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The Siege Part 1
Rodney McKay
Entry 148
Zelenka needs to stop stealing my thunder by interrupting! I want to be the one to tell everyone how officially screwed we are if the satellite doesn't work. :pout:
Entry 149
No undue Pressure! I'm a dead man…
Entry 150
AH HA! Zelenka admitted I'm smarter than him:raises arms in victory:
Entry 151
Does this space suit make me look fat? What are Miller and Grodin snickering about?
Entry 152
I only have eight hours of air in this space suit! I'm a dead man…Weee! I'm floating! This would be fun…if I wasn't claustrophobic. :helmetwall:
Entry 153
Yay! I'm out of the claustrophobic spacesuit! I'm floating! I'm on the floor…Ow…my back…is Peter trying to KILL ME?
Entry 154
Wonderful! We need to go outside to fix the satellite weapons and who got the short straw…pencil…thing…ME! I'm a dead man… :headwall:
Entry 155
Back in the claustrophobia suit…One small step and one giant leap…onto the side of the satellite. Ow! No one saw that!
Entry 156
I'm a genius! I fixed the satellite weapons. Now how do I get back to the jumper?
Entry 157
Yay! The satellite worked…once. Crap. They just blew up Peter along with the satellite…we failed! I'm a dead man. Poor Grodin!
Radek Zelenka
Entry 47
Rodney is taking too long as usual to get to the point. I'm going to interrupt him repeatedly. :grins:
Entry 48
I DID NOT SAY RODNEY IS SMARTER THAN I AM!
Entry 49
Rodney is off being spaceman, and I get to make a self-destruct simulation and make a computer virus to wipe out the Ancient database…who as the more exciting job now? He does… :sigh:
John Sheppard
Entry 186
Are these "we're screwed" meetings getting bigger each time? What were McKay and Zelenka saying! I need to stop staring at Elizabeth and pay attention…She's sexy when she's stressed. :wink:
Entry 187
Elizabeth didn't want me to go to the satellite. :smirk: She wanted to spend more time with me…looking for a new Alpha site. Damn, third wheel Bates is with us… :headdesk:
Entry 188
I don't have time for Bates paranoia right now. I'd rather be attacked by a T-Rex than listen to his rants about Teyla.
Entry 189
Uh…okay maybe I rather deal with Bates instead of being attacked by a T-Rex…who knew they still existed in this galaxy!
Entry 190
Teyla and Bates are fighting…again…I won't say it. I won't say it. GO TO YOUR ROOMS, CHILDREN! There I said it… :facepalm:
Entry 191
See Teyla listened to me and stayed in her room, but Bates stayed in the wrong room and got the crap kicked out of him… :facepalm:
Entry 192
If Beckett had gotten the results earlier, we wouldn't have wasted time proving Teyla's innocence. Stupid Wraith.
Entry 193
Crap, got shot by a wraith stunner again…Stupid wraith…I'm screwed…
Entry 194
For once Ford and Teyla have perfect timing…I feel all tingly inside…again. Stupid wraith. :pokes Bob:
Entry 195
Bob is not going to talk. I liked Steve better. I'll just kill Bob. Bob reminds me too much of the wraith in "The Defiant One". :shoots Bob repeatedly:
Entry 196
Dude! Just die already! How many more times do I need to reload! Where's my P-90! Never mind he's dead now…
Aiden Ford
Entry 87
Holy Crap! We found Jurassic Park! It's not on some remote island on Earth! It's in the Pegasus Galaxy! It's Jurassic Planet!
Entry 88
Ooh a FIGHT! I don't know whom to cheer for…Bates is a fellow Marine. Teyla fellow teammate and she's hot…
Entry 89
What's wrong with Planet Waterfall! I like the name Planet Waterfall. It's more logical then M-blah-blah-eat-my-shorts.
Entry 90
Whoa…Bates totally got the crap kicked out of him.
Entry 91
We have a wraith in the city! It's wraith huntin' time. :grins:
Entry 92
Yay! We have a new pet wraith:goes and pokes it with a stick:
Entry 93
Major Sheppard killed our new pet…I guess he didn't feel like feeding him… :snickers:
Sergeant Bates
Entry 8
Unscheduled off-world activation! It must be because of Teyla. I'm going to blindly accuse her and sound like a complete jackass!
Entry 9
OUCH! The Bitch hit me! Uh-oh Major Sheppard is here. This is SO not over. :glares and runs away:
Entry 10
A wraith just beat me into a bloody pulp. If I weren't conscious, I would have more reason to hate Teyla…even though they are completely unrelated.
Elizabeth Weir
Entry 123
Damn wraiths. If they didn't mark our damn Alpha site, I could be doing something more important like having sex...finding more ZPMs before we die… :headdesk:
Entry 124
Wonderful! Blowing the City up isn't going to be enough. We have to blow it up to smithereens AND wipe out the "Incredibly redundant" Ancient database. :facepalm:
Entry 125
Great Mountain Man Halling wants to stick a guilt trip onto my conscience. You know what? This galaxy is already plagued by the wraith! Why allow them to invade another Galaxy you micro-minded Mountain Man? The Ancestors AREN'T coming back. WHY? Because they are IRRESPONSBLE. :headwall repeatedly then facepalm:
Entry 126
Only Seven or Eight percent! If only Rodney slept with that Daganian chick, we wouldn't have this problem! We'd have a ZPM. :facepalm:
Entry 127
Damn it! Lost the satellite and Grodin. Now I have to make a long depressing speech for everyone to evacuate. :facepalm: Can I just say " WE ARE SCREWED! EVERYONE EVACUATE!"
Teyla Emmagan
Entry 90
Major Sheppard didn't wait for me to leave the infirmary. :pouts: He just put me back on active duty and left:sobs: He's probably gone to do something for Doctor Weir. :sobs again:
Entry 91
Sergeant Bates just accused me of working with the wraith! I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS. :punches Bates:
Entry 92
Major Sheppard just yelled at me! I don't love him anymore. He didn't side with me for decking Sergeants Bates. He has turned against me. :hissy fits:
Entry 93
Bates got the crap beaten out of him. Hehe…I didn't do it! I swear it on my preciousss…Major Sssheppard. :grins:
Entry 94
We came just in time to save my love! My preciousss! Why do I suddenly sound like Gollum. :kicks downed wraith:
Entry 95
My head! Major Sheppard killed the wraith to save me! He still loves me! My head still hurts.
Carson Beckett
Entry 47
Yay! An episode where I can stay in the infirmary all day! Rodney isn't here, so he can't force me to sit in the control chair today.
Entry 48
Oh dear, Sergeant Bates doesn't look too good at all.
Entry 49
Holy crap! We have a wraith in the city! I have to leave my safe haven of the infirmary to tell Doctor Weir!
Peter Grodin
Entry 12
McKay looks like the Michelin Man in that suit... :snicker:
Entry 13
…I almost killed Rodney…Now he's being snarky to me…
Entry 14
Woohoo! I got the long straw…pencil…piece…whatever.
Entry 15
Rodney is taking forever just to get into position… :thump: Did Rodney just hit the side of the satellite:snicker:
Entry 16
Crap…I'm stuck in the satellite. I'm definitely a dead man. I'm not even kidding. I'm a dead man… :sobs:
Entry 17
Yay! Took out a wraith hive ship! Crap weapons overload…KABOOM!
Lieutenant Miller
Entry 1
McKay looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. :snicker:
Entry 2
Um…I'm just the driver. Do I have to draw straws? I don't even know what I'm suppose to do! Oh good I drew a long piece. :relief:
Entry 3
OMG! Peter Grodin went KABOOM:sobs:
Bob Wraith
Entry 1
Stupid humans! I've been here for two weeks and you just find me now. :hiss: You will never stop us. :hiss:
Entry 2
Will they stop poking me! Because of that I'm not going to talk to them. :hiss:
Entry 3
Is this little human trying to read my mind! Silly child! For that I'm going to give you a gigantic migraine. :hiss:
Entry 4
I lied when I said my wounds would heal… :dies, after being shot a million times, hiss: We will never stop. :hiss, dies for real this time, hiss: