A/N:
Fenestrae: Squee is actually like an exclamation of excited happiness, like a "fangirlish squee of glee." And LMAO is short for "Laughing My Ass Off." Hope that helps!
Espiritu: Ah good ol Sheppard/Weir eye sex. I hope there will be more in Season 2.
highonscifi: LOL, David Hewlett is just too cute. I would love to see his reaction if a fan asks him that.
Dr. Dredd: I'm glad I added the camcorder entry too. But I think the credit goes to ErabuHikari for reminding me add the camcorder entry.
Kate McCaye: I'm honored to have you read this fic as your first Atlantis fic! Yes, with all the headwalling and headdesking you want to give all of them a pillow to bang their heads on instead.
Again thanks to all the readers and reviewers! Next week "Siege1 and 2!"
The Gift
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 78
OMG! I had the worst nightmare EVER! I dreamt that a wraith came and tried to eat me! Then I woke up only to find Major Sheppard eaten by the wraith:sobs: I don't hate him anymore. I still love him!
Entry 79
Major Sheppard just beat the crap out of me…I only let him win because I love him!
Entry 80
:glare: Why is Major Sheppard looking at Doctor Weir again! I'm cranky, so I'm going to snap at Doctor Weir. That hussy! Seducing my man. :glares again:
Entry 80
Major Sheppard agrees with my idea to stay and fight. :beams: I'm still cranky.
Entry 81
This military food looks unappealing…how does anyone eat this! I'm still cranky…
Entry 82
Doctor Heightmeyer came to speak with me. Damn Sheppard. He told my secret to someone else. I HATE him! I'm going to KILL HIM!
Entry 83
Did Major Sheppard just tell me to take a nap? How dare he imply that I am cranky! Wait…I am cranky…fine I'll go take a nap.
Entry 84
Hmm…Doctor McKay is "seeing" Doctor Heightmeyer…maybe Major Sheppard does love me and is concerned for me. I think I love him again!
Entry 85
OMG! I dreamt I was a wraith! What does this mean? Is this foreshadowing for the rest of the episode?
Entry 86
Went to the mainland to talked to Charan. Why didn't people tell me about the origin of my 'gift' until now! If they had revealed this earlier, my character might have been more interesting! Yes, I'm still cranky!
Entry 87
I have wraith DNA in my genetic code! I'm a FREAK! I'm even crankier now!
Entry 88
My wraith DNA allowed me to spy on the wraiths! But Doctor Weir stopped them…after I was possessed by a wraith, but that's not the point! I'm going to try again!
Entry 89
After nearly killing everyone, I found out the wraith's ultimate plan! They want to go to Earth! Like we didn't know that already…
John Sheppard
Entry 179
Great…the one time I win a match is because Teyla hasn't been sleeping well. I thought I was doing well too. :sulks:
Entry 180
Did Teyla just snap at Weir! Somebody is cranky. Somebody needs a nap…
Entry 181
Uh oh…Teyla is going to kick the crap out of me for telling Heightmeyer her sleep problems…Time to ditch Teyla go to the Alpha site before she finds me. Crap. She found me. She doesn't look happy…where's Ford? I'll use him as bait…
Entry 182
So…found a wraith lab…Teyla is still cranky…I'm going to stay away from her for a while longer. Maybe I'll go take a nap.
Entry 183
Teyla is part wraith! She's a mutant too! No wonder she could open the wall to the wraith lab! She's a freak! I'm a freak too…I have the Ancient gene… :facepalm:
Entry 184
I take that back…Teyla is more of a freak than I am. She can connect to the wraith minds! I just have the magic touch…for Ancient stuff.
Entry 185
Ow! My back! I think Teyla pretended to be possessed to get back at me for kicking her ass this morning…Ow ow ow…
Rodney McKay
Entry 139
Everyone is sleeping…and I'm working…I miss sleep…Crap! I'm out of coffee:headdesk:
Entry 140
Did I just agree with Kavanaugh! The world is definitely ending…or I really need sleep…or I'm going crazy! Must go and find Heightmeyer. She's pretty. :goofy grin:
Entry 141
Crap, Teyla caught me at Heightmeyer's office. I hope she doesn't figure out that "seeing each other" doesn't mean dating, but that I have mental issues…
Entry 142
I'm sleepy…and there is nothing in this abandoned village….ooh little energy readings.
Entry 143
Ooh found a wraith lab and a data jump drive…not sleeping again tonight. :facepalm:
Entry 144
I've been staring at the laptop monitor too long…all the words are blending together. :eyes cross: I'm going to sleep work on the control chair.
Entry 145
Stupid Ancients…made me lose a bet to Zelenka…ha! See I finally got his name right after...a year!
Entry 146
Mystery solved the wraith were made by the irresponsible Ancients…why am I not surprised! The wraiths are still coming and we've got nothing…I'm a dead man…
Entry 147
Oh look! I have a five o'clock shadow look like Sheppard. I wonder if it makes me look sexy too…Damn! Elizabeth didn't notice she keeps having eye sex with Sheppard while I'm talking…again. Maybe Heightmeyer might notice…
Radek Zelenka
Entry 45
Rodney cries himself to sleep at night! Hahahahaha :falls over laughing:
Entry 46
I won the bet! The wraith did evolve after the Ancients arrived! Now I have money…that I can't use anywhere in this galaxy… :facepalm:
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 114
Wonderful…another staff meeting with BAD smartass ideas. The wraiths are coming in one week! We are so SCREWED:faceplam:
Entry 115
It's bad enough that I have a cranky Teyla to deal with, but Kavanaugh too:headwall:
Entry 116
Teyla wants to go and check out an abandoned planet…Yes! Go! Leave! Take your crankiness away! I work with CRANKY CHILDREN:facepalm:
Entry 117
I can read wraith language! I can add that to my lists of languages! Now I can insult people in wraith! Hee!
Entry 118
:Yawn: Was up all night with Carson translating the wraith journal. :yawn again: Did Teyla just say that Beckett and I look like crap?
Entry 119
I've said it a million times. I'm going to say it again. Irresponsible Ancients! They accidentally made the wraiths…and we are going to die from their mistakes AGAIN:headwall:
Entry 120
Teyla was just possessed by a wraith…now our Alpha site has been compromised. What's next?
Entry 121
Oh Crap…I shouldn't have asked 'what's next' in the last entry…Teyla is possessed again...and there goes Carson. There goes John…that's gotta hurt. There goes Ford flying over my head. Crap, my all my bodyguards are down. I'm a dead woman…
Entry 122
I nearly got my ass kicked only to find out that the wraith want to go to Earth! We knew that already! Steve told us that before he died…I think… :facepalm: Either way we are so beyond FUCKED!
Sergeant Bates
Entry 7
Hah! I got to shoot Teyla! TWICE:laughs maniacally:
Doctor Kavanuagh
Entry 3
Hey an episode where EVERYONE is cranky! I just have to join in on the crankiness and pessimism for one line then go and be useless somewhere else.
Aiden Ford
Entry 83
Why does Teyla get a whole episode about her! Where's an episode that focuses on my character?
Entry 84
Dude! Everyone is so tense and cranky…I was just wondering McKay had a little what?…Uh…Teyla just disappeared into a wall…
Entry 85
This is freaky…Teyla connecting to wraith minds… :shivers:
Entry 86
Ow…Teyla just literally threw me across the room. Ow…is she really a woman?
Kate Heightmeyer
Entry 1
Teyla is definitely in denial that she has a problem…She'll come to me when she's ready. They always do. Especially when I'm this hot:wink: Damn, Rodney is back again… :headdesk:
Entry 2
Finally Rodney's gone! The man keeps talking and talking and talking…Teyla is here! A new victim...er...patient!
Entry 3
Who says hypnosis doesn't work? It worked this time! And nearly got us all killed…Great. Rodney is back…I think he needs to shave.
Carson Beckett
Entry 43
I'm still afraid of the bloody control chair! I don't want to sit on the bloody control chair! I don't want to be anywhere near the bloody control chair! Yay! Elizabeth has come to save me from the control chair.
Entry 44
How do I tell Teyla she has wraith DNA when she still cranky! She might eat me! No pun intended…I hope…
Entry 45
Teyla wants to try again…I don't think it a good idea, but if I don't do it she'll kick my ass.
Entry 46
Never mind she kicked my ass anyway, after she was possessed by a wraith again! My head hurts…I need a doctor…I need to stop getting hit in the head. I'm liable to get brain damage!