A/N: Thanks for all the reviews everyone! We are almost to the end of the season! Just several more to go!

The Brotherhood

Rodney McKay

Entry 122
I am trying to find us a ZPM, and Dork Squad over there won't stop giggling over the pictures in the books. :facepalm:

Entry 123
I'm trying to explain our chances of finding a ZPM at Dagan at the briefing, but Sheppard and Elizabeth are too busy having eye sex in front of me… :headdesk:

Entry 124
Alina is a nice young woman, but being as dense as I am. I will actually listen to every word that she says and focus on finding a ZPM. :smiles obliviously:

Entry 125
:yawns: Digging all day is hard work. That is why I work in a lab. Where I can fall asleep at my desk…I think Alina has been in the sun too long. She's speaking in riddles… :yawns again:

Entry 126
Sheppard just said that Alina has a thing for me…OMG! What do I do:freaks out:

Entry 127
Yay! Found the Quindosim chamber! One step closer to find a ZPM! Crap…I hear Kolya's voice. Damn it! Why must everything be so difficult:bangs head on wall:

Entry 128
Okay…the symbols aren't gate address…if Kolya would stop threating to kill me, I might be able to solve this problem!

Entry 129
Ha! I found the last piece of the puzzle…I'm a dead man.

Entry 130
The Genii are IDIOTS! Ha! They killed their own men from their stupidity. Now if only Kolya would be stupid enough to shoot himself in the head.

Entry 131
WTF! Sheppard was Mensa:flash of light: OMG! My eyes! My eyes! I CAN'T SEE!

Entry 132
We found a ZPM! Yay!…Daganians pointing guns at us…Crap. I knew I should have slept with Alina.

Entry 133
This sucks! I want a ZPM! That whore used me! Wait…did Zelenka say we have deep space sensors! Cool:oogles new machine:

John Sheppard

Entry 155
McKay is such a slave driver. He should just sleep with Alina already and loosen up. Ooh another unintentional Picasso-ish drawing in the Dagan history books.

Entry 156
Because I'm going to be stuck digging or underground for most of this episode, I'm going to stare at Elizabeth this whole briefing and ignore Rodney's babbling. Damn she looks sexy today.

Entry 157
McKay is so dense! facepalm Maybe I should hit him over the head with the shovel…

Entry 158
Nothing like spending a day digging in dirt, for something…Do we even know what the hell we are looking for? Aw…I got dirt in my shoes.

Entry 159
No wonder Rodney is still single…He really knows how to charm the ladies into CONFUSION. :facepalm:

Entry 160
WTF! Kolya is still alive! Damn. Now why the hell do the Genii need a ZPM for? They don't even know what it does! I hate the Genii:fumes:

Entry 161
Okay…we are stuck in a secret underground chamber with no weapons…Good thing the Genii are morons and they don't know what Flash blanks are…hehe.

Entry 162
Aw crap…Koyla wants to use me to activate the pedestal…I'm a dead man. I know it's Rodney's line, but I have very right to use it right now.

Entry 163
Who would have thought the stupid Mensa test would save my life one day! Crap, now Rodney knows I'm a geek. :facepalm:

Entry 164
I should kill Kolya, but I'm better than that. I'll let him live and use my kindness as leverage if he ever shows up again.

Entry 165
OMG! Rodney should have slept with her! If he did we might have a ZPM in our possession now:pulls hair ou:t What a freaking waste of time!

Entry 166
We get our hands on a ZPM only to lose it the next second! Then I find out two of my men are dead! Now I find out three wraith hive ships are headed our direction! There is still dirt in my shoes, and I'm dirty… Bad day anyone:headdesk:

Alina

Entry 1
Doctor McKay is so cute:bats eyelashes:

Entry 2
Of all the handsome men on this team, I go and pick the oblivious one to hit on…Of course I'm looking at you DOCTOR RODNEY MCKAY!

Entry 3
Rodney is acting rather strangely today. Perhaps he's nervous being around me:smiles:

Entry 4
Oh we found the Quindosim chamber! This is wonderful! The Potentia will be back in our possession again!

Entry 5
Rodney just said I was a genius! Squee!

Entry 6
Even though I like Rodney, I'm going to back stab him and take the ZPM away from him. Because we are still waiting for the real Ancestors to return…even though they tell us they are gone forever…

Aiden Ford

Entry 65
Woohoo! I think I have more lines than Teyla in this episode! Yay! Nevermind…Teyla has one more line then I do. :sulk: But my lines have more words!

Entry 66
Digging is so much fun! This sucks everyone has found something cool except me. I bet they are making me dig at the wrong spot on purpose. :clunk: Ooh never mind, I found something cool!

Entry 67
Of course, I get left guarding the outside…again. Ouch…some primitive dart hit me behind the neck… :passes out:

Entry 68
Ha! Stupid Genii! I psyched you out and shot one of your guys…but now I'm screwed because I'm outnumbered…crap. Ow! That dick wad hit me in the face! My pretty face:gets knocked out:

Entry 69
I just sounded like a total geek in front of Teyla. I can't help it if talking about weapons excites me. :grins: I love flash bangs!

Entry 70
Ha! Stupid Genii that punched me in the face eariler! I kill you!

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 66
Lieutenant Ford needs to stop comparing the number of lines we have. It doesn't matter; we are both underdeveloped characters. :facepalm:

Entry 67
Major Sheppard is too busy digging to notice me. :sulk: Ooh I also found a block of stone. Yay!

Entry 68
Major Sheppard approves that I have hidden a spare knife hidden by my leg. :smiles:

Entry 69
Major Sheppard's quick thinking saved us again. :sigh: I love him so!

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 104
John has been staring at me during the whole briefing…I wonder what he's thinking. :naughty thoughts:

Entry 105
Aww…I am the loop. How cute! Wait a second, does Zelenka have a crush on me?

Entry 106
Twenty-seven minutes! If the Ancients actually left some instructions, we wouldn't have wasted valuable time trying to figure out stuff…like opening a door…or detecting ENEMY ships:facepalm:

Entry 107
Where the is Sheppard! Bastard must have gotten himself into trouble again. No time to worry about him. Must worry about wraith dart first. :facepalm:

Entry 108
The stupid dart scanned us…three hive ships headed our way…no ZPM…again…and Sheppard needs to take a shower. :facepalm:

Commander Acastus Kolya

Entry 11
Surprise! I'm not dead! Look I have a nasty scar on my shoulder. Now I will defy my chief's orders to seek revenge!

Entry 12
Ha! The Atlanteans are stuck underground! Now is my chance to be slimy again. Nobody messes with the Genii! Especially me:grins:

Entry 13
Ah, my arch-nemesis Major Sheppard. We meet again. Mwhahahah

Entry 14
I should just shoot McKay. Because I'm trigger happy. I bet he's stalling again. :glares:

Entry 15
Uh…I just ordered Bob to arrange the stones, activate the pedestal, and he died…I'll blame it on McKay.

Entry 16
…These two fools are about to die and they are arguing…Are they always like this:facepalm:

Entry 17
Outsmarted by Sheppard again! Damn I deserved to be killed…Sheppard won't kill me! Why? Seriously! Why?

Carson Beckett

Entry 39
I've said it a million times, and I'm going to say it again! I'm not a pilot. I'm a bloody MEDICAL DOCTOR! I'm so going to die…

Entry 40
Holy crap! A jumper got shot out of the sky! But the wraith dart self destructed…I'm going to die of a heart attack one day… :headdesk:

Radek Zelenka

Entry 40
Great Rodney isn't here. Now I have to fix everything. Bah:mumbles in Czech: Ooh we have deep space sensor! Must tell Doctor Weir.

Entry 41
Does Doctor Weir suspect I have a tinsy winsy crush on her? At least she liked my 'loop' comment. Doctor Weir is pretty. :grins:

Entry 42
Oh crap…a wraith dart ship is heading our way…I have to find Doctor Weir again.