Author Notes:

Lennexa-I'm glad you're enjoying the fic. Sorry, I try to be nice towardsTeyla, but the ShepWeir in my always takes over...so be warned for later chapters. ;)

Hazeydream-Sorry about make your cough ten times worse. Hopefully yourcough is better now, and you won't choke to death reading the next chapters.

Kate-I feel you're pain. When write this at work, I'm snickering as well...It's a wonder why I still have a job. :facepalm:

And thanks to everyone else who reviewed and are also following the fic on my journal! The next chapter should be up in a couple days! Thanks again!

Hide and Seek

Rodney McKay

Entry 6

I have the Ancient gene! At least I will. grins But I'm starting to wonder if Carson gave me the right shot. This green thingy is still not working on me, but I am feeling a little dry mouth and a headache. If I start getting an urge to run in a small wheel, I will kill Carson.

Entry 7

I'm INVULNERABLE! I'm going to find Sheppard to shoot me and throw me off a balcony. I'm not crazy. I'm INVULNERABLE!

Entry 8

I'm a dead man. Carson and Peter are still mocking me and eating in front of me. Do they not understand I'M A DEAD MAN! Damn it, I'm hungry now.

Entry 9

I'm still a dead man. Sheppard and Ford have joined the mocking and offered me popcorn. Bastards.

Entry 10

Still a dead man. Weird things are happening in the City. I refuse to believe there are ghosts floating around. I am a scientist and a genius. I will find a logical explanation for these occurrences…Did the lights just flicker? I'm going to find Elizabeth. Still a dead man.

Entry 11

Contrary to what everyone is saying. I didn't NOT faint. I passed out from Manly Hunger! Damn it! I'm still a dead man.

Entry 12

Shield came off. Sheppard and Elizabeth are accusing me of being a coward. I am not a coward. I am a very hungry genius at the moment. It's disturbing how those two gave me the same raised eyebrow look. I wonder what took them so long to get to me, when they said they found an elevator... Ooo I smell food….

Entry 13

Who is the hero now? I believe. I saved the day today. Must go and gloat to Sheppard.

Carson Beckett

Entry 5

Yay! The Gene therapy worked. If it didn't work, Rodney would have turned into Mouse Man instead of Captain Untouchable. :snicker:

Entry 6

Lights are coming on and off by themselves. And it's not my fault. Thank God. Phew! Wait a minute. Is the City haunted! I think I'm going to need my own personal shield.

Entry 7

Rodney fainted. Hahahaha

Entry 8

Rodney fainted again. Hahahaha

Peter Grodin

Entry 3

$!#McKay tricked me into hitting him! I think I broke my hand.

Entry 4

My hands still hurts. But apparently Mr. Invulnerable is going to die of starvation. Oh the irony. Going to go make fun of Rodney with my nice hot cup of coffee.

Entry 5

Rodney fainted. Hahahaha

Entry 6

My task for the day is to sit in front of the computer and turn the generator on and off to mess with the mind of an energy blob. Oh joy:headdesk:

Entry 7

Rodney fainted again! hahahaha

John Sheppard

Entry 10

Shot Rodney, then pushed him off a balcony. :smirk: I wonder what would happen if I ran him over with a puddlejumper.

Entry 11

Scared the Beegeezus out of the Athosian kids with my Jason story…who am I kidding? They scared me with their interest in hockey. :cringe: Must watch football to erase memory.

Entry 12

Tried to read my book, but Jinto had to go and get himself lost. Now I have to go and wake Weir up in the middle of the night. I wonder what she wears to sleep…

Entry 13

Mckay fainted. Hahahaha

Entry 14

Found a blob sucking the all the energy in the city. What's with this galaxy and aliens sucking the life out of everything? Pegasus should be renamed Suck-the-Life-Out-of-Everything Galaxy.

Entry 15

Found Jinto. Found a transporter. :grins:

Entry 16

If my hair wasn't messy already, I think Elizabeth messed up my hair when we were alone in the transporter. :smirk: Wonder if Rodney suspects…Nah, he was too hungry to notice.

Entry 17

Hail Mary! McKay saved the day and…fainted AGAIN! hahahaha

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 8

Nothing like waking up to the sight of 10,000 year old dead plants... Must remember to tell someone to throw them out. You'd think the Ancients would take their plants with them. Damn Ancients spreading life around the galaxies and leaving them to die. How irresponsible. I need coffee.

Entry 9

I had coffee. Not cranky anymore. :smile:

Entry 10

I work with CHILDREN:facepalm: Need more coffee.

Entry 11

Sheppard came to my room tonight…to tell me Jinto got lost in the City. Damn it! Leave it to children to get lost in the middle of the night, and for once it's not Rodney.

Entry 12

Now the Athosians are seeing "shadows." I told them to get rid of the dead plants. Those things look creepy when you're half-awake.

Entry 13

Oh dear, Rodney fainted and the whole crew won't stop laughing. I work with CHILDREN:facepalm:

Entry 14

Jinto apparently found an elevator. :naughty thoughts:

Entry 15

Succeeded in sending the blob to a barren wasteland. Yay! I knew the City wasn't haunted. We haven't found any dead bodies in the city…yet.

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 6

Major Sheppard sided with Doctor Weir today. I think I only have a crush on him instead…but he did ask me to join his team. Okay, I still love him.

Entry 7

Even though I do not understand what this football is. All I see is an oddly shaped ball being thrown and men battling each other for it. I still love Major Sheppard…and I think alsoI like popcorn.

Entry 8

Doctor Mckay has lost consciousness, yet everyone finds this amusing. I will only smile and nod. :smiles and nods:

Entry 9

I think Major Sheppard approves of my idea to lure the darkness out through the stargate. Squeee! If this works, he will truly be in love with me!

Aiden Ford

Entry 5

Is it just me or do I have really miniscule number of lines in this episode? I'm still the pretty one! Why does Grodin still has more scenes then me in this episode!

Entry 6

Aw man! McKay just fainted. Too funny! Hahahaha

Entry 7

My pretty face! I look like I walked into a bug zapper. I feel like I walked into a bug zapper. God be my witness! I shall be pretty again! Wonder if I get ice cream for being zapped.

Entry 8

McKay fainted again! Hahahaha