A/N:
Lady de Lac: Thanks, I'm glad you are enjoying it so far. As for the Hitchhiker's reference. I just couldn't resist!
Belisse: I agree nothing like reading fanfics during sleepless nights. ;)
highonscifi: I'm glad you are enjoying these. Thanks I'll definately consider writing for comedy one day. LOL. My friends always tell me I have a good way of telling stories of my misery and some how make them laugh. :facepalm:
Hazeydream: The top looks nice on Elizabeth, too bad that is the last time we see her in civilian clothes for the rest of the season. There is always hope for next season. Yes, lots of bitchiness here, and I'm sure there will be more to come. Again Thanks!
Dr. Dredd: I'm so glad you like the last chapter. That scene where Shep and Rodney were sitting around. I swear they looked like they were mimicking each other out of boredom!
Rhin Ariel: 42! Its the meaning of life! I'm glad you like the Genii entries, there will definately be more Genii entries in, "The Storm" and "The Eye."
Emma: I just want to say thanks for the review!
gatelover313: Well, as long as you survive all the laughing until the end of Siege 2, I'll be happy. LOL Thanks!
nightpheonix: Thanks! I should have"The Eye"up by next week.
Thanks everyone else for reading. Now onto the fic!
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Aiden Ford
Entry 39
This is way cool! These Hazmat suits makes me feel like I'm in an episode of The X-Files. I'm going to irritate McKay and shine the flashlight in his face. :evil grin:
Entry 40
Major Sheppard gave me permission to annoy McKay in the briefing room today. He must still be pissed that McKay said he had Hazmat hair. :grins:
Entry 41
Damn! I'm stuck going to Fog World with McKay. I knew I shouldn't have laughed at McKay's Hazmat hair joke. :headdesk:
Entry 42
How much longer do I have to squat here watching McKay talk to himself? My legs hurt. All this fog is covering my prettiness from the camera. :sulk:
Entry 43
We are going home! Grandma! Grandpa! I miss you!
Entry 44
Antarctica! I don't want to go back to that slab of ice. There is no one there who would appreciate my prettiness! I should've stayed in Pegasus. :facepalm:
Entry 45
Now I'm a pizza boy. I really should have stayed in Pegasus. :sigh:
Entry 46
Everything was a dream! I could have ruled the world with my prettiness if I had known!
John Sheppard
Entry 68
Stupid Hazmat suits…now I have Hazmat hair. McKay needs to stop telling me to stop shining the flashlight in his face. I'm being framed!
Entry 69
Revenge is sweet! Rodney is turning red from all my annoying questions. :smirk:
Entry 70
I should have Weir walk in while I'm reading more often. :smirk:
Entry 71
We are going home…where am I going to stay? I'm homeless. Maybe I could crash at Elizabeth's place…oh wait she's not going. Damn.
Entry 72
I have been sitting in this car for hours! I am an idiot for suggest shopping to a woman. :bangs head against car window repeatedly:
Entry 73
Teyla just asked me what slutty meant…I told her she chose a nice outfit...
Entry 74
Niiicee! I guess I'm not homeless after all. I have a sweet bachelor pad! And I've got a random pineapple on my kitchen counter and cold beer. Mmm...beer. This is unreal! I swear I'm not giving away the rest of the plot…
Entry 75
Teyla really knows how to chug her beer. I wonder if Elizabeth could chug a beer and dress like that. Damn it didn't work…she didn't appear on at my door.
Entry 76
Why is it that I can get Ford to bring pizza, but I can't conjure up Elizabeth chugging down beer in a bikini?
Entry 77
Nothing like a house warming party with people I know…or don't know… or are dead…I'll shoot the dead guy just to make sure. :Bang bang: He didn't bleeding! I was right!
Entry 78
Aw…my imaginary beer is gone!
Entry 79
Ouch! Elizabeth just pinched me to make sure this was our reality. I thought the normal protocol was the pinch oneself. :glare:
Rodney McKay
Entry 53
I hate Hazmat suits! I hate Hazmat suits! I think I'm claustrophobic…I'm a dead man…ooh strong energy readings. Is Major Sheppard shining the flashlight in my face! Bastard.
Entry 54
What is today? Pick on Rodney day! Everyone is badgering me with idiotic questions! I work with IMBECILES!
Entry 55
Sheppard needs to stop spouting out random numbers. Show off. Freak. I'm not jealous.
Entry 56
I am a genius. I found a way for us to go home. I am TEH GENIUS! I miss my cat.
Entry 57
I spent over half a year in another galaxy and only General Hammond greets us? Where's Colonel Carter the love of my life?
Entry 58
Dried dead plants. Check. Alien toys all over the place. Check. Outer Limits on TV. Check. No messages…oh what the hell. Check. Stale Six-month old chips. Yum. Home sweet home. Priceless.
Entry 59
Nothing like having your boss see you in your boxers. I wonder if she noticed… :smirk:
Entry 60
We are stuck on earth! Nooooooooo! Wait being on earth should be a good thing…no wraiths. No Atlantis needs me. I am their genius!
Entry 61
Bing tiddle tiddle bong! I work with IDIOTS:headdesk: We're screwed.
Entry 62
None of this is real! That means I haven't eat for a day! I'm a dead man.
Entry 63
This pinch-go-round needs to stop! I'm starving! I'm sure we are in our own reality! Ouch! Who pinched me again!
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 33
This Hazmat suit is very uncomfortable and unattractive. I haven't been this covered up since the pilot! I'll have to make up for all this covering up later.
Entry 34
Oh no! Major Sheppard might want to return to Earth and leave me. My love you can't leave me here:sobs:
Entry 35
He didn't mention about a loved one back at Earth. I still have hope! Squee! And he wants to take me along:hyperventilates:…Why does he look more excited about getting more popcorn then my companionship?
Entry 36
I'm going with Major Sheppard to his home world! Maybe he'll introduce me to his parents…then marry me…then we'll have children…:passes out from lack of oxygen to brain:
Entry 37
Major Sheppard returned for me in the infirmary. He must truly love me! He wants to buy me a new outfit! Earth clothes! Must pick something revealing to show some skin.
Entry 38
Shopping is fun! Look at all these items I bought! I wonder if my outfit shows enough skin. I've never worn heels before, but I'm going to buy these 'slutty' four-inch heels to compliment my outfit. I wonder what 'slutty' means?
Entry 39
This beer, I like. Why is Major Sheppard standing on the other side of the room thinking of Doctor Weir? I'm jealous. :drinks more beer:
Entry 40
Aww…my revealing outfit is gone. :pout: I'll have to make a revealing outfit for my next work out with Major Sheppard.
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 47
John leaning back draping his arm over the chair…mmmm sexy. This briefing needs to end now! I'll worry about Simon later.
Entry 48
Nothing is sexier then a man reading War and Peace…We'll talk about going home later. :jumps Sheppard:
Entry 49
Crap, now I have to break up with Simon in person. There was a reason I did it on video the first time…:headdesk:
Entry 50
I'm home! I know Simon misses me, but does he have to mess up my hair when we hug? I spent hoursto getmy hair to curl like that! Wait a second…is Simon attempting to fix a Masarati? There better not be grease on his hands!
Entry 51
Simon gave me a necklace. I guess I'll make out with him before I dump him again…
Entry 52
Simon really needs to stop messing up my hair! Grrr…and he doesn't even kiss like Sheppard. :sigh: I miss John. Ooh saved by the cell phone.
Entry 53
Who was the idiot that screwed up the Prometheus? I can't stay on Earth. I need to go back to Atlantis. I need Sheppard! At least he doesn't mess up my hair when we make out.
Entry 54
They can't reassess Atlantis! I'm the Boss! I should have brought my "I'm THE BOSS" sign over with me. :facepalm:
Entry 55
I'm talking to mist in the form of General Hammond. pinches self This is only a dream…right:pinches self again:
Entry 56
Is this real? Pinched myself the first time…didn't work. I'll pinch Sheppard instead. He can't do anything to me, because I'm the boss! Haha:grins:
Simon
Entry 2
Why am I working on a Masarati? That is completely illogical! That's right I'm not real…
Entry 3
For some reason, I think Elizabeth misses Sedge more then she misses me. I can't compete with pets anymore! I want a woman to love me! Not the pets! That's right I'm still not real…
Entry 4
This sucks. Elizabeth doesn't even want to make out with the imaginary me. She must be having an affair with someone else. That hussy.