Author's Notes:

Hazeydream - I guess to where John touched Elizabeth in the last chapter, I leave for your imagination. To be honest, I'm not even sure where he touched her. LOL

Again thanks for all the reviews everyone!

Childhood's End

John Sheppard

Entry 35
I blame the genius that is Rodney for making me fly into an electromagnetic field and crash land the jumper. :glare:

Entry 36
Forgot what direction the Stargate was at. No thanks to McKay and his wonky compass we're probably going to walk straight into trouble. And Weir blames me for all the situations my team gets into. I'm not that much of a troublemaker.

Entry 37
Crash-landed a jumper. Used a wonky compass as a guide home. Being held at…arrow point by kids. Yep. It's a good day.

Entry 38
Oh look wraith bones! These kids really need some adults around. Keeping wraith bones around is just plain creepy, and not to mention dangerous when people like McKay come and fiddles with their defenses. :looks around: I'm not giving the plot away am I?

Entry 39
Elders…I thought elders refered to people who were old, wise, bent over, and saying "hello there sonny" with a shaky voices. Damn these kids make me feel OLD!

Entry 40
These delusional kids and their suicide pacts. I think I'm going to implant the seed of rebellion in Keras's brain. Nothing like corrupting young minds. :evil grin:

Entry 41
I'm never going to see that jumper again. McKay is going to attempt to fly and crash it. I work with children! Wait…that's not my line. I am one of the children. And I'm Elizabeth's favorite. :smirk:

Entry 42
Kids are so gullible. They actually believed me that McKay was at the jumper waiting for us. It's fun being an adult. When you make a serious face, they actually think you're serious. Stupid kids. :shakes head:

Entry 43
They eventually figured out we were lying to them and started to point their sticks at us again. Speaking of sticks…I need a new stick. Steve got pissed and broke the last one… I wonder what the kids would do if I told them to go to their rooms. :wonders:

Entry 44
We fixed the electromagnetic field. The kids are protected again. Atlantis is still potential target practice for the wraiths. Yeah, very successful mission. :headdesk:

Rodney McKay

Entry 28
Ah Colonel Samantha Carter…the flame I have for thee still burns…ooh powerful energy reading must check it out. Could be a ZPM…or maybe not…jumper is shaking…I'm a dead man.

Entry 29
Great none of my equipment is working. Now I actually have to pretending I know stuff. I'll steal Ford's compass. At least I can look at that and spout out technobabble, and still look like the genius that I am.

Entry 30
Nothing like being attacked by children with primitive weapons. I despise children. I refuse to believe that I was ever a child. :snark:

Entry 31
Wonderful. We are on a planet with SUICIDAL children. What's next having children baby-sit us? Aw crap…spoke too soon…the two 'villagers' sent to keep an eye on me are midgets. I mean monsters…little demons…children… :facepalm:

Entry 32
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Will these kids ever shut up! Is this bad karma or something? Is this revenge for me never shutting up? Did Sheppard put the kids up to this? Bastard. :shakes fist:

Entry 33
Ford shouldn't have stopped me. I could have taken those children…kids…little people…midgets… monsters… Anyway found a ZPM! Yay! This is like taking candy from a baby...Not that I'm implying that I have done that…I'm going to shut up now. :shifty eyes:

Entry 34
Why is it that when we are short on time, we are stuck figuring out riddles or sequences? Can't the Ancients just make anything simple like plug and play? Of course not, that would make life too easy for their primitive descendents.

Entry 35
The little monsters came back from the rest of my chocolate. Grrrr…now they are going to be hyper and drive me nuts as I try to fix the shield:facepalm: Ouch! Now the low hanging branches of the trees are attacking me!

Entry 36
Of course I can fix the shield! I'm smarter then you…kids. raspberry

Entry 37
My toe still hurts. That little midget stomped on it really hard. What else did she want? Is there such a thing as adult abuse? Must ask Elizabeth later.

Entry 38
Asked Elizabeth about adult abuse and she won't stop laughing…Note to self: Must find something to blackmail Elizabeth with…

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 19
Men, they never want to ask for directions. If we didn't keep going off course because of Doctor Mckay, we would have been at the Stargate by now. Instead, we are stuck baby-sitting a tribe of children. I wonder if Major Sheppard wants children of his own… he would make a wonderful father. :dreamy sigh:

Entry 20
Doctor McKay and Lieutenant Ford left me alone with Major Sheppard on the planet. :smiles: But it appears the Major is more interested in talking to Keras then talking with me. :pouts:

Aiden Ford

Entry 24
McKay stole my compass and he won't give it back. :pouts:

Entry 25
Full growns? Who's calling me a full-grown? I don't want to grow up. I want to be a Toys 'R' Us kid…that runs around with assault weapons. :grins:

Entry 26
This is weird. I always felt like the baby of the team, but on this planet…I'm feel old. The Major and McKay are like…SENOIR CITIZENS… :snicker: I wonder how old Teyla is…if she's older then me…then she's a GRANDMA:snicker:

Entry 27
Three words. McKay with children. That is classic entertainment! Now he's fighting with the kids. I better stop them before the kids beat up McKay. :snickers:

Entry 28
The grumpy old man broke the ZPM. We are screwed.

Entry 29
The grumpy old man fixed the ZPM. Now we can party! I mean go home and prepare for another mission to find ZPMs…Maybe Major Sheppard will let me poke the wraith today. :hopes:

Keras

Entry 1
These full growns are very interesting…too bad I have to die tonight. I'm not sure know why, but Major Sheppard insisted I chose the two little ones to watch over McKay while he works.

Entry 2
Now that our suicide pact as been broken, I'm am going to be the oldest one of the tribe forever. Elder for life!

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 35
Rodney wants to steal from children. When did I hire thieves as part of my expedition team? I work with CORRUPTED children. :headdesk:

Entry 36
Adult abuse! Hahahahahhahahaha

Wraith Beacon

Entry 1
Blink…blink…blink…blink…blink…blink…

Entry 2
Blink…blink…blink…blink…blink…blink…

Entry 3
Blink…blink…blink…I got shot…:dies: