he burst out yelling, "YOU IDIOT!" A few couples glanced at him and went about their business again. Daisuke blushed a deep red and before he knew it, Dark had taken his place. Dark whispered to himself, 'Sorry Daisuke. I'm doing this for a couple of reasons.' Dark sat on the bench and watched as a familiar boy with blue hair walked up. He stopped in front of Dark and asked, "Why did you want to see me Dark? I could capture you right here and right now." Dark smirked and slowly got up. "Oh Hiwatari-san, I asked you to come here because I have something to confess." Satoshi glared at Dark and harshly answered back. "I don't have time for these mind games! Tell me now!" Dark released a sigh and slowly formed the words. "I love you Satoshi-kun." Satoshi's eyes widened and he slowly stepped back from Dark. He tried to run but his legs wouldn't let him. Dark moved forward and raised a hand to caress the side of Satoshi's face. Like a frightened animal, Satoshi finally found the will to run but before he was just two feet away from Dark he tripped over a tree root and he came crashing to the ground, the side of his head cracking against the pavement. The last thing he heard before he slowly lost consciousness was Dark's voice yelling, "Satoshi-kun!"

Dark panicked and cradled Satoshi's head against his chest. He carefully picked Satoshi up, bridal style and ran all the way back to Daisuke's house. He ran up the stairs, not bothering the looks he was getting from Daisuke's grandfather and father. He burst through Daisuke's door and placed Satoshi on Daisuke's bunk bed. He ran back downstairs and came back up with an ice pack and some painkillers. Satoshi looked so peaceful while he was asleep. Dark took notice of how soft Satoshi's lips looked. He slowly bent down and was close to kissing Satoshi when his eyes slowly opened. Dark fell off the bed and was about to say something when Satoshi looked at him and said, "Hello sir. My name is Konami. What's yours?"

A/N: BWUHAHAHAHA! This idea came from a RP me and a couple of friends did. I couldn't help but write the story kinda.