A/N:
Espiritu: Yes, the eye sex thing came from a friend, but apparently the original saying was not as PG. How can you not notice the eye sex! It's just there.
Fenestrae: I know how you feel! I've been using :palmface: quite a bit now. I usually change the "I work with Children" line to "I work with idiots" for my job. LOL
Dr. Dredd: I just couldn't help myself. When I saw the transcript I noticed Ford and Teyla barely even spoke, so I figure if they aren't talking they are writing in their journals.
ErabuHikari: Thanks for reminding me about the camera! I almost forgot that the camera need it's own entry. I hope its funny. I wrote that part very very late last night.
Again, thanks for all the reviews! Hope you guys like this one as well.
Letters From Pegasus
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 109
I spent most of the morning shooting down every BAD idea from my staff…We are on the verge of doom and no one has any good ideas. :has eye sex with Sheppard then headdesk:
Entry 110
My little Major had a good plan…Now if he comes back alive, I might have sex with...uh...reward him…
Entry 111
Everyone can send messages home to tell them they are still alive…for now. While I go and record messages for everyone who died. Sucks being the boss.
Entry 112
After recording so many depressing messages, I'm going to kill myself now…Oh I still have to record a message to Simon and tell him I'm dumping him on video…again. :headdesk:
Entry 113
John didn't want to send a personal message…hmm…more reason to dump Simon now. :wink:
John Sheppard
Entry 167
Elizabeth liked my plan to gather wraith intel. :beams: I'm SO back on her good side.
Entry 168
Elizabeth SO wants me. She ordered me not to take on the alien armada by myself. :grins:
Entry 169
Did Teyla just offered to help Orin and his family without talking to me first? OMG! She did! One family my ass! This family is HUGE! It's like a whole village:headtree:
Entry 170
For once I'm trying to follow orders and Teyla wants me to save Orin's family. Bah women! Nothing a man does is right:pulls hair out:
Entry 171
Crap, the wraith are blocking us from using the Stargate…this is going to be long night. :headconsole:
Entry 172
OMG! Where is Orin and his herd of kids? Teyla is starting to pick a fight with me again:headjumperwall:
Entry 173
I'm going out to observe the destruction of the village. I think I'm safer out there than in here with angry Amazon lady. :runs out:
Entry 174
I leave for an hour and come back to find half of the village in my ship!…Now where the hell is Orin? Is he trying to make my life difficult!
Entry 175
OMFG! Everyone is Teyla's freaking family! If I wasn't such a good guy, I would have left her ass…but then Weir would kill me. So I'll stay! Because we still need Teyla for the next couple episodes… :headwall repeatedly:
Entry 176
Finally Orin is here! Whoa…did his family grow exponentially? My ship isn't that big people:headwall again:
Entry 177
I'm still alive...but my head hurts from banging it on the wall because someone kept irritating me!
Entry 178
Hm...if I make a video for Colonel Sumner's family, maybe he'll stop haunting me…who am I kidding? I'm only doing it because Elizabeth asked me too.
Rodney McKay
Entry 134
Damn, I suggested that we could send a message back to Earth. Now I must figure out a way to actually send a message back to Earth.
Entry 135
Yes, I'm the Genius. Elizabeth looks happy at my genius breakthrough. Now it's time for me to record my dramatically important message. :smiles smugly:
Entry 136
Let see…covered our doom, leadership, our doom, my genius intellect, our doom, getting mono from a girl, our doom, leadership, Colonel Carter, leadership, movies I haven't seen, our doom, cats and dogs, my doom, leadership, my sister…What did I miss? Oh yeah leadership and our doom.
Entry 137
Who knew talking to a tape for an hour would be therapeutic? I think I need sleep…or coffee…if there is any…I NEED COFFEE!
Entry 138
Messages sent to Earth! Yay!…now begins never-sleeping-again-and-impending-doom…I'm a dead man.
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 70
Major Sheppard and I on a reconnaissance mission ALONE TOGETHER! OMG! Squee!
Entry 71
He's thinking of Doctor Weir again! He's smiling because she ordered him not to engage a wraith armada! No fair:pouts:
Entry 72
Because Major Sheppard won't pay attention to me, I'm going to offer to help Orin before even consulting him and even possibly jeopardizing the mission.
Entry 73
If the wraith had not blocked the Stargate, the Major would have left Orin and his family to die. I don't love him anymore. He's cruel and heartless. :hissy fits:
Entry 74
Major Sheppard just left the jumper! He might die! I'm still mad at him, but he can't die! He has to fly us out of here!
Entry 75
Crap. Wraith standing right outside our back door…I wonder why no one ever just walks right into the side of a cloaked jumper:tilts headto the sideand wonders:
Entry 76
Major Sheppard isn't back yet… :sobs: Ooh…people who aren't Orin's family. I'll try to save them too, even though I don't know how much weight the jumper can carry…
Entry 77
Major Sheppard has returned! Yay! I'm still mad at him! He wouldn't leave me behind, even though I insisted…I guess I'm still a tiny bit in love with him…I'm still mad at him.
Aiden Ford
Entry 71
Everyone is picking on me today:pout: Rodney said I was analogue…What the hell is that suppose to mean?
Entry 72
Yay! I get to record everyone's messages! This is going to be awesome! I get to hear everyone deepest darkest secrets! Hehe.
Entry 73
I get to record my message first! Yay! Why don't I see anything! D'oh! Lens cap. No one saw that…
Entry 74
Who knew Doctor Beckett was one huge momma's boy! Took me forever to get him to stop crying and record his message…
Entry 75
Sergeant Bates is weird…just say good-bye to you're kid brother already! So I can move on to the next person!
Entry 76
McKay just gave me a tape of his recordings…This is going to be classic!
Entry 77
LMAO! Rodney looks like some mad scientist in a sci-fi show on this tape:fast forward to next sequence:
Entry 78
:falls asleep: Is McKay still talking on this tape… :falls asleep again:
Entry 79
Ewww…McKay almost caught mono kissing a girl…Too much info! McKay still has a crush on Colonel Carter…He must have a thing for women who can kick his ass…hahahaha
Entry 80
Kavanaugh's first name must be Whiney…Why is he even on this team? He hasn't contributed anything all season! Even the Japanese lady did something! She follows McKay around and does stuff...
Entry 81
Whoa…McKay has a sister! I wonder if she's cute…
Entry 82
Doctor Weir had a boyfriend back on Earth? I wonder if the Major knows…Doesn't matter now, she basically dumped Simon in her message.
Carson Beckett
Entry 41
Three hive ships! Oh dear! How do I not panic:panics: Why am I even in this briefing! I'm a bloody medical doctor, not a military strategist:panics again:
Entry 42
I'm camera shy! I get stage fright! What do I say? What do I do! Hello Mum! I miss you:sobs:
Radek Zelenka
Entry 43
Since Rodney is figuring out how to send a message back to Earth, I get to sit and watch dots on the screen and report how the Wraith's are moving in space. Fun:headwall:
Entry 44
Security clearance! Damn forgot about that…I spent all that time talking for nothing.
Doctor Kavanaugh
Entry 2
I'm still here! Not in a barren wasteland planet…yet. Now for revenge! I'm going to snitch and whine about Weir and pick on all her faults...and neglect to note how uselss I have been this season. :winks:
Colonel Samantha Carter
Entry 1
My first cameo on Atlantis! And I get ONE WORD! I want to go to Atlantis, but the General won't let me go…I think he's jealous that he's stuck in the SGC and we get to go off-world…I'm going to decipher these messages now! Weee!
Camcorder
Entry 1
Recording darkness…Recording darkness…guy finally takes lens cap off…Recording…Recording some Marine…Recording him waving and smiling at …no body.
Entry 2
Standby mode…Standby mode…The Scottish guy and the Marine need to stop arguing and press record…Recording…Finally!
Entry 3
Recording…Recording…Recording some hyperactive scientist speaking in a foreign language...recording…I think his head might explode from excitement…Recording.
Entry 4
Recording another Marine…Recor…the guy just stopped talking…Recording two Marines arguing about saying good bye to some kid…continues recording.
Entry 5
Recording ONE GUY talking to himself. Recording…Recording…What is this about leadership? Recording…I wonder if he will ever finish leadership speech…
Entry 6
Recording pretty lady…she looks sad…Recording…Recording…Recording…Standby…Finally! Too many depressing messages in one hour makes camcorder sad.
Entry 7
Recording random female scientist with gigantic glasses…I think her glasses lenses are almost as big as my lens…Recording…
Entry 8
Recording some guy whiny guy with a ponytail…Recording…
Entry 9
An hour later…still recording whiny ponytail guy… if I had a face and palm… :facepalm: Recording…
Entry 10
Recorded every person on the base. I know everyone's little secrets! Weir has a boyfriend…Sheppard wishes Sumner was still alive…I can take over the galaxy with this info if I wasn't…an inanimate object… :gets shut off: