A/N:
Emma: Hehe. The mid-season two parter is definately a goldmine for me. Hopefully the later episodes will be as entertaining.
johnliz4ever: LOL. This two parter is definately a ShepWeir goldmine, especially in "The Eye."
Hazeydream: I love Odd Todd too! It just sounds so ridiculously dorky!
fenestrae: What have a done! I'm going to hear McGay everywhere now...
Dr. Dredd: You are definately not the only one who thought Smeadon looked and sounded like Smeagol, especially how he was holding that Genii radio device.
Jedi Mase: I'm glad these were funny enough to let you delurk! Well I won't let you guys down and I will finish this. Hopefully before the new season starts.
Again thanks for reading and reviewing! Now on to "TheEye!"
The Eye
John Sheppard
Entry 90
KOLYA! Great…I'm soaking wet…DAMN YOU KOLYA!
Entry 91
Kolya killed Weir:fumes sexily: Okay, enough standing in the rain sexily…time to go on a murderous rampage!
Entry 92
I'm Spiderman! I shall hang on the ceiling and pick off the Geniis one by one. Mwhahahah. Revenge is mine!
Entry 93
Three down…a lot more to go…
Entry 94
What would Mckay do?…apparently…McKay would write a very big sign saying "Very Very Dangerous Don't Touch"…Is he really a genius?
Entry 95
Kolya said he didn't like Even Steven…well I do! So I'm going to get even by killing a whole Company of men. How's that for not even? Mwhahahaha. Ph33r the darkside of me!
Entry 96
Weir is alive! She's alive! Crap ten minutes! I have to run down a buttload of stairs to reach the generator and this backpack is heavy. Bastard. Where's back up when you need it!
Entry 97
Crap, must fix generator before my girlfriend…er…I mean boss dies again.
Entry 98
I told those guards to turn around, but they never listen. Suckers:evil grins: There's my backup.
Entry 99
Can't wait for Teyla and Beckett…Where the hell are they!Genii are finally leaving…with my woman…not going to happen. :goes on shooting spree:
Entry 100
Yup, saved the day again. :smirk: Seriously is Rodney really a genius? Look at the bandage on his arm!
Entry 101
I think Weir figured out I was mimicking her again. :smirk: What? Mimicking people especially your hot boss is fun!
Commander Acastus Koyla
Entry 5
Where was I again? Oh yeah, I don't like Even Steven. I like Odd Todd.
Entry 6
Damn scientist and their reasonable logic. I'll kill Weir later, but I'll lie to Sheppard and piss him off so he goes on a killing rampage…
Entry 7
I leave my strike team for a few minutes and a third of them go and get killed by ONE man. :facepalm:
Entry 8
ONE MAN KILLED A WHOLE COMPANY! CRAP! I knew we weren't ready. Damn Cowen that leprechaun...
Entry 9
Since I have no credibility left, I will use Doctor Weir as my shield as I try to escape…
Entry 10
I got shot…I'm a dead man…or am I? Dun dun dun…
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 64
Still have a clunky pistol pointed at me…Did Rodney just step in front of that pistol for me? Didn't see that coming…
Entry 65
If I weren't on the verge of being shot, I would have taught Goldilocks a few lessons on respect for elders. Bitch.
Entry 66
It's cold. I'm wet. My hair is plastered to my face. I'm wet. We are standing outside in a storm. Clunky pistol still being pointed at me. I'm soaking wet. Can this day just end already:facepalm:
Entry 67
I'm still cold and still soaking wet. Must make Rodney lie to buy Sheppard more time to save us.
Entry 68
How to stall Kolya from shooting us?…I know! Spit out technobabble and confuse him! I'm still cold and soaking wet!
Entry 69
Of course we have security codes! What kind of question is that! We have security codes so idiots like you can't access our computers. Bah! My enemies are MORONS:facepalm: Why is Kolya a commander?
Entry 70
Sheppard wanted to talk to me. He was worried about me.:grin: I'm still cold. :shivers:
Entry 71
Still cold and freezing…Is Rodney's arm around me? Didn't see that coming either…
Entry 72
We are out of the rain…I'm still wet and cold. Time to stall some more…7 9 4 2 1…0 3 2 4 5…WTF! Second Sequence! Who knew stalling was so hard!
Entry 73
John's here to rescue me! He better have good aim and not hit me!
Entry 74
Must resist urge to jump Sheppard after saving my life…I'll settle for some handholding…for now. :wink:
Entry 75
The City is safe again. I have dry clothes again. Rodney looks like an idiot with that bandage around his jacket and arm. All is well again.
Entry 75
Is John mimicking my posture again? If he is…maybe he'll follow me to into an isolated closet…again… :evil grin:
Rodney McKay
Entry 72
Did I?…Did I just…I DID! I stepped in front of the pistol pointed at Elizabeth! I'm a dead man…
Entry 73
Bumbling Idiot Genii breaking the grounding station controls. Now I have to fix it in the rain. :grumbles: I'm going to get hypothermia and died…
Entry 74
Jiving! What the hell is jiving? Worry about that later…Kolya suspects something…I'm a dead man.
Entry 75
Oh good, Sheppard turned off the power here. I don't need to stall anymore…but we are stuck sitting in the rain. I'm going to die of a flu…I just know it!
Entry76
Kolya is going to throw me over the balcony…I'm a dead man.
Entry 77
Yes, Sheppard talk only to Weir and ignore Rodney your buddy. Nobody loves me… I am NOT jealous.
Entry 78
I'm freezing cold in this rain. I'll use Elizabeth for warmth…yes that's it…I'll hug Elizabeth for warmth…
Entry 79
Fixed the grounding station. Finally we can go inside and try to save the City and not get shot…I'm a dead man.
Entry 80
Stalling…stalling…stalling…I'm a dead man…still stalling…OUCH! Kolya just punched me! Bastard.
Entry 81
I'm so proud of myself I bandaged my own wound...over my jacket sleeve. :grins:
Aiden Ford
Entry 50
Holy shit! A tree just got blown over! And we are still stuck on the mainland in a jumper. No fair Major Sheppard gets all the action this episode. :sulk: Beckett needs to stop fiddling with the jumper controls or I'm going to kick his ass.
Entry 51
I can see the sun…at least the big ball of flame that is the equivalent of a sun on this planet…We can fly to Atlantis now. Yay!
Entry 52
Yay! I get to play the leader...that no one listens too...I knew not paying attention during briefings was going to bite me in the ass one day…now I don't know which generator powers which place…the Major is screwed.
Entry 53
Yay! Found the Major. He can give the orders now. I prefer just following orders than thinking for myself.
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 44
Major Sheppard is facing the Genii alone! This storm must pass NOW! If Doctor Beckett and Lieutenant Ford do not stop bickering I'm going kick their asses.
Entry 45
Our Ancestors smile upon us. They have given us a chance to leave and save my love!
Entry 46
We have made it to the City. We can now go and assist my love!
Entry 47
I should have paid more attention to where Major Sheppard said the location of he generators were…instead of staring at him dreamily…
Entry 48
My love is alive! But Major Sheppard won't let me fight along side him in the control room. :pout: He must fear for my safety. He does love me:smiles:
Entry 49
Great Goldilocks is here. I'm so going to kick her ass. Does she have to keep yelling? It is just the two of us in here. Sheesh!
Entry 50
Bah, I should have killed Goldilocks…could have spare us her whining. But I'm the good guy and we don't kill ruthlessly…unless we have to…
Carson Beckett
Entry 18
The sky is falling! Other than the rain and the trees…I'm a bloody medical doctor. Not a Meteorologist! Stop asking how long until the storm passes! I don't bloody know:bangs head on puddlejumper wall:
Entry 19
We are in the eye of the storm…and we will stupidly walk outside of the jumper instead of fly out immediately towards Atlantis…
Entry 20
I have to fly the spaceship into space! That is unheard of! Where are the other airforce pilots with the Ancient gene when you need them!
Entry 21
I'm a medical doctor not a soldier. I don't know how to use a P-90! Can't I stay in the jumper with the Athosian kids?Damn! They need me to use the Lifesigns detector. Damn it!
Entry 22
That cheeky bugger keeps telling me to shut up…I can't help it that I can't stop talking when I'm scared to death!
Entry 23
Why do they keep asking me about the location of the generators? I'm a medical doctor not an engineer. I hide in the infirmary all day. :facepalm:
Entry 24
Phew! Major Sheppard sent me and Teyla to the jumper bay where it's safer…or not.
Entry 25
:gets knocked out: I think I need a doctor…oh wait that's me… :passes out:
Entry 26
I had to be carried by two petite women into the control room…how embarrassing…My head hurts.
Sora
Entry 10
Sheppard killed three of our men:whine:
Entry 11
It's all dark! Sheppard turn off the power! I can't see what I'm writing:whines some more:
Entry 12
I told Commander Kolya to send guard to the generators. Now look what Sheppard did…should I stay with the bad guys or defect…
Entry 13
Somehow in the over the last ten minutes. I lost my jacket…Now I'm going to go find Sheppard, the guy who just wiped out a company of men and half of the strike team, by myself…
Entry 14
OMG! Teyla is here! I must disregard all orders from my commander and take my revenge!
Entry 15
I failed to have my revenge… :sobs: Who knew Teyla fought like a man… and my people have abandoned me. :sobs: