Jengo's Debut
By: Jengo
(C)2005

Jengo: Well, bro, look's like it's time for me to introduce myself to my adoring public.

Vance: Ha, "adoring public."

Jengo: Hey, now what's that supposed to mean?

Vance: These people have no idea who the Hell you are.

Jengo: Yeah? So, that's why I'm introducing myself to them.

Vance: How can you introduce yourself to an adoring public? They'd have to know who you are first before they can adore you. You're an idiot.

Jengo: How am I an idiot?

Vance: You come out here like the cock of the walk acting like everyone knows you and is expecting something, when in reality they have no idea who you are and could frankly care less. Ergo, you're an idiot.

Jengo: These people should be expecting something, however. I am about to share with them the ideas I have for bringing my story to life.

Vance: What story?

Jengo: My pulse-pounding action novel to shake the ages. It is called Star Wars. Now get this. We open-

Vance: Jay, You did NOT create Star Wars!

Jengo: Now, just listen to my ideas, my esteemed colleague. Alright, we open on a planet by the name of Tatooine. Now, little does the audience know, the main character, Jay, is actually the chosen one to bring balance to –

Vance: I can't believe you're saying all of this. George Lucas has strict copywriting laws, and you just changed the name of the main character to your name, you crazy bastard. He's going to totally sue you.

Jengo: I don't know who that is but he can't sue me if I make my movie and have my own copyright laws.

Vance: Do you even know what a copyright law is?

Jengo: No… No I don't.

Vance: Jay, you're an idiot.

Jengo: An idiot who's soon to be a multimillionaire. Anyway, as I was saying, the main character, Jay, shall be the one to bring balance to the chaos that is scattering throughout the galaxy. There is a villain; he is a very tall, dark, statuesque man with much power. His name is Darth Vance.

Vance: What the Hell, Jay?

Jengo: Now, Darth Vance is Jay's father, but the audience doesn't know that until the end.

Vance: I can't believe you're letting your audience sit here and believe this crap you're spewing.

Jengo: If they don't believe me, they can leave. Hey! Where are you going!

Vance: They're leaving, Jay.

Jengo: Now how am I going to make my millions and be like George Lucas?

Vance: A-ha! You do know who George Lucas is!

Jengo: Shut up and burn this box of handless Jay action figures I was going to sell to the audience.

Vance: With pleasure!