A/N:

Sorry no idividual thank yous for all the great reviews again. I'm being forced out the door as I type this. But I promised myself I'd update this before I disappeared for a couple days.

Again thanks for all the reviews, and I hope you guys like this one too! Another shameless plug for a fic in relation to this episode is called "Mums the Word." That is for anyone who is interested in my take on how John found out Elizabeth's Birthdate. Ciao!

Before I Sleep

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 95
John gave me a birthday gift! Two weeks on the couch set him straight. :wink: Now how in the world did he find my birth date? Has he been going through my stuff again?

Entry 96
What's this? Why is everyone just staring at the frozen old woman…Aren't they going to do something! Defrost her already:facepalm:

Entry 97
Yay! Our patient is awake! Now time to interrogate...er...hear her story…Did she just say that she's me:pinchesJohn: Okay it's not a dream…she is me…

Entry 98
OMG! Rodney and John need to stop calling each other buttheads. I'm trying to talk to myself… I mean my other self. I work with children:facepalm:

Entry 99
Rodney was totally off when he said he knew what I was thinking…I was thinking…Wow this is SO weird! I need to pinch Sheppard again just to make sure this isn't a dream… :pinches Rodney instead:

Entry 100
Just when the story was getting exciting, I …uh...She goes and passes out again… :headdesk:

Entry 101
I'm still trying to talk to myself, and Rodney and John are bickering over their deaths! I work with FREAKS:facepalm:

Entry 102
Finally the boys are asleep. I can talk to myself in peace…okay that made me sound crazy.

Entry 103
:tears up: It's my birthday and I just watched my other self die…I'm going to need some serious therapy now. :facepalm:

John Sheppard

Entry 144
Sleeping on the couch is very uncomfortable…I'll give Elizabeth a birthday gift! This moment can be interpreted as a plot device…or a nice shippy moment. :wink:

Entry 145
She likes my gift! I'm back in! Time to explore the city before Elizabeth finds out how I found her birth date and ground me again.

Entry 146
Elizabeth isn't mad at me anymore. We aren't going off-world. Wraith aren't here yet. No one is dropping dead. It is a good day…or not. There is an old woman frozen in this room…creepy…

Entry 147
Rodney says the old lady is still alive…That's even creepier! But seriously! She doesn't look a day over 9,000! She looks damn good for 10,000…not that I'd hit her or anything…

Entry 148
Ouch! Elizabeth needs to stop pinching me to make sure we aren't dreaming! She should be nicer to me. I gave her a birthday gift!

Entry 149
Did the old lady say she's Elizabeth? Whoa! This is beyond creepy…

Entry 150
Rodney is making fun of Back to the Future, I like that movie! The DeLorean is cool car! Rodney is a butthead. :snickers:

Entry 151
Hahahahah…Rodney died! I don't know why I'm laughing…but it's funny that Rodney died…trying to save us…okay that's mean. I shouldn't laugh…What the hell! Rodney DIED! Hahahahaha

Entry 152
Damn I died too! I blame McKay. If he hadfixed the shield in the first place, we wouldn't have died.

Entry 153
Since I'm already dead in the story, I'm going to take a nap sitting in this chair, because I can sleep anywhere…

Entry 154
Elizabeth just used my gift to put you-know-what in it…I don't know if that's cool, or just plain disturbing...I'll stick to disturbing. But hey she liked my gift! It's sitting on her office desk now. :wink:

Rodney McKay

Entry 114
Stupid Sheppard. Gave the last of the earth food to the intergalactic hussy. The least he could do is be my realtor, but NO he has to go and wander into another lab and find another 10,000-year-old chick. He must be drawn to older woman…: snickers:

Entry 115
Fascinating! A possible frozen Ancient! But instead of doing anything…I'll just stand here and stare at her until Elizabeth comes.

Entry 116
We have to revive her! We have to revive her! Yay! Elizabeth agreed to let us revive her! Now we can actually talk to an Ancient! Not like last time… :gives Sheppard a dirty look:

Entry 117
Okay…the old woman isn't senile…she's crazy! She thinks she's Elizabeth! Time travel! Please! Sheppard needs to stop quoting lines from Back to the Future. Did he just call me a butthead?

Entry 118
OW! Elizabeth could have just told me to shut up instead of pinching me! No wonder Sheppard is hiding from her right now.

Entry 119
I DIED! That sucks! I died! I don't like this story anymore. :whines: Sheppard needs to stop giving me a smug look. :glares:

Entry 120
Hahahahaha Sheppard died too! Who's the loser now! Wait we both died…okay why are we arguing about our deaths! How morbid… :shivers:

Entry 121
Old Weir fell asleep again. Time for a power nap and dream about finding ZPMs…

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 64
Are our ancestors irresponsible enough, to actually abandon one of their own for 10,000 years! Then again the last Ancient we met left her planet for a man…yes, they are irresponsible enough to abandon someone… :facepalm: Why do we still worship them?

Entry 65
This isn't fair. Major Sheppard is paying more attention to Ancient Doctor Weir instead of me. :sulks:

Aiden Ford

Entry 61
We're exploring the city! We're exploring the city! Yes! I'm on a sugar high! Ooh red light coming from that room… :wanders in:

Entry 62
There is a frozen 10,000-year-old lady in the room… :is mesmerized: I miss my grandma…

Entry 63
Ooh the Old Doctor Weir is awake again! It's story time:runs to conference room:

Entry 64
Ah this sucks! I died too! I drowned….that is one crappy way to die…The salt water would dry up my skin.

Carson Beckett

Entry 34
We can't revive her! She might die! Not that leaving her in stasis would prevent her from dying anyway…Fine, we'll revive her. :sulk:

Entry 35
…The old lady is scaring me! She just said my name! I need Doctor Weir to protect me! Help!

Entry 36
The old woman is Doctor Weir! Perfect DNA match! I guess that's not too creepy…Doctor Weir is nice. I'm sure her older self is nice too…

Entry 37
I died too! This story is scary! I want my mommy! Uh-oh, Old Weir passed out, must make sure she didn't have heart attack.

Entry 38
Uh-oh…she had a stroke. She's not going to last the night. :sobs: I'm such a softy.

Old Elizabeth Weir

Entry 1
Where am I? Did I just see a hand wave before my eyes? I think I hear Rodney's annoying voice. It worked:falls asleep:

Entry 2
It's about time I can see my young self again. I've waited 10,000 years just to talk to myself…and not in a schizoid way either.

Entry 3
I miss everyone so much! Maybe except for Rodney's talking…he needs to slow down…I'm 10,000 years old! What happened to respect for elders:falls asleep:

Entry 4
Finally! Some drugs to keep me awake! Yay! A field trip around the City!

Entry 5
:flashes back: Yay! We found the Lost City of Atlantis! We are underwater…shields are failing…crap… :headdesk:

Entry 6
:still in flash back: Colonel Sumner just drowned…our only escape is to fly an alien spaceship...Of course we pick the strangest one, and accidentally go back 10,000 years, only to have John DIE 10,000 years into the past… :passes out:

Entry 7
Poor present me…I have to listen to these two bickering all day…John is still as dreamy as I remember. :sigh: Oh yeah…the story… :flashes back:

Entry 8
I just realized. I've been wearing the same dress for 10,000 years! Talk about out of date fashion…Oh well, I won't be alive long enough to change… :back to flashback:

Entry 9
Irresponsible Ancients. If they were responsible, they would have sent me back to my time, instead of making take the long way back to my time, by waiting…10,000 YEARS! Bastards. :falls asleep:

Entry 10
Damn fell asleep again! Sucks being old…oh yeah almost died before telling them about the note…Told them about the note.:finally dies:

Marshall Sumner

Entry 5
I'm alive again!…sorta…never mind I drowned this time…

Janus

Entry 1
My time machine worked! And it brought me a lovely lady from the future. :wink:

Entry 2
The City has survived 10,000 years! Oh goody!

Entry 3
Doctor Moros is such a party pooper. He isn't even excited that Atlantis survives 10,000 years after we are gone! He's just an grumpy old fart.

Entry 4
Because I'm a rebel I will help Doctor Weir go back to her time…the very very very very very long way…doesn't matter. The city will survive 10,000 years!

Entry 5
Doctor Weir kissed me good-bye…on the cheek. :wink: Now I will go to earth and continue being a rebel and make a new time machine that someone :cough: SG-1 :cough: will accidentally stumble across…