Ok! Chapter six is coming next! After this chapter is the last author insertion, so send your poems in! After chapter 7, there will only be 2 more chapters! Ack! Say it ain't so!
I have only received ONE poem! ONE!...but it is short and funny!
If I don't get any more, that person will be automatically in.
Well, here we go! I don't own SSBM, any fast food restaurants, nor states!
ACK! Some celebrities involved!
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In Seattle, Washington….
Fox flew his Airwing down on a landing strip at the Seattle airport. Falco had his arms crossed. "I still don't know why I couldn't drive!"
"Because last time you drove my Airwing you crashed into the roof of Taco Bell!"
"But they had 100 tacos for 99¢!"
"Dude…that was 10 tacos for 99¢."
"So?"
Fox sighed, and turned the Airwing's cloak on. "Remember, we parked behind that big tree."
Falco sighed. "Now, do we have to turn on the holograms?"
"Yes, Falco, or else people will stare and will chase after us!"
"So?"
"Including Fan Girls."
Falco gulped. "Rabid Fan Girls?"
Fox nodded.
Falco immediately switched on his hologram projector. A holographic image covered his whole entire body. His beak changed to a nose and mouth. All over, his feathers disappeared and were replaced by tan olive skin. His clothes changed into a pair of blue jeans, a long sleeved white t-shirt, and a jacket-vest. He grew red and blue hair, which only covered his head down to the back of his neck. His eyes re-shaped and were turned from red to blue.
Fox then switched on his Projector. His tail disappeared, along with his fur, and was replaced with Caucasian skin. His clothes changed to long black jeans, a black short sleeved t-shirt, and a red jacket. His blonde hair was cut just above his ears, giving him that buzzed look. His eyes were re-shaped, but kept the green glow.
"Now, let's find an apple tree!"
Fox and Falco ran off of the airport property, having no idea where to find an apple tree.
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In Hollywood, California…
Zelda and Samus, both dressed in sundresses and big straw hats, were off running through the streets of Hollywood, just enjoying themselves.
"Remember Zelda!" Samus yelled. "We need to find a Banana Tree!"
Zelda danced on the sidewalk, just enjoying the music in her head, when she bumped into someone.
"Zelda!" Samus ran up to Zelda, then angrily at the other person on the ground. "Hey! Watch where you're going!"
The young teen on the ground was rubbing her head where she had bumped it. "Sorry. I must've not seen you!"
"Well, you shou-" Samus stopped in mid-sentence. The young teen was none other than…
"Hey! Aren't you Hillary Duff?"
Yes, it was none other than Hillary Duff, young actress/singer extraordinaire! She looked surprised, and everyone around them suddenly stopped.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S HILLARY DUFF! AND THE TWO HOT CHICKS FROM SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE!"
Suddenly, Hillary grabbed both Samus and Zelda, and all three of them ran off, a crazed fan-mob running close behind. Hillary ran into a hotel building, where she and the two smash girls rode an elevator to the 100th floor. While going up, Hillary glared at the two angrily.
"You know any time you shout out a celebrity's name, there's a Fan-mob chase scene! "Now, who are you-" She stopped in mid-sentence. "You two are Samus Aran and Zelda from that Smasher game! Though, I've got to say, that suit does not look good on you!"
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Anidu and Dr. Matthias arrived in Florida, and, jetlagged a bit, began walking towards the airport exit.
"Ok! We only have 6 hours to find a lemon tree! We'd best call for a cab, and start moving!"
"Matthias…"
"No, that won't do…I know! I'll look on the internet and find a nearby Lemon Farm…or something!"
"Matthias!"
"OR we can ask around here and ask where some lemon trees are or…"
"MATTHIAS!"
Dr. Matthias stopped, and looked at Anidu. "What?"
Anidu pointed to a nearby stand. It had a sign that said. "Mini Lemon Trees: $3 each!"
Dr.Matthias and Anidu ran to the stand. "Quick! We need all of your Lemon Trees!" Anidu yelled.
The Teenager running the stand looked shocked. "But I have 300 mini trees!"
Dr.Matthias looked through is lab coat. "Crap! I left my wallet at home..."
Anidu pulled out a wallet from her purse. "Nope, I've got it!" She pulls out 10 $100 bills, and hands it to the kid. "Keep the change!"
"Anidu! That's my rent money!"
"Relax, I'll pay ya back!" She takes out a metal cube, pushes a button, and all the trees go inside of it.
"Looks like little sis has been busy while I was gone!"
"It's just a quantum dimension cube designed to hold an object 300 times the size of the empire state building!" She pockets it. "Well…there's still 3 hours till our flight arrives. What do you want to do?"
Suddenly, the familiar Anime-style pop song filled the air. Anidu looked behind her. There was a DDR Machine in the game room. Anidu squealed, and pulled her brother to the machine. Neither of them noticed a cloaked figure following closely behind.
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Bowser tugged at his shirt collar. "Do I have to wear the holographic projector?"
Peach sighed. "For the tenth time, yes! The people of Pequilla City are very superstitious. They'll think you're "El Diablo".
Bowser sighed. His holographic projector projected him as a 6'2" tall man, very muscular build, a casual t-shirt, and blue jeans. His usually tuft red hair now cascaded across his broad shoulders. He was acting very nervous, for everybody was staring at him. "Ok, but we'd better hurry this up. I really don't like the way that woman is staring at me!"
Peach stared and grinned. "Bowser…that's a guy."
Bowser grabbed Peach, and started running for his life. "C'mon! We've got to find those…"
WHAM! Bowser slammed right into a tree.
"Papayas….ow…" Bowser fell with a slump, dazed.
Almost immediately, a swarm of people gathered around. One guy was trying to grab the ring off of Bowser's "Human" finger. The ring held his projection in place.
"Bowser! Your Ring!"
Boswer shook his head, and jerked his hand away. The crowd immediately dispersed. "Grungy little beggars, aren't they?"
Peach looked up. "Well, we're at the Papaya tree!"
Bowser looked up. Sure enough, there were papayas hanging down from the branches. "If I wasn't wearing this stupid projector I could claw them down!"
Peach looked around. The villagers were staring. "This calls for some Spanish!" She cleared her throat. "Hola!"
The villagers looked at her.
"Mi llamo es Peach, y se llamo es Bowser!"
A young boy laughed. "Very good! Except that there is no 'es' after you say llamo."
Peach stared at the young boy. "You speak English?"
"Well DUH! Name's Pedro. I heard everything by the way…what does he really look like?"
Bowser and Peach began to look very nervous.
"Uh…Well….He's a sort of a…"
"Spiky Turtle! Yeah…I'm a spiky turtle…with horns…."
Pedro raised his left eyebrow. "Pretty fast for a turtle…."
Peach laughed. "This is just a good day for him. Usually he just lounges around."
Bowser growled. "At least I don't spend 5 hours each morning trying to comb my hair!"
Peach just rolled her eyes. "Anyway, we just need some papayas. Our friend is very sick, and we need the fruit to heal him."
Pedro chuckled. "Is that so? Well, how about a little game?"
Peach gawked at Pedro. "Game! You don't understand! We need to get the fruit back to where we live before Midnight!"
"Well then, we'd better play fast then, or else you are not going to get the fruit!"
Peach and Bowser sighed, and looked at each other. The only way to save Pichu was to play Pedro's mysterious game.
"Ok Pedro" Bowser said. "We'll play."
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ACK! Four-way Cliffy! Will Fox and Falco find an Apple tree in time? What's the deal with Samus and Zelda meeting Hillary Duff? Who was that Mysterious Figure? Will Bowser and Peach win Pedro's mysterious game? Find all of this out and more when the 7th Chapter of Picachu 2: It's Hereditary comes into focus…sometime next week!
Until then, REVIEW! And send in your poems!