"A tree covered in shiny shit..."
"Right."
"…makes you kiss?"
"No, the mis… myth… um, the hanging tree branch makes you kiss. The tree is for presents."
"Then we sing for gifts?"
"No, you sing for a drink. Or a cake."
"I want a cake!"
"…I need a drink."
"And the flying Thomasii?"
"They bring the presents."
"From the big guy."
"In the red coat, yeah."
"You sit on his lap…"
"Um…"
"…and tell him if you've been good…"
"…"
"…and he gives you something to unwrap?"
"Will you two please…"
"Senpai?"
"Wha…mmmm..."
"You forgot the tree branch, Big girl."