"Darling, wait! Can't we talk this over?
I apologize for not being more present as of late. My work has been so consuming lately! And I admit, the comment I made about your weight, while perfectly valid, was harsh. Again, I apologize."
"…"
"Not enough? Fine then! I shall give you three reasons why you should stay with me. One. I am a brilliant scientific genius who will somebody have complete domination over this planet! Two. I am an excellent husband and father. You could never get a better man than me!"
"UWAU!"
"Th-three… won't you think of the children?"