A/N: This will have a lot about Tia and Seth, but don't worry; there will be a lot of Phil and Keely! If you hadn't read the first part of this story, you must read The Boring Pitiful Project before you begin this story.

Tia's POV

I can't believe it! I'm actually going to Phil and Keely's after party! Their wedding was fab, there was REAL champagne and REAL wine, not to mention REAL cocktail weenies, but mostly nobody ate it since it was Pim's idea, we didn't invite Mr. Hackett since he already has been to Phil and Keely's high school wedding as the priest, and did you see the house he lives in? No way are we letting a man like him get free food. And I always wonder why does someone have to give a toaster on weddings? It is pointless! And oh my god, I look awesome in my cocktail partay dress, no one can beat the fab Tia and her awesome fashion style!

End of POV

Tia was practically jumping up and down in the front seat of a limo, Phil and Keely were in the back talking, and they had that cover so the driver or the front seat person couldn't see them. Tia was quite upset about that, she wanted to see if Phil and Keely would make-out so that she could get some ideas for Seth. She and Seth started dating after Seth became hot in high school, and yes, Seth did it all for Tia, she was so clueless, she didn't even realize it! But Phil and Keely decided to let her find out for herself, since she didn't know the true meaning of the four letter word, no it's not the f word, it's the l word!

While Tia was jumping up and down in the front and annoying the driver, Keely had something to tell Phil, "Phil, I have some great news!" Keely squealed.

Then Phil started to jump up and down, "What is it Keely? Your Mom bought us a house with no mortgage?" (A/N: Wouldn't that be awesome? For the people who know what mortgage is and spent their time watching commercials) Phil said grinning.

"Oh Phil, that's part of the news, yes Mom and Dad bought us a house with no mortgage, but there is more awesome news!" Keely squealed, "Phil," Keely took Phil's hand and squeezed it, "I'm pregnant!"

Phil put his hand on Keely's shoulder and smiled, "Really?"

Keely nodded and started to cry, "Yeah."

Phil kissed her, "This is great Keely, when is it due?"

Keely stopped tearing and smiled, "In 9 months." Then the limo finally pulled to a stop, Keely looked out the limo's window. There was the Sheraton hotel, all very fancy and posh, there was a marble floor and everything seemed perfect, and way down the hall pass the concierge, the café, the gift shops, and the elevator, was the ballroom on the second floor, with a sign that said: Room 205 reserved for party under the name Diffy.

"I can't believe you insisted on taking my last name!" Phil said looking out the window of the limo.

"I didn't like Diffy-Teslow or Teslow-Diffy, I liked Diffy instead," then the driver got out and opened the door of the limo for Phil and Keely, the newlyweds. And it was unbelievable that Keely kept that cheetah dress, it still looked as good as new!

Tia was already running threw the hall in her bright candy pink dress and high heels to the ballroom on the second floor, she pressed the elevator button about a million times until the elevator finally came down, it's very funny how you have many elevators but they're really slow, but when you have only like two elevators, it's quick and fast. Tia pressed the number 2 in the elevator, and waited very impatiently in the elevator. Finally, she ended up on the second floor, what seemed like a few seconds felt like hours. Tia ran like a speeding bullet on the carpet of the second floor, she checked the ballroom, nope, she checked a random room, nope, and who knows what she was looking for. Till Tia came to the game room, there was Seth playing billiards or whatever stuff Tia didn't care about, he was also with a little boy and Phil and Keely watching.

The little boy kept looking at Keely's stomach, I guess he was wondering why Keely was starting to get a little big in the middle of her abdomen (A/N: I couldn't say stomach, sorry.). Tia walked over to the boy and pinched his fat cheek, 'Awww… how cute, what's your name?"

The boy looked at her with a cocked eyebrow, he must have thought Tia was crazy, "Thomas Thermopatilakamelamus the II, and you?" Thomas Thermopatilakamelamus said in a very British way.

"I'm Tia, and I'll just call you Tom 2, okay?" Then she kneeled down to his size, "And how old are you?"

The boy started getting irritated Tia could tell, "I am 13, and very smart for my age, now I must talk with the newlyweds, excuse me." The boy looked at Keely and said, "So, who did it?"

Keely was slightly confused, "Excuse me?"

Tom 2 patted her stomach, "I'm asking who did it?" And he winked at her.

Then Keely got it, "Oh… um… uh…" And Tia heard what that Tom 2 said.

"Alright Mr. Smart Mouth," And Tia grabbed the back of Tom 2's suit and pulled him out the door, "Make sure to wash between your molars!"

Later, everyone was in the ballroom dancing to music, Phil and Keely were smart enough to find a good DJ around here, he was great, he had at least every song in the world! Then some wise-cracker put in some Celine Dion slow song, then everyone groaned, and some people smiled. Tia then got butterflies in her stomach, the same ones from Phil and Keely's high school "wedding" when Seth came her way, he held out his hand and Tia smiled.

On the dance floor, Phil and Keely were holding each other in their arms, "Who knew it would end like this?" Phil said whispering.

"It's a beginning, and who knew we would be together forever?" Keely said holding back tears, she peered over Phil's shoulder and saw a camera flash, everyone seemed to take pictures at them, and it was getting annoying, she wondered if she could become blind from camera flashes. She looked at Tia and Seth, Tia was talking and talking and talking, with Seth just smiling at her. 'Poor Tia," Keely thought, 'she doesn't know how to take advantage of what Seth gives her.' Keely looked at the rest of the crowd, she saw Lloyd and Barbara Diffy, secretly looking at Phil and Keely and whispering, they had waited almost forever for this to happen, it was one thing why Lloyd pretended to forget to fix the time machine, and say he accidentally dropped it and it fell into a million pieces (well, Phil's Mom made him do that), how can something so big be dropped? Keely saw her Mother and Father also staring at her, they weren't very proud of her marrying Phil, they wanted her to marry the lawyer they picked out, so Keely just planned the wedding earlier. Keely could see many familiar faces, her Grandparents, her Aunts, Uncles and cousins; Tom 2 was one of them. Keely felt very sorry for Phil, but he managed to find some of his ancestors of this year to come to his wedding. Keely has been talking to a distant cousin for a while, and she was 14, she also had a friend that was a boy, she had an entry that surprised her and it felt quite familiar:

Keely,

My friend that is a boy I told you about, Devon? Well, I think I have feelings for him, I asked him out and he said "okay", what should I expect, what should I do?

Ann

And Keely wrote back instantly, remembering her feelings for Phil and how scared she was:

Ann,

Expect the unexpected, just be you, and do what you do best.

Keely