" 'Tuba mirum, s-spargos sono, per sepulcra regina, caro auctus barathrum.' What's that mean?"

" 'The trumpet trims its song across the Queen's grave, meat-normous hell.' "

"Really?"

"Pretty much. Now…"

" 'More stupid is nature…' "

"Tongari, put the damn book down. Please?"

" 'Coom…' uh, 'Come resurge…' "

" 'Cum resurget creatura judicanti responsura.' 'When mankind arises to render account before the Judge.' Now I'm fuckin' tired of…" (68)

" 'Ingemisco tanquam reus, culpa rubet vultus meus; Supplicanti parce, ecclesiastes.' "

"…Using your sexy voice is cheating. And it's 'spare this supplicant, oh God'. "

"I'll remember that."


"Tuba mirum spargens sonum
Per sepulcra regionum,
Coget omnes ante thronum.

"Mors stupebit et natura,
Cum resurget creatura,
Judicanti responsura."

translates to

"The trumpet, scattering its awful sound
Across the graves of all lands
Summons all before the throne.

"Death and nature shall be stunned
When mankind arises
To render account before the judge.

and

"Ingemisco tanquam reus,
Culpa rubet vultus meus;
Supplicanti parce, Deus."

translates to

"I groan as one guilty,my face blushes with guilt;
spare this suppliant, O God." (rather than "spare this supplicant, O priest.")

Ah, liturgical Latin. Always shall I find a way to make you naughty, as you know you want to be.