Rose: Konnichiwa!

Hakkai: Konnichiwa!

Rose: I shall make this short!

Hakkai: That's new.

Rose: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh…but if my friend loves me enough she might buy the first season of Yu-gi-oh, the real first season for me. Not dat crap the American censors came up with.

Hakkai: O.o…American censors…what's up with that?

Rose: -.- You're no Wayne Brady.

Hakkai: Or Ryan…;.;

Rose: Or Colon…Enjoy!

Hakkai: T.T

Chapter 9

"Aw, you wouldn't do dat to little old me now, would ya?"

"What the fuck? Jou?!?!" ((a/n: I can't remember if I used his American name or his Japanese name…from now on it's gonna be his Japanese name.))

Jou tilted his head cutely and smiled. "Yep, it's me!"

"W-What are you doing here?" Seto stuttered.

"You mean here in your room?" Jou put on a confused expression as he stared at Seto. "Cause I can be so many places more."

"Yes in my room and what?"

Jou let out an aggravated sigh. "You don't understand anything do you?"

Seto glared at him before replying. "When you're supposed to be in America, yes!"

Silence. Something about that last sentence bothered Seto. How the hell can someone travel from America to Japan in such a short time? Maybe, he got on the fastest flight out? The important thing was the fact that Jou was there.

"It's so quiet…" Jou whispered in one of those 'break the silence' tones. "…silence…whoo…"

"Shut up and tell me how the fuck you got here." Seto was a little annoyed that someone like Jou could easily enter his room without him knowing it. "And how you got in my room."

"Well…I don't know…" Jou smiled brightly up at the brunette. "Do I annoy you?"

"I prefer not to answer that."

"Is dat a yes or a no?"

"Go away."

"So it's a yes! Yey, I annoy you!"

"That's not something to be proud of mutt. Now go away!" Seto sat back down in his chair and began typing on his computer.

Jou simply whined in protest. He went over to Seto and began reading over his shoulder, laughing at some of the things on the screen.

"Can you not do that? I can't concentrate!" Seto turned to face Jou. "And I said for you to leave!"

"Can't!" Jou smiled brightly.

Seto's eyes widened. "What the hell do you mean you can't?!?"

Jou put on a pouting face before continuing. "I don't know how."

Seto glared daggers at the blond in front of him. "It's not that hard. You just walk through the doors and out of my house!!"

"But it isn't dat easy for me." Jou whined, lowering his head just enough to hide his eyes.

Seto let out a frustrated growl. "Must you be so damn difficult?"

"Only around you!" Jou chirped excitedly. "Cause your so fun to torment!"

Little popping veins began showing up all over Seto's face indicating his severe level of anger. "Jou…get…out…NOW!!!!!"

Jou's eyes shrunk ten times their size as he backed away from the enraged Kaiba. "You don't have to yell…"

"Obviously I do for it to sink in to your pint sized brain!!!!" The volume of Seto's voice increased with every vowel and syllable.

"Uh…keep it down will ya?" Jou continued to back away from the taller teen; Seto matching him for every move.

"Keep it down?! I'll keep it down!!!!" Seto exploded. "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS BACK TO AMERICA!!!!!"

Jou stumbled back and tripped over his feet and fell to the floor with a gasp of shock and pain escaping him.

As Seto approached the boy, a light knock could be heard at his bedroom door. He sighed in annoyance and heading for the door. "As soon as I'm done with whoever is there, we're going to finish the conversation, understand?" With a small nod from Jou as an answer, Seto grabbed the doorknob and opened it. "Can I…Mokuba? I thought I told you I didn't want to be disturbed?"

Mokuba stood in the doorway with a worried expression on his face. "I know…but I could've sworn I heard you talking to somebody in here."

Seto stepped back and pointed over to where Jou had fallen. "It's his fault. He came in my room and distracted me."

Mokuba's face held an even more worried look as he looked to where Seto had pointed. "There's no one there…Seto."

"He's right-" Seto turned in the direction Mokuba was looking and saw that Jou no longer sat on the floor rubbing his bottom. "I swear! He…he…he was right there!"

"Who was right there Seto?"

"He…he was there…"

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