A/N: omg! stupid FFN is being stupid and changing the format of my fic, and its really annoying me. If things look funky, I know its funky. FFN is being a bitch and switching all my artisticcreativity to theircrappy formats.

Dr. Dredd: LOL, how did you guess? I do have a stock of Tylenol in my medicine cabinet...oh wait you meant stock as in money...I wish. haha

Thanks everyone for the comments and reviews. Seriously, I have so much fun readingeveryones reviews. Now time for some whumping of our favoriteguys.

The Defiant One

John Sheppard

Entry 102
Fifteen hours…fifteen hours! I've been in this jumper with three neurotic scientists for fifteen hours! And Rodney still can't fly the jumper straight. :facepalm:

Entry 103
Now Gaul looks like he's going to hurl…I'm not cleaning it up! Rodney justlet go of the controls again. :facepalm:

Entry 104
Flew fifteen hours to find a dead Ancient weapons platform…ooh a wraith distress call. Let's check it out. For the record, this was McKay's idea again…that troublemaker.

Entry 105
OMG! McKay and Gaul need to stop bickering! Now I know how Elizabeth feels! I work with children:facepalm:

Entry 106
McKay has a girlish fear of glowing bugs! Hahahahahaha

Entry 107
Wraith cannibalism…I didn't see that coming…Maybe I'm paranoid, but I think we are not alone…Crap…

Entry 108
I have reached a new low…stealing from a dead wraith…Ooh shiny egg shape thing, wonder what it does. :pockets it:

Entry 109
The son of a bitch is in my ship and ransacking it! What to do? What to do? Ice? Why does the desert planet always end up being ice cold at night!

Entry 110
Stupid wraith shot me! How the hell did he figure out how to use a pistol that fast! My P-90 is broken…Damn I'm so screwed.

Entry 111
Rolling down sand dunes after getting shot is not a good idea…Ow… :bandages wound:

Entry 112
Holy Crap! I almost blew myself up with that shiny egg thing:facepalm:

Entry 113
Fighting an invincible wraith and nearly blowing myself up is making me hungry. :eats energy bar: Damn spacebugs…stop stealing my food!

Entry 114
OW! Like Ow! I just ran full speed into a force field! OW! Stupid wraith. :feels bump on head: Ow!

Entry 115
Okay new plan…let's try to blow the wraith up this time and not myself…

Entry 116
:F!$#$) pulls hair out: I just blew him up and he's still alive!

Entry 117
Hand to hand combat with wraith…very bad idea. :winces in pain:

Entry 118
There goes my last Powerbar…Ow…enough with the whumping already! I'm already in pain…

Entry 119
Ding dong the wraith is dead. The wraith is dead…It's about DAMN TIME. :still in pain:

Entry 120
Now we have to figure out how to disarm the jumper shields and have another fifteen-hour flight…home…this is going to be fun…

Rodney McKay

Entry 76
Come on baby! I thought this ship reads minds! Read my mind and fly straight damn it!

Entry 77
Is Sheppard trying to give me a heart attack! I'm supposed to be the snappy one of the group!

Entry 78
A wraith distress call means crashed alien ship... We have to check it out! I'll let Sheppard do the dirty work and convince Elizabeth. :grins:

Entry 79
Great a hot desert planet…my lips are going to be so chapped. :puts on chapstick:

Entry 80
It's hot. It's sunny. There is sand in my shoe. Glowy bugs are attacking me…I'm going to die of dehydration…last episode I was drenched…now I'm dehydrating…are the TPTB trying to kill me!

Entry 81
Crap…a supply ship…a possible wraith still alive…I'm a dead man.

Entry 82
Sheppard just left me and paralyzed old boy here in a wraith supply ship to go after a cannibal wraith alone! I'm a dead man.

Entry 83
Sheppard is fighting a wraith with a 9-mil…and almost blew himself up…I'm a dead man.

Entry 84
Is it really a good idea to give a suicidal scientist a gun?

Entry 85
Dude! Brendan is such a downer. I rather be out there getting shot by a wraith then baby-sitting this guy.

Entry 86
Great he just shot himself. I knew it was a bad idea to give him the gun. Now I feel bad…now I can go help Sheppard fight the wraith. Yay!…I'm a dead man. :runs out:

Entry 87
Arrived just in time to save Sheppard…crap…now the wraith is coming towards me…I'm a dead man!

Entry 88
Did Sheppard say run:runs awaylike a madwoman...man:

Entry 89
He's dead! Oh thank God! Now I have to fix the jumper…my work is never done. :grumbles:

Brendan Gaul

Entry 1
I'm Nyan. I finally got rid of those side burns and changed my name to Doctor Brendan Gaul. After moving to Earth, I changed my personality and identity completely!

Entry 2
I am also the stereotypical scientist that has motion sickness and fears everything…ooh giant Ancient satellite.

Entry 3
I see dead people! I mean really! They are everywhere on this ship! Ahhhhhh! Okay, I just saw something move… :panics:

Entry 4
I'm in a cocoon! I'm going to die! I should have stayed in the jumper:panics again:

Entry 5
The wraith fed on me! It took my life! I'm no longer beautiful…not that I ever was, but still! I'm too young to die!

Entry 6
Rodney's indecisive fidgeting is giving me a headache. I'm going to kill myself to spare myself the torture. Bang! Bang :dies:

Abrams

Entry 1
Because I am the stereotypical scaredy-cat scientist, I will say my ten lines and die… :gets eaten by wraith:

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 76
Boys and crashed alien ships…I just know they are going to get into trouble…they always get into trouble, especially Sheppard that troublemaker. :facepalm:

Entry 77
Because I know Sheppard and Rodney are going to get into trouble…I'm going to send a rescue team out right now…and because I'm psychic…okay paranoid. :facepalm:

Entry 78
Six hours and still no word from Sheppard…I was right! They got themselves into trouble AGAIN! They were supposed to check out a satellite…not get eaten by a wraith. :headdesk:

Aiden Ford

Entry 54
Hehe, Doctor Weir put me on the rescue team. For once this pretty boy will save the day! And I have more lines then Teyla this time!

Entry 55
Are we there yet? My butt is getting numb from sitting for six hours…only nine more hours left. :bangs head repeatedly on something: There needs to be an in-flight movie for this trip!

Entry 56
Woohoo! We came just in time and saved the day! And we never had to leave the jumper. :smiles prettily:

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 50
I only have four lines this whole episode…but I did spent most of the episode worrying about Major Sheppard!

Wraith

Entry 1
I have been trapped here for 10,000 years. :hiss: Fed on everything…even my own kind. :hiss: Now I have fresh food. :hiss:

Entry 2
Idiot humans…cloak a ship but have you foot prints leading right up to it…because of your stupidity the wraith will eat you all:hiss:

Entry 3
An Atlantean ship…I will ransack the ship because I HATE the Atlanteans:hiss:

Entry 4
Hahahaha stupid human! Trick me and run right into the force field. :hiss: hahahahah! Humans make for such good comedy.

Entry 5
Damn bugs:hiss: I will crush you between my fingers. :squeezes bugs:

Entry 6
The filthy human just blew me up…or did he:dramatic music:

Entry 7
Haha fool! I'm not dead yet. :grins:

Entry 8
Hahahaha you will all die humans! Stupid bugs…KABOOM:disintegrates:

Glowy Space Bugs

Entry 1
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz…

Entry 2
Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz…:sees food: buzzbuzzbuzz buzzbuzzbuzz

Entry 3
Buzz buzz buzz…we want more food…buzz buzz buzz…food :flies after energy bar:

Entry 4
Buzz buzz buzz…ooh food on that mean life form…buzz buzz buzz KABOOM!