A/N: At the risk of sounding like a broken record, thanks for all the reviews!
Emma: I've wondered about that for Carson, but it's still early in the series. Maybe later in the series Carson will meet a nice gal who doesn't die.
JohnLiz4ever: I'm glad I could make you smile!
Belisse: There is something about poking things that I find so funny. I'm just weird I guess.
Puddles1311: Don't worry there will more "I work with Children" later...and I'm sure you can guess who's going to say it.
Dr. Dredd: LOL. I know poor Elizabeth! She's going to need a pillow on her desk just for all the :headdesks:.
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Elizabeth Weir
Entry 40
Sheppard sleeping. Rodney eating. Ford staring at Rodney. Teyla staring at Rodney. Me…apparently talking to myself. Yep, just another briefing in Atlantis. :headdesk:
Entry 41
I stashed the rest of the coffee in my room. Rodney without coffee. Now that's entertainment. :evil grin:
Entry 42
I guess I really DO need a sign saying I'M THE BOSS across my forehead:bangs head against wall repeatedly:
Entry 43
Next time I am making John write "I will not offer nuclear weapons in trade" 200 times in ANCIENT! All I asked was for them to find food:facepalm: Hunters and gatherers my ass!
Entry 44
I work with children suffering from ADD:facepalm:
Entry 45
Sergeant Bates got some food with the Manarans…for some reason it reminds me of marinara. First the Genii. Now Manarians…what's next Parmesanians?
Entry 46
I'm off duty, but I'm still I the control tower…working…Yes…I'm a workaholic… :facepalm: I wonder if John notices my new top?
John Sheppard
Entry 55
Elizabeth accused me of falling asleep at the briefing again. I was awake the whole time! I was waiting for Rodney to choke on that sandwich. How does he eat, drink, and talk at the same time? He must not be human.
Entry 56
Why is it that every time we meet a pretty girl, everyone assumes I'm hitting on her? I'm not Captain Kirk…am I:appalled:
Entry 57
I can add 'clearing a stump' onto my resume now. :smirk: Elizabeth will be so proud…or not.
Entry 58
Uh-oh, Weir closed the door to her office. I'm in BIG trouble. I don't think smiling prettily is going to work. What if I kissed her...too many windows...that can wait.
Entry 59
My hand hurts. Elizabeth wouldn't let me leave Atlantis until I wrote, "Doctor Elizabeth Weir is the Boss" 200 times and turn it in to her.
Entry 60
For the record, McKay found the secret hatch. I only climbed down to observe. So it's official! McKay is the troublemaker!
Entry 61
Nothing like being held at gun point with giant pipes. I'm bored. I'm going to mimic everything McKay does. :crosses arms like Rodney:
Entry 62
Rodney knows how to build an A-Bomb!…I'm going to stop mimicking him now.
Entry 63
Nothing like soaking up radiation, so I can have mutant offspring. :facepalm:
Entry 64
Why the hell am I seriously contemplating helping the Genii with this flawed attack plan? There are so many flaws! Did I mention there are flaws! But…we need food…Damn. :headdesk:
Entry 65
Getting lectured twice in one day. That's a new record for me! Yay!
Entry 66
Nobody messes with John Sheppard and gets away with it. Stupid shifty eyed Genii, getting Elizabeth mad at me twice in one day. :grumble: At least I took that weird wraith control thingy.
Entry 67
Elizabeth was saying something about sixty or more hive ships…Damn she looks hot in that tank top!
Rodney McKay
Entry 41
I think the fifteenth cup of coffee was a bad idea. I'm starting to feel jittery, and I need to go to the bathroom again. Damn caffeine.
Entry 42
42! The meaning of life! I'm such a nerd! But still the genius!
Entry 43
Nothing like going to an Amish world to find Tava beans. Whatever that is...I wonder if they realize that Genii is the plural of Genie? Probably not, they are so…Amish…and shifty eyed.
Entry 44
My ears are still ringing from Sheppard's little 'demonstration.' I'm going to get more coffee.
Entry 45
THERE'S NO MORE COFFEE! Why is Elizabeth laughing hysterically? I swore I didn't mention anything about Adult Abuse...
Entry 46
I didn't get my twentieth cup of coffee and now we are lost in Amish world with a secret hatch in a stable…I have a bad feeling about this.
Entry 47
If Sheppard doesn't stop mimicking me I going to…mimic him back. :crosses arms like Sheppard: Oh look the Genii aren't that Amish.
Entry 48
Long term exposure to radiation…that explains the Genii's delusional logic…
Entry 49
Who knew a wraith flash memory jump drive could be accessed with just a wire connected to a TV? And we thought we needed all this high-tech stuff from Earth.
Entry 50
I'm a dead man. Major Sheppard isn't going to come back for Teyla and me. We are going to die from overexposure to radiation…
Entry 51
Infiltrating a wraith hive ship…very good plan…I'm a dead man.
Entry 52
I need to have a check up for radiation poisoning…I think I'm getting a headache. I need still coffee!
Aiden Ford
Entry 32
I feel like I walked onto the set of Little House on the Prairie. If they start square dancing, I'm out of here.
Entry 33
Woohoo! I got to blow a stump up today! I wonder if Major Sheppard will let me blow something else up.
Entry 34
Harvest Ceremony! Can I blow myself up now?
Entry 35
I am man enough to handle moonshine! Teyla made fun of me. :sulks: I'm still the pretty one.
Entry 36
I know I didn't drink that much, but are the Amish people pointing pipe shaped guns at us?
Entry 37
Now I think I walked onto the set of a 1950s scifi TV show. Ooh glowing screen…:stares:
Entry 38
I'm alive! I thought Doctor Weir was going to kill us for offering C-4 to the Genii! I think my boyish appeal held her back. :grin:
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 23
Major Sheppard smiled at me during the briefing this morning! Squee! I am SO in love!
Entry24
People need to stop asking why I dress like the Earthlings! I dress like them because I want to have matching outfits Major Sheppard. What do they not understand!
Entry 25
That whiney little wench Sora better keeps her hands off Major Sheppard. He's mine and she's already betrothed. That hussy.
Entry 26
I think Aiden fancies me. He looked at me before he blew up that tree stump. But I will not be fickle. I love Major Sheppard.
Entry 27
Harvest Ceremony…Why did I suggest coming to the Genii:bangs head against wall:
Entry 28
The Genii have been lying to me all these years! How dare they! Major Sheppard isn't going to be happy.
Entry 29
We've made up with he Genii, but Major Sheppard seems unhappy with my honesty with the Genii. Maybe if I smile the Major will forgive me.
Entry 30
Sora is a snotty little brat. She assumes I left my people for Major Sheppard. I may love Major John Sheppard, but I am still an Athosian leader at heart!
Entry 31
Stupid Tirius! Like shooting the cocoon man wouldn't alert the wraiths! He should have done the sensible thing and knock him unconscious. :rolls eyes:
Entry 32
Major Sheppard saved the day again! I love him!
Tirius
Entry 1
How dare these new people oogle at my daughter? We shall subject them to a Harvest Ceremony because we are F'ed up like that!
Entry 2
Crap…shouldn't have shot the cocoon man…damn you Teyla! My whiny daughter shall avenge my death:dies:
Sora
Entry 1
Teyla came today and brought some men carrying big weapons. Ha! Our weapons are bigger and clunkier:flips hair: My golden locks are so pretty. :smile:
Entry 2
Ha! Teyla Emmagan Ph33r our clunky weapons!
Entry 3
They have a ship! I want one:whines:
Entry 4
This is not fair. They let Teyla go on the mission but not me. :sulk:
Entry 5
Teyla killed my father! I shall have my misplaced revenge on Teyla…since I'm too scared to face a wraith. :flips hair:
Chief Cowen
Entry 1
Teyla brings us these people with smaller weapons to trade with us. Ha! Bigger is Better!
Entry 2
C-4! Wow! I want C-4! They can have all the food they want, just give us C-4!
Entry 3
How in the world did these two find our underground lair? Look at them they are in a hostage situation and they are mimicking each other like children! What am I going to do... :facepalm:
Entry 4
Okay...they have a ship...I'll use them, steal their ship, and get rid of them...because that is the Genii way to use and abuse. :wink:
Entry 5
Damn! Out smarted by children. They will regret angering the Genii :shakes fists: