The other was a teacher at Hogwarts...his name was Hagrid.
One day Draco got in trouble in class and was sent to Hagrid at night for detention. There he had to go into the Forbbiden Forest. He hated the Forbbiden Forest so much that he screamed like a girl every time he saw something move. When he was in the forest Hagrid took off his pants and asked Draco what he thought of his long shlong.
"Very nice Hagrid...but it's not ithat/i big." said Draco.
"Well, what's the biggest you've seen Draco?" responded Hagrid.
Draco pulled down his pants and unrolled his 945 inch man handle.
"Wow, tha's pretty big Draco...d'you have a girlfriend?" asked Hagrid.
"Yes, her name is Lauren but she doesn't mind me having sex with other men...let's have sex!" said Draco.
"Yes, lets." responded Hagrid.
Then they had ass sex. All night long.
The next day when they saw eachother in class, Draco got up on a table and announced that they are getting married...by a duck. Also, in the morning Draco didn't come down for breakfast...the reason why was because he was taking a pregnancy test which turned out positive...Hagrid was going to be the father of a little giant.
b 9 Months Later /b
Draco had the baby and named her Pie.
Then they all live happily ever after.
The end.
A/N This story was only written cause there was no Draco/Hagrid Romances...I felt bad...they deserve to have love. And children. Named Pie.
Please don't kill us. We're not gay...just gay supporters.
Go GAY PEOPLE.
That is said in the nicest way possible.
PIE!