I Like Big ... by Sir-Marik-Mix-A-Lot
Read and sung by Ryou Bakura.
Ryou clears his throat, "During my raid of Marik's drawers, (do not ask why I look into his underwear drawer!) I found THIS!"
Ryou brandished a piece of paper in front of Bakura. Marik tries to snatch it away.
"RYOU! Please don't read it!
"It says: I like big c"RYOU"s and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when that sexy thief walks in with his pants down
And a long thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that zipper was tight
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My sister tried to warn me
But that c"RYOU"k you got
Make me so horny!
Ooh, length of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my pants
Well use me use me cuz I aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
He's sweat, wet, aroused I'll bet
I wanna get you home
And get you to double me up UH HUH
I aint talkin 'bout playboy
Cuz c"RYOU"s were made for boys
I wanna use some kinky toys
So find that juicy double
Marik-Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that c"RYOU"k
I wanna get so close and tight with ya
I don't wanna get cussed at or hit by ya
But I gotta be straight (well not so STRAIGHT) when I say I wanna f"RYOU"k
Til the break of dawn
Baby you so got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I like em long and strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
And you wanna BXM throw down
Dial 1-900-Marik-MIXALOT and bring them nasty thoughts
Bakura got c"RYOU"k
Bakura got c"RYOU!"k
Little when I'm gone but so much when I'm back
Bakura got c"RYOU!"k
BAKURA GOT C"RYOU"K
Marik successfully pinned Ryou to the floor and snatched the paper from him while Ryou giggled insanely and pointed to a red-faced Bakura.
"ARGH! RYOU!"
A/N: RANDOMNESS! It's like CRAZY, MAN! "wink" It's stupid and pointless ... but then again so am I! HAHAHAHAHA! "wink again and disappears into a puff of air"
R&R PLZ!