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The Storm

John Sheppard

Entry 80
Was suppose to take Teyla to the mainland, instead did some weather forecasting…and brought her back. Damn, have to take her back to the mainland again… :facepalm:

Entry 81
McKay and Zelenaka babbling about storms…BORING! Couldn't they just have said "Big Hurricane. Bad. Atlantis no shields. Bad. We are SCREWED!"

Entry 82
Smeagol…I mean Smeadon finally agreed to put us up for the night. Why do I have a feeling he's going to pull a Gollum and backstab us?

Entry 83
Why do I end up with the two farthest grounding stations? I'm already skinny. Rodney could use some extra running though. :grumbles:

Entry 84
Damn Genii! I told them not to mess with me! Now they take my woman hostage:fumes: Oh yeah, they have McKay hostage too...

Entry 85
Kolya will never find the C-4 now! I'll leave a radio so I can talk to him and piss him off.

Entry 86
Damn it…I still have to run to grounding station three. Why do I end up doing everything? Oh yeah I'm the leading man of the show. :facepalm:

Entry 87
Uh…Kolya's lackeys just blew the grounding station control panel to hell. Now we are all going to die. My enemies are IDIOTS:bangs head on wall:

Entry 88
How am I suppose to say good bye to Doctor Weir if he won't let me talk to her? MORON!

Entry 89
:too pissed to make an entry fumes: Okay I lied. At least I look damn fine. If only Elizabeth could see me now. :wink:

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 41
Major Sheppard is flying me to the mainland. This is so romantic!…Why is Major Sheppard engrossed with looking at the plumes of white clouds in the sky! There he goes contacting Doctor Weir again…I'm jealous.

Entry 42
Lieutenant Ford offered to stay with me when Doctor Beckett wanted to leave. Does that means he likes me? But I still love Major Sheppard!

Entry 43
Poor Major Sheppard! This storm must pass now! We must save him!

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 57
WTF? Did he just say weather forecasting:facepalm:

Entry 58
We are on the verge of sinking into the ocean because of ginormous hurricanes and my two lead scientists are bickering over useless Discovery Channel facts! I work with children:facepalm:

Entry 59
Rodney and Zelenka are scaring me. Do they have to step closer to me each time they say something:backs away from the geek twins:

Entry 60
Crap. Two idiot soldiers let the enemy in and got themselves shot…now we are screwed. :facepalm: At least Sheppard is halfway across the city…by the time he gets here…we're probably be dead!

Entry 61
Uh…Goldilocks has some really misplaced hatred…she's pissed at me and I'm the freaking hostage here! I'm the one who should be mad:glares:

Entry 62
:smiles proudly: John Sheppard my hero…let's hope his plan works…

Entry 63
Crap…clunky gun pointed at me. This was not in the job description!

Rodney McKay

Entry 64
Still haven't found any ZPMs. Two giant hurricanes coming towards us. I'm a dead man.

Entry 65
Nine hours till the storm hits…we still have nothing. I'm a dead man.

Entry 66
I got it! Lightning! I'm a genius! Must go tell Elizabeth before Zelenka does. :runs out:

Entry 67
Sheppard has to run halfway across the city to the grounding stations. :snicker: Next time he'll think twice before he making fun of me again. :smirk:

Entry 68
I knew sending Sheppard halfway across the City was going to bite me in the ass. Stupid Genii taking over Atlantis. Storm from hell heading our way. What's next?

Entry 69
I know what's next! Pretty Genii boy pulling out a knife…I'm a dead man.

Entry 70
Just spilled the beans to the Genii, Elizabeth is going to kill me. I'm definitely a dead man.

Entry 71
Gun pointed at Elizabeth…what should I do? What can I do? I must do something! What!…to be continued…

Radek Zelenka

Entry 2
Yay! My second major appearance…halfway into the season. I always seem to appear when Atlantis or some major character is in trouble...or when Rodney needs someone to talk technobabble too.

Entry 3
Rodney as Superman? Never!

Entry 4
Eureka! Lightning! Why did Rodney just run out the door:runs after Rodney:

Entry 5
I've been working with Rodney for how many months already and he still calls me Zelemka? It's Zelenka you idiot! How would he feel if I call him McGay? Bastard.

Entry 6
I have apparently been shipped off to Manera because of budget issues. :sulk:

Aiden Ford

Entry 47
Nothing like threatening pilgrims with assault weapons…is it just me or was that Smeadon guy just slimy and stereo-typically untrustworthy?

Entry 48
This sucks! I'm stuck on the mainland in a puddlejumper in the middle of a storm. And Teyla is being bossy. I think Beckett is afraid of her.

Entry 49
Still sitting in the jumper waiting for the storm to pass…This is the boring:sigh:

Carson Beckett

Entry 16
I'm only a medical doctor, not bloody Indiana Jones! Don't let the large coils of rope around my arm fool you, and Teyla is bossy. No wonder the Major made me fly her out here this time. :sigh:

Entry 17
Still in the jumper on the mainland with angry people…och!

Commander Acastus Kolya

Entry 1
Why is my strike force compiled of two half-naked men and goldilocks? I asked for a strike team not two men and a little lady! I'll kick their asses in two seconds.

Entry 2
Like I said two seconds. Now pretty boy here is giving me an attitude. I'll kick his ass in a nanosecond.

Entry 3
Does Chief Cowan not understand "They are not ready yet!" I just kicked our strike force team's asses in two seconds! If sending a half-baked strike team on this mission isn't foreshadowing failure, I don't know what is. :facepalm:

Entry 4
These amateurs playing games with me. Well I don't like Even Steven. I like Odd Todd. Say good bye to Doctor Weir! Mwhahahahah!

Sora

Entry 6
Commander Kolya kicked my ass in training today. :whine: He was mean. He made my lips bleed! I still want to kill Teyla!

Entry 7
Hehe, Commander Kolya let me torture the drunk Athosian…

Entry 8
Commander Kolya just killed the two Atlantean soliders… :shocked: Yes, I'm the weakest link…

Entry 9
I still can't decide if I want to be a good guy or a bad guy…I still hate Teyla…I'll stay a bad guy then…