A/N: Wow thanks for all the reviews! I'm glad you guys are enjoying my warped sense of humor. I will be updating this fic periodically untilI finish the whole season.

Thanks to those who have been following this on my journal...and on to the update!

Rising Part 2

Marshall Sumner

Entry 3
Woke up in a dingy wraith cell. Then got sideswiped by some albino alien with bad teeth. My head hurts. Why is it that I'm the leader and everyone else does all the talking? My head still hurts.

Entry 4
My head still hurts, but I doesn't matter now. Because I'm DEAD! I wonder why the wraith chick was the only one with red hair. Is there a Pegasus Sassoon somewhere? Well that doesn't matter now does it? Because I'm still DEAD! I'm going to haunt Sheppard's dreams now. Why? Because I'm DEAD and I can!

John Sheppard

Entry 4
Had my first encounter with a wraith…hand. It was doing that creepy Addam's Family thing, so I shot it…twice…okay a hundred times. Beckett is gonna have fun picking the bullets out. :grins: Sumner and Teyla got beamed up, when I was lost in the wood and turning schizoid. Weir going to be pissed. I'll just smile and she'll forget we screwed up.

Entry 5
Brought the Athosians back to earthquake central. Weir was pissed, but she's happy now…I think. I don't think she noticed Sumner was missing. Better go bug her about saving Sumner so I can be the hero. :smirk:

Entry 6
I think Weir is coming onto me. Before she wanted 'a word' with me, I swear she pressed herself against me and slapped my ass! I think ruined the moment when I brought up Sumner at the balcony. That's when she got pissed. But she looks so sexy when she's mad. I wonder if I look sexy when I'm mad.

I think she definitely likes me. She doesn't want to send 'good people' a.k.a. me to my death :grins:

Entry 7
McKay found some spaceships. Awesome! Now I can add spaceship-that-looks-like-funky-Winnebego on my resume. Weir is going to flip. Now she has to let me go and play hero. :grins:

Entry 8
Who's the man? That's right, me. I saved Teyla and the other guys. Killed some wraith. Killed the Keeper…and woke up the entire wraith population in the galaxy. Yeah we're screwed. Oh and I had to put Sumner out of his misery. He's going to haunt me now isn't he?

Entry 9
I think Weir is trying to get me drunk. She keeps refilling my cup with champagne and smiling suggestively at me. She also keeps whispering Level 5 B22. Maybe…I should go and check it out.

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 3
Sheppard brought back a whole village of dirty little people. Like I wouldn't notice that Sumner was missing. Almost forgot, the City is on the surface! Yay!

Entry 4
Found a nice balcony just outside the control room. Would have enjoyed the view if Sheppard didn't keep talking about saving Sumner. Either the man has a hero complex or has a thing for Sumner…I still need to find that picture.

"Because it is!" PFFT! That boy needs some lessons on backing is arguments. Maybe I could give him some private lessons on…Damn, Rodney is calling me.

Entry 5
Sheppard found a new toy to fly and insists on making the rescue. He thinks I brought him here to work Ancient machines. Yeah right. :rolls eyes: I brought him here because I'm a sucker for men in uniform. :wink: That's my story and I'm sticking to it… Now which floor was it that they found a closet on?

Entry 6
Bah, shouldn't have let Sheppard go on the rescue before I had my way with him. When he gets back, I'm getting him drunk on the champagne General O'Neill left us. :evil grin:

Entry 7
Champagne and Level 5 B22...That is all. :devilish grin:

Rodney McKay

Entry 3
Sheppard may be smarter then he looks. Spouting out permutation numbers. Show off. Guess it worked. Weir wanted to have a 'word' with him. I'm not jealous. Damn it! I'm still the genius!

Entry 4
Puddlejumper! Puddlejumper! Why does he get to name the ship Puddlejumper! Gateship is more logical. It's a ship. That goes through the gate. Gateship! Pure logic! I work with lunatics:headdesk:

Entry 5
Someone tricked me into eating something with lemon in it...I'm a dead man.

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 3
I knew I shouldn't have worn that stupid oversized coat today. It weighed me down and got me caught. Next time I'm wearing less clothing.

Entry 4
Major Sheppard has come to save me. I think I may be in love with him.

Entry 5
Major Sheppard returned my head butt greeting. I think he may love me!

Carson Beckett

Entry 3
Bloody military men and shooting dead things over and over again. I spent all bloody morning taking bullets out of that wraith hand. Where's Doctor Weir? I'm getting hungry. I know! I'll try to burn the wraith hand with my huge lab magnify glass.

Entry 4
Rodney says I need to get out more. Where am I going to bloody go? We are on a bloody island City!

Aiden Ford

Entry 2
I thought Gateship one was cool. But no, Major Sheppard had to dash my ego and name the ship Puddlejumper. Sucks being a Lieutenant. I'm still the pretty boy.

Entry 3
The Major is a power monger. He wouldn't let me name the Lifesigns detector either. I'll show him. I'll keep calling it that until everyone else starts calling it a Lifesigns detector. Then he'll have to say it's the Lifesign detector.

Entry 4
Doctor Weir was passing out booze! This job rocks! I am not drunk! Just very hyper and cute :grins: