A/N: Again thanks for all the reviews! I'm glad you guys like the Wraith Beacon entries. I figured if the Beacon get is own screen time in the episode, it might as well have it's own entry! Anyways on to the next episode! Thanks again!

Poisoning the Well

John Sheppard

Entry 45
Is it just me or does the Hoffan Chancellor look like Santa Claus? Wonder if I can get him to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

Entry 46
I feel like a pincushion. Ow! And Elizabeth won't stop poking me where Beckett repeatedly stabbed me with a needle during my 'physical.'
Note to self: Don't piss off Beckett and Weir…maybe I'll just piss off Weir. She's hot when she's pissed. :smirk:

Entry 47
Who knew Beckett was possessive with his ladies. I just said "Good Morning" to Perna and he was about to stab me with a needle again! Sheesh! I'm going to go poke Steve.

Entry 48
Steve looks hungry. Weir won't let me feed Kavanaugh to him. :sulk: I wonder where Rodney went. Maybe Steve ate him!

Entry 50
Scratch that. Rodney was annoying Elizabeth, but now it's my turn to annoy Elizabeth. :smirk:

Entry 51
Steve must be really hungry. He just sits there even when I poke him. Oh look he blinked! I'm going to tell Weir.

Entry 52
Took Steve on a field trip to Huff...I mean Hoff. Got some skinny dying guy for him to eat. Now Steve looks green…come to think of it...Steve was always kind of greenish blue...

Entry 53
R.I.P. Steve! You were the first pet that tried to eat me everyday:sheds a tear and pokes corpse with stick:

Entry 54
Santa Claus wouldn't listen to me. Now the Hoffans are dying. Hoffans…what kind of name is Hoffan? Sounds like a Disney character on acid.

Rodney McKay

Entry 39
Sheppard needs to stop telling me to get Chancellor Druhin to say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" I'm starting to wonder if Sheppard actually drank that wraith serum when no one was looking.

Entry 40
Question! Where am I for the next 40 minutes of this episode!…Now I know how Ford feels. I'll go bother Elizabeth, since she's hardly in this episode too.

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 21
Major Sheppard let me follow him everywhere today. Yay! But he hardly said anything to me today. If he stares at the blond wench again, I'll kick him. He must have a thing for doctors…

Entry 22
I was at the Medical Center when the Hoffans started dropping like flies. Maybe Major Sheppard will fall in love with me while I play doctor!

Aiden Ford

Entry 30
Steve is sleeping like a baby…because I shot him:grin:

Entry 31
R.I.P. Steve! I'm still the pretty one!

Entry 32
I need more then one liners to show my charm damn it! At least I'm the pretty one. :wink:

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 37
I AM THE BOSS! Damn it! Do I need to have it written on my forehead!… Apparently…I do…:headdesk:

Entry 38
Rodney needs to go away. Just because we are hardly in this episode, doesn't mean I want to be annoyed off screen:headdesk:

Entry 39
Wake up. Check. Bang head against wall. Check. Throw the Geneva Convention out the window. Check. Bang head against wall again. Check. Throw sanity out the window. Check. Sex in closet with Sheppard. :grins: Check.

Carson Beckett

Entry 10
That's it! Major Sheppard is getting an extra physical examination. No one bloody volunteers me without consulting me first:gets out syringes:

Entry 11
I hate gate travel! It's bloody insane…Ooh pretty lady. Hands off Major! She's mine:syringe in hand:

Entry 12
Perna is pretty and she likes me. :goofy grin: Why did I come to Hoff again? Oh right researching some wraith immunity serum…Perna is pretty and she likes me… :sigh:

Entry 13
Yay! The wraith serum worked! Perna must definitely love me now! Now I know how Major Sheppard feels. That's how the bastard gets all the ladies.

Entry 14
Uh oh, Steve just died; this does not look good for my relationship with Perna :sigh:…Major Sheppard needs to stop poking the wraith corpse so I can do an autopsy.

Entry 15
Why can't I meet a nice girl that doesn't die? This better not be a bloody pattern for the future:shakes fists:

Steve Wraith

Entry 2
I'm hungry.: hiss: I'm hungry. :hiss: I'm hungry. :hiss: Filthy humans! I am your DEATH! I'm hungry. :hiss:

Entry 3
I'm hungry. :hiss: I'm hungry. :hiss: I'm hungry. :hiss: The door is open:runs: FILTHY HUMANS:gets shot: I'm hungry…

Entry 4
I am still hungry:hiss: Why do they keep calling me Steve! Do they not understand my name is Your Death! Stupid humans. :hiss: I'm hungry…

Entry 5
Filthy deceitful humans! They bring me weak inedible sustenance. :hiss: I'm still hungry. :hiss:

Entry 6
I am…hungry… :hiss: I…am…poisoned:hiss: I…am…dying… :hiss: I…am…dead. :hiss:dies:hiss: