A/N: Next chapter this is the beginning, they get introduced to Voldy and his cronies. After this chapter the fun will begin. No one reviewed, maybe someone will this chapter, so I can get to the good stuff? (hint, hint) The rest of my stories are temporarily on hold until reading the HBP, so give or take a week before any other updates to other stories. Hope you enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, so don't sue.
Chapter 1: Meeting Big V
"We're so dead." Zak's voice rang out over the cemetery where Voldemort had just risen from.
Voldemort continued to glare at the three of them, first towards the one who had just made the voracious comment to his well being, the one who dared call him ugly. He was mildly surprised that they knew of him, even more surprised since he had been gone for thirteen years and had just been given a new body, yet this young foolish girl seemed to think he was in a costume and wearing a mask. The mask comment hurt his dignity slightly, but after a quick Crucio to Wormtail he felt better. He looked at the second girl who had appeared out of the sky, just after the escape of the brat Potter. She also looked at him, not with fear, not with loathing, not even with stupidity, but something of an almost affectionate anger, he noticed her eyes were an almost yellow color and looked to be about the mid twenties. She kept staring at him like a lost poppy causing him to turn away in anguish, neither of them were afraid or hated him, he admitted he was slightly confused. The boy who looked about sixteen, like the younger stupid girl looked like her twin. He looked at them in a sense of awe and seemed to be the only rational one of the group, he said the words and Voldemort sneered, before deciding to find some answers.
"You've got that right. Now do you want to tell us how you got here the easy way, or the painful way?" Voldemort said with venom in his voice, the other death eaters realized this as well and quickly collected themselves and circled them so the three intruders wouldn't escape. He watched as the younger boy and girl quickly picked up their bags and the stupid girl stared at him, he took out his wand and pointed it at her. She looked awed for a moment before quickly grabbing the wand out of his hand before he could even blink.
"Ooh. What a nice fake wand. Look it even has the same design and everything including the color. You have the robes, the mask, the wand, you're even in a graveyard like when he was resurrected." Resha said awkwardly patting Voldemort on the back. Voldemort and his death eaters both looked at the girl in anger and confusion, no one was supposed to know about what had just happened here, and why did this girl think they were dressed up for a party or something.
"Uh, Resh, I don't think it's fake." Zak said worrying for his sister.
"What are you talking about? Of course it's fake, there's no way it could be real." Resha looked at Voldemort again before realizing the truth about what had happened, she stared at him and he glared right back. Then to the astonishment of all present, she took his arm and began to shake his hand excitedly and asking when she would be able to get an autograph.
"I think something is terribly wrong with Resh, Serena. Serena?" Serena who had been standing right next to him had gone hurriedly to the side of Peter Pettigrew. Peter Pettigrew was quickly backing away in fear, and held his wand out, his hand shaking as she went closer. Then to astonishment of all present and a very frightened Peter, she ran forward and gave him a huge hug.
"Oh, look at the little ratty, his arm is hurt. Hold still." Serena then ran back rummaged through the pack before carrying out a first-aid kit, and hurrying back to the side on a VERY frightened death eater. She carefully began wrapping his bleeding hand in the cloth and whispering how foolish and stupid he had been to get so injured.
"A cutie like you needs to be careful around these big bad men." Serena said before turning to Voldemort, he still extremely angry for being interrupted. Serena had a glint of fury in her eyes as she stomped towards Voldemort. "And you. Who do you think you are? You didn't need to take his whole friggin hand. Wouldn't just a prick of blood sufficed, he's your most loyal servant and you treat him like a lowly animal, just for that I think he needs a long vacation." Voldemort glared at her, and then looked away as something changed in her eyes. "Oh, I don't think your scary one bit, you may come up with decent plots and the like, but you are pathetic you were beaten by a baby, but I realize that you act the way you do because you're a bit odd. Now, now don't cry, we'll help you."
"We will?" Zak asked questioningly.
"Yes. We will. I mean your most loyal follower at Hogwarts is now being kissed as we speak, so you're less one follower. It's sad really, that this is all of the followers you have left. Yes very sad indeed. You are though very cute when your angry like that." Serena winked at the Dark Lord, where as the other death eaters were wondering what the 'one less' comment was as well as wondering how anyone could even think the Dark Lord was cute. The Dark Lord was now worried, angry, and curious. Only Wormtail had known about his death eater at Hogwarts, he'd have to look into what she was saying. He also was curious at how they knew so much of what just happened. He glared at the three of them again noticing for the first time what each wore. The boy whose name was still unknown to him wore dark blue jean shorts, a black shirt, and a red and blue vest, he was wearing muggle clothes. The girl, named Resh? Resh didn't sound like a name, let alone a girl's name. She wore a pink shirt that when he read it said 'I'm with stupid' it had a bunch of arrows shooting out all over, both of them wore muggle clothes. He realized they were probably muggles, but that didn't explain how they knew so much. He tried to look into the minds of the three of them and was extremely startled to discover he couldn't break in any of the threesomes minds, he'd have to ask Snape to try later. He then turned his attention to the one who had dared to yell at 'Lord Voldemort' she was wearing a strikingly similar outfit to what most of his death eaters were wearing. She wore long black robes, yet it was cut low, and the top also was cut a bit showing a bit of cleavage. He continued to glare at the three of them, before speaking with a demanding voice.
"You dare to speak that way to me? I shall take pleasure in slowly torturing and then killing you. You offer to help me, I don't need help from filthy muggles. You have nothing to offer me."
"Is that so. Then how do we know what took place here? How do we know that you shall soon find out that Crouch Jr. has been kissed. That you're name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. That you were responsible for releasing the Basilisk and killing moaning myrtle, that you discovered a prophecy and went to kill the Potters 13 years ago. What do you say to all that?" Serena said looking quite proud of herself.
"I should just avada you right now. Tell me what I want to know and you may go free." Voldemort said angrily.
"We won't tell you anything. If we do you'll just kill us afterwards. How dumb do you think we are, Voldy?" Resha laughed at him and Voldemort carefully kept his reaction intact.
"Very." Voldemort growled.
"My lord." Zak spoke and Voldemort glanced at him questioningly.
"Yes?" Voldemort growled out, beginning to get irritated.
"My lord." Zak continued. "I think it would be mutually beneficial for all of us, if you were to let us live."
"And why is that?" Lucius Malfoy suddenly said from Zak's right. Zak ignored him and continued.
"As you will soon find out, Crouch is as good as dead. We can help you, and you can help us. We will tell you what you need to do in order to defeat the 'Potter-brat as you love to call him. We know the future, we know how it all ends, and if you want to win this battle against Potter, I think you would like to hear my offer." Zak said acting and sounding like a death eater, even sneering whenever saying Potter. Of course they wouldn't say everything right away, as that would , nor would he try to change the future, he'd just be an advisor of sorts to the dark lord. He loved death eaters and this was his opportunity to be one.
"Go on." Voldemort said gritting his teeth, but still being relatively interested in this proposition that was about to be made.
"Yes, my lord. I propose to you, to allow the three of us to become death eaters, you agree to keep us alive and let us stay with you, then we will give you information, when needed about how to go at killing Potter and becoming ruler of the world. In exchange we get to be death eaters, members of the inner circle, get to live with you and you get the ways to kill Potter."
"Interesting idea. However why not just give me the way to kill Potter at this time."
"Why? Like most seers they can't just think of something particular and prophesize it, it takes time, I guarantee you, however that you will get everything you need to know to be able to destroy Potter and Bumblebee."
"So you're seers? All of you? I could just cast imperius on you and make you tell me everything you know. Or torture you for the information. You're muggles, and you know what we do to muggles, boy?"
"I assume you torture and then , yet we're special. Where we come from there are no witches or wizards, only muggles, mainly because we have no one or device to detect magic users. For all we know we could be able to use magic, even if we don't we can tell you very valuable information. And about that imperius curse, we have extremely strong minds and willpower so I doubt that would work. The cructacious wouldn't work either, because what would happen if you broke one of us, then where'd you be? I'll tell you where on your way to your doom. Without us, I can assure you that you will loose. So what will it be?" Zak said smirking slightly as the Dark Lord contemplated his 'offer'. Serena and Resha were both next to him keeping silent thanks to a special sign that Zak had made.
"My lord. Don't you think it would be wise to get their names?" Malfoy said subtly.
"Ah, yes. Why didn't I think of that? Before we do anything, your names." Voldemort demanded and Zak smirked, he knew what he was trying to do, it wouldn't work, they didn't have any relations, the three of them were Orphans, and besides they didn't even know if they were still in their own time or if they had been thrown into a different world.
"My name's Resha. Oh and here's your wand back Mr. Malfoy." Resha said while giving a very confused Malfoy back his 'borrowed' wand.
"Name's Serena." Serena said before going over to Voldemort and whispering in his ear very seductively. "But you call me honey." Voldemort took a step back from the older girl and hoped fervently that no one had heard, thankfully no one had heard, or if they did they didn't say anything about it.
"Well, you know the name's of these two. Resha is my sister, Serena is our friend, all of us have the ability, but they're each a little different, and my name is Zak." Malfoy looked like he was about to say something so Zak then added. "Don't think it Mr. Malfoy, we have no family, we were brought up in a terrible Orphanage and none of us know our lasts names." After hearing this Malfoy seemed to sulk and wisely kept his mouth shut. Voldemort shook his head trying to get a few foreign feelings out of his head.
"Very well. I accept you into my death eaters inner circle. But if you ever betray me, I swear I won't hesitate to Avada you off the face of this planet." Zak nodded his head and tried not to gulp.
"Thank you, my lord."
"You are a pathetic looking bunch. If Severus returns I'll get him and Lucius to teach you, until then it'll just be Lucius. I need to go make plans to announce my return." Voldemort got up as if getting ready to leave.
"Not yet." Serena said.
"What?" Voldemort spun around.
"Not yet, do not announce your return yet. Wait. Be patient. Search for the full prophecy. The ministry won't believe the Potter boy, Fudge is a fool, keep your mind focused on the prophecy. We can't have the world knowing about your return until next year." Zak said saying what Serena would have said.
"What is this? What do you mean? Is this a prophecy?" Voldemort asked beginning to become angry.
"Does it sound like a prophecy?" Serena sneered at him. It took all of Voldemort's control not to just Avada her right there.
"Ignore her. It is almost a vision, similar to a prophecy, but more of a feeling. Which you will learn will soon come true." Zak interrupted sending Serena a frosty glare.
"Very well. I'll wait, but if you're tricking me, I swear you will live to regret it, every single day." Voldemort growled getting ready to head to his manor.
"Snape." Resha said suddenly causing Voldemort to look at her.
"What about Severus? At the moment he is a traitor." Voldemort said waiting for an answer, how they knew about him, he didn't know, and frankly didn't want to.
"He will arrive here tomorrow, seeking forgiveness. He was delayed due to Dumbledore and Potter." Resha said with an eerie calm.
"I see. So he has not betrayed me?"
"My lord. I believe he remains faithful to you."
"Very well, I will accept his late apology, but he will pay for it."
"Nothing less my lord."
"You may make a good death eater after all. Zak. You have a unique intelligence about you. How would you like to be my chief advisor?" Voldemort asked, he felt sure this boy would never betray him, in fact he was so much like he was at that age, always aiming to please, it was the stupid girl, and the scary one he had to watch out for.
"M-my lord. I would like nothing better." Zak stammered a reply.
"Very well then. After Snape has been punished, I'll have him check to see if you possess any talent at all with magic, if so you will go with Lucius tomorrow and get a wand."
"We get a wand? Yippee." Resha squealed excitedly. Voldemort looked at the girl before suddenly being rushed and being hugged around his waist was heaved in the air, by the remarkably strong girl. He blinked in confusion.
"What are you doing? Get her off of me!" Voldemort screamed at his death eaters, who began shooting stupefies all over the place, Crabbe Sr. managing to stupefy Lucius. The girl released him and after a small grin backed away. Serena then came up and while still trying to catch his breath from the bone crunching hug, and gave him a small peck on the cheek. Voldemort was extremely surprised and almost fell back. No one had ever shown affection for him like that before and it scared him. He backed away quickly watching as Serena giggled and mouthed something to him. Zak almost gagged right then and one death eater was seen throwing up in a grave. Resha then decided to add something, that was quite random into the picture.
"Just wonderin, but when was the last time you took a bath? Because you smell really bad." Voldemort glared at her and if looks could kill she'd be dead twelve times over, and more. His death eaters had wisely decided to disapparate, Zak and Serena trying to silence their laughter. They would have done a good job, if it weren't for an added comment from Peter Pettigrew the only death eater still there.
"Y-you k-know, t-the g-girl is r-right. Y-you do s-smell bad." Voldemort glared at his 'most faithful' follower before sending a cructacious his way. He was stuck with an idiot, a stupid/crazy girl, a girl who seemed to be attracted to him, a very intelligent brat, and of course his plans for world domination that always were foiled by Harry Potter. He was beginning to think he should just quit while he was still alive and in sane mind.
A/N: The humor will come, in fact just next chapter, at least I hope you think it's funny. Remember I'm not very good with humor, and let me know if you think Serena/Voldemort is a good pairing, I find that a little wrong, but if you think that is good, let me know, otherwise you can choose between Snape and Pettigrew, no one else, sorry. Also I'm planning on Resha getting with Draco and Zak getting with a daughter of a death eater, let me know what you think. Next chapter they find out if they do possess magic, as well as a meeting with Snape and Lucius. I may change it to humor/romance, and a higher rating later on, that is if that's what people want. Let me know. Hope you enjoyed and please read and review.