A/N: Okay just a quick thank you too all the reviews! I love you guys and Thanks!
Now onto Skanktuary...I mean Sanctuary.
Sanctuary
John Sheppard
Entry 131
Nothing like being target practice for a bunch of wraiths in the morning. Uh…bright ball of energy following us…we are so FUCKED!
Entry 132
Never mind. The energy weapon saved and blinded us. Now we can go and explore the planet…after I get my eye sight back!
Entry 133
Wow! Chaya is hot! I'm smitten. :turns into school boy in love: Why are we here again?
Entry 134
Rodney needs to shut up. I can't concentrate on Chaya's lovely breasts...I mean words with him yapping in the background.
Entry 135
Yeah, Chaya wants me. She didn't even let me finish my invitation before saying yes. She SO wants me. :smirks:
Entry 136
Yay! Weir let me take Chaya on a tour of the City…now I will spend half of the episode basically retelling the whole season, because the writer doesn't know enough of the canon to actually write a interesting episode.
Entry 137
Chaya is soooo purty! I'm still smitten. I can stare at her all day. :sigh: Ow! Elizabeth just slapped my head:sees Chaya again: Chaya is pretty!… :sigh:
Entry 138
Teyla is overreacting…she thinks I have feelings for Chaya. Chaya is girlfriend of the week…I have to have a fling with an alien chick so I can be just like Captain Kirk. :wink:
Entry 139
Rodney needs to stop mumbling Captain Kirk every time I walk by…I didn't sleep with her…yet…I only made out with her. I'm not that easy.
Entry 140
McKay and Weir were spying on Chaya behind my back! I'm so offended…wait a minute! Chaya is an Ancient? Talk about having a fling with an older woman!
Entry 141
Because of my personal feelings, I'm going to fly to Proculus, by myself, knowing full well a wraith hive ship is hidden around there somewhere. Yes, the bright light in the beginning of the episode has made my IQ drop by a hundred points.
Entry 142
OMG! It's a LOTR elf! Galadriel! Oh…wait its only Chaya…wearing a white medieval gown…
Entry 143
So…Chaya's definition of 'sharing each other' meant turning all glowy and blinding me with white light again…Yeah…okay…I'm going to ruin that 'special' moment by saying "This is so COOL!"
Aiden Ford
Entry 60
Ahh! I just saw the light! No wait! I can't see…Are we dead?
Entry 61
What is the point of having me in this episode? All I do is stand there, looking pretty, and watch Mckay act all paranoid. The Major has been affect by the alien chick's pheromones, and Teyla looks like she's about to strangle Chaya…Maybe there will be a cat fight…ooh :eyes glaze over:
Rodney McKay
Entry 102
Wraith shooting us. Sheppard yelling at me…What a way to start an episode. Oh by the way...I'm a dead man.
Entry 103
The energy weapon knocked me off my feet. :looks around: Good, no one saw that. Ow! My head hurts. Now I'm going to irritate everyone and ask if we're alive ten thousand times…
Entry 104
Oh look a primitive society with half naked natives who AREN'T tanned…I wonder what sunscreen they use?
Entry 105
Athar? For a minute there I thought he said A CAR…A car would be most useful about now…how much further is this monastery? Did Ford just call me fat?
Entry 106
Great there goes Sheppard hitting on the Athar lover. :rolls eyes: I am NOT jealous!
Entry 107
Of course Chaya doesn't strike Sheppard as the lying type! He just wants to lie with her! I am NOT jealous!
Entry 108
Ugh! What kind of god is selective to whom they consider their 'people?' This Athar is one dodgey god.
Entry 109
Sheppard is hogging Chaya all to himself. Selfish bastard.
Entry 110
Chaya activated the biometrics sensor machine! She is definitely dangerous! I'm definitely more paranoid then usual…because there is no coffee left!
Entry 111
WTF! Sheppard took the last of the earth food to go on a picnic with that intergalactic hussy! He is so DEAD!
Entry 112
OMG! HE IS CAPTAIN KIRK. :fumes: I AM NOT JEALOUS. :fumes some more:
Entry 113
She's an Ancient! I knew it! Now she's glowed away…damn Ancients, can't they EVER gives us a straight answer!
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 58
We are on the verge of being shot down by wraith darts, and Doctor McKay and Major Sheppard are arguing:bangs head on jumper wall:
Entry 59
Did the bright light effect Major Sheppard's brain? He is acting rather strangely…like his IQ dropped a hundred points.
Entry 60
These people have never heard of the wraith…lucky bastards.
Entry 61
That hussy priestess offered the Major tea! That's my line! I offered him tea in the pilot episode. I bet she's going to drug him. Imposter priestess.
Entry 62
I will sit very close to Major Sheppard to show that hussy that he is mine!
Entry 63
This is not fair! I've know Major Sheppard longer, and I've never been on a late night picnic with him:fumes: I am not going to talk to the Major until the next episode.
Chaya
Entry 1
I shall tend to the plants of Athar as I kneel with one leg fully exposed for all to see…even though I am a priestess…
Entry 2
Major Sheppard is so dreamy! I'm completely taken with him. I will play hard to get and see if he'll beg to stay with me forever!
Entry 3
Indeed Major Sheppard can ease my wanton needs...uh...I mean...loneliness. But I must keep to my punishment...uh...duty to protect the primitive people of Proculus.
Entry 4
I just told the Major and his people that I was going to pray to Athar…but I am Athar…What shall I do? I'm in love! I will stay and protect my people…unless he offers to take me home with him…then I'll be fickle and put my people in danger.
Entry 5
How did Doctor McKay know that I spent all that time hiding in the monastery to make up that poorly hidden lie? He must be a nonbeliever. I will keep an eye on him.
Entry 6
Squee! He just invited back to his home! Did I respond too quickly? Maybe he did not suspect…I knew I should have waited at least for him to finish his sentence…Yes, I'm a fickle woman…and an irresponsible Ancient…
Entry 7
Major Sheppard has come for me at the infirmary and he offered me his arm. I'm going to be a clingy girlfriend, even though we've just met. I've been so lonely.
Entry 8
Oh! I activated a new machine! How every did I do that:giggles coyly: I hope no one suspects.
Entry 9
A picnic with John! How fun! Now I will seduce him with my feigned innocence.
Entry 10
Doctor McKay doesn't like me. :sobs: I'm going to throw a hissy fit so Major Sheppard will come after me and comfort me.
Entry 11
I'm going to expose Doctor Mckay before he exposes me! haha! Crap…my fickleness as put my people in danger. I'm so irresponsible! But first I must pass out in John's arm for a few seconds.
Entry 12
Major Sheppard has come to 'help' me. As a gift of my appreciation, I will appear to Major Sheppard in a wedding...I mean...white gown to show my purity and share a glowy experience with him.
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 87
Sheppard brought a new girlfriend back to Atlantis. I'm amused. He's trying to make me jealous. Not going to work. He's still on the couch, even more so now. Idiot.
Entry 88
I think Rodney is overreacting over Chaya more than I am. He must really be jealous. Or he hasn't had his coffee today…
Entry 89
Now Beckett is overreacting over Chaya's perfect health…why are all the men fretting over one chick:facepalm:
Entry 90
Obviously Chaya doesn't want anything from us. Rodney was right. We are wasting time. Sheppard needs to stop staring at Chaya. Didn't his mother tell him it's rude to stare! And he is NOT listening to a word I'm saying. :slaps Sheppard in back of head: It's like he's never seen a woman before:faceplam:
Entry 91
Rodney needs to STOP following me around! I'm sick of hearing Chaya's name everywhere. If she doesn't agree for a treaty, I'm sending her back to her perfect world, with her perfect people, and her perfect Athar…gosh this episode is boring…I have a headache.
Entry 92
Is Chaya dissing earth for being a war ridden conflicting place! She should talk. Their whole galaxy is at war with the wraith because of her kind…irresponsible Ancients…oh wait I don't know she's an Ancient yet…
Entry 93
Ha! She's an irresponsible Ancient! She's fickle too! She only came here because of John. :rolls eyes: What a waste of an episode… :facepalm;
Entry 94
Yes John, go fly out to save an ALL-POWERFUL ANCIENT. :facepalm: This better be the last episode where EVERYONE is out of character…and John is still on the couch.
Carson Beckett
Entry 33
Major Sheppard picked up a pretty lass for me to observe. She's in perfect health! Ooh she just touched me!
Peter Grodin
Entry 10
Bloody hell! Why won't this machines work! ...Major Sheppard's new girlfriend just activated the machine…weird. She must also have the ancient gene or she's a mutant…
Entry 11
Someone is Mr. Negative today. :cough:Rodney:cough: He must be really annoyed that Sheppard always gets the girl…hehe