Disclaimer: 1) I don't own Inuyasha, 2) I am sorry to say that I don't
actually own the Tape Recorder...
Kashaku: It's mine.
Tape Recorder: Yup!
Inuyasha: Why is that thing still talking?
Tape Recorder: Why are YOU still talking?
Inuyasha: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BREAK THAT-
Kashaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Kashaku tackles Kouga*
Kouga: Um... Inuyasha's over there hon.
Kashaku: Oh.
Tape Recorder: SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
*Kouga holds Kashaku back*
Kouga: It's the "recorder's" time to go...
Kashaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Mizuna rolls eyes and takes Tape Recorder away from Inuyasha before he can break it*
Mizuna: If I ever see this Tape Recorder again, I am going to break it personally.
Kashaku: Thanks Mi-chan!
*Lawyers appear*
Lawyers: Where's your disclaimer!?!
Kin: You morons, you're late! She already said it!!!
Lawyers: Oh... Never mind then.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As Kashaku and Shippo made a game out of cleaning up, Kagome, Inuyasha and Mizuna decided on where to go next.
"I still say we go rescue Kin!!!"
"As I told you before Kagome, our time would be better spent collecting the shards of the jewel."
"I agree with Kagome. As important as the shards are, we still have to save that dumb girl." Inuyasha threw in his 2 cents for up above them in a tree.
Mizuna frowned; she was beginning to get irritated by their persistence. "Don't mettle in things you don't understand."
Kagome glared at the demoness before tears began welling up in her eyes. "I'm TRYING to understand!"
Mizuna sighed and leaned her back against the tree. She didn't want to deal with this. "Kagome..." She sighed again. "Kin made me promise that I wouldn't save her. She knew that something like this was going to happen. And don't look at me like that Kagome. I am perfectly aware of what I am doing. Besides, she is not in any immediate danger, the people of Japan however are."
Mizuna stopped leaning against the tree and straightened up to her full height. "There is a rumor circulating that there is a jewel shard somewhere in the next village. If we leave now we should reach it soon."
Kagome nodded her consent and they all began to pack things up and begin their journey.
~*~
Kin yawned and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "Kami... What hit me?"
"That would be me."
Kin jerked up from her lying position and took a fighting stance facing the owner of the voice. Only to fall back onto the futon. "Damn... Are you sure I wasn't hit by a train or something?"
Hiten raised an eyebrow at her language, but didn't comment on it. "What's a 'train?'"
Kin stared at him a second before remembering that they were in the Sengoku Jidai. "Never mind..." Hiten glared at her, he had apparently expected an answer. 'Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen...' "So where are we anyway?"
"It doesn't matter..." He retorted, his voice matching her's.
Kin glared, she didn't care if he was stronger than her! He was going to give her an answer damn it! Standing up, she ignored the pounding in her head and walked over to him, occasionally putting a hand out her hand out to steady her. Reaching him, she crabbed his collar and jerked his face down to her level. "Where. The fuck. Am I?" She asked in a dangerously low voice.
He frowned at her and knocking her hands away, stood up straight. "What's a train?" He countered in a neutral voice with an underlying tone of amusement.
Kin continued glaring at him before huffing. "A train is a huge metal transportation system. And if that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, well then fuck you!"
Hiten once again raised an eyebrow at her choice of language. "You should get some rest, I'll come by later when you're not... 'Grumpy.'" With that being said he moved aside the mat covering the door and began to leave.
"HEY!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU WHAT A TRAIN IS!!!!!!!!!"
"And...?"
Kin growled and began advancing on him. Hiten smirked. "We're at my home." He then left the room leaving her to rest.
"Yeah, THAT was helpful..." Kin said, rolling her golden eyes. She then let out a tremendous yawn. "Kami... It's even more annoying when he's right then when Mizuna is..."
Those were her last thoughts as she fell into a conveniently positioned chair, fast asleep.
~*~
"Are we-"
"NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted, getting fed up with Kashaku's endless question.
"How 'bout now?"
"Kashaku."
"Yes Mi-chan?"
"Be quiet."
"Ok..."
Mizuna rubbed her eyes. First she healed Kagome's wound, and now she was walking to a not-so-nearby village to face a most likely, powerful demon all without rest. And she wasn't handling it very well.
Looking up at the sky she saw that the night was swiftly approaching. "Let's make camp here. There's even a hot spring nearby."
"YAY!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!" Kashaku yelled happily before grabbing Shippo off Kagome's shoulder and dancing around with him.
The rest of the gang sweatdropped. "Um... Kashaku? We're just making camp here, we're not at the next village..."
"I know I'm just practicing." Kashaku said as if she was pointing out the obvious.
Mizuna and Kagome rolled their eyes while Inuyasha fell over anime style. Shippo however was now walking around with swirly eyes trying to make the world stop spinning.
The girls shrugged their backpacks off and set them on the dirt floor. Then they each pulled out a few of their necessities. Then they all walked past Inuyasha in the direction of the hot spring.
"Have fun setting up camp Inuyasha." Kagome said lightly as she brushed past the Hanyou.
"And if you even think of peaking, I'm going to rip off those cute little dog ears of yours." Kashaku said with a glare. The others stared at her. "What!?! Kin's not here so SOMEONE has to do it..." With that she gave them a stop-staring-at-me-someone-had-to-act-like-Kin-and-ya'll-weren't-so-I-had- to look before skipping off to the hot spring.
The other two girls shook their heads before following the energetic fire demoness.
Reaching the steaming spring, the girls striped out of their clothes and slipped into the water.
"You better not peak on us!" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha.
From behind the rocks a young man looks around the rocks to see three gorgeous girls bathing. Not that he could see anything other than their faces; all three were fully submerged in the water. 'Was she talking to me?' Was he first thought, followed by, 'WHOA!!! She has a piece of the Shikon jewel, and it's huge!'
"Feh, why would I want to?" Inuyasha replied in his usual gruff tone. Next to the silver haired teen, Shippo had gotten undressed and was about to go jump into the water with the girls. Only to be stopped mid-jump by being caught by his tail.
"And just where do you think you're going?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at the adorable little boy.
"I was going to bathe with them. Why don't you come join us Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha's eyebrow twitched as he began blushing uncontrollably.
"Me, my mom and my dad used to take baths together all the time! Just think of how much fun we can have since there's five of us!" Shippo said, getting an excited look on his face.
"I'll explain it to ya when you're bigger."
"Oh, I guess you haven't gotten very far with Kagome... Whatever that means..."
"I'll tell you in 50 years... When you're old enough to understand..." Inuyasha wasn't red anymore. He was more of a crimsony color.
Mizuna and Kashaku, who both had demonic hearing, were practically falling over laughing... Well, Kashaku was laughing her head off, and Mizuna had sunk into the water so that her laughter was smothered. We wouldn't want her image to get ruined now would we?
Miroku sighed. 'I do so hate to resort to violence... especially on ladies...'
~*~
The next morning the group was up bright and early ready to finish their trip to the next town.
Inuyasha, Kashaku and Mizuna were all running alongside Kagome who was riding her bike. A few minutes into their journey, a huge... "Thing" came out of nowhere, it slid down the mountainside and knocked Inuyasha down with it.
Kagome stopped her bike and got off it to try and see what had happened to Inuyasha. That was when Miroku grabbed her from behind and took off on her bike. "I wanted the shard of the Shikon no Tama, and I even got a pretty girl out of the deal!"
"HEL- HEY!!! Wait a minute!!! Are you saying that I'm some kind of consolation prize!?!" Kagome yelled in his ear, turning in her fear in favor of anger.
During the time while Miroku was running off with Kagome and the jewel shards they had collected so far, Mizuna was saving Inuyasha. She grabbed the 'thing's' tail and hurled him away from Inuyasha, motioning that she would take care of it.
Inuyasha nodded in understanding and leapt back up the mountainside to save Kagome. Inuyasha jumped back onto the road and launched himself at the bike. When he pulled up alongside the bike, the first thing he did was grab Kagome and put her down safely on the ground before going back for the jewel shards.
He once again launched himself at the bike, though this time he actually hit it, causing the bike and it's rider to go off course. The bike fell to the ground while Miroku landed lightly on the ground. Facing off against Inuyasha he unwound the light blue prayer beads from around his hand. "Wind tunnel!!!"
Inuyasha Pulled Tetsaiga out and stuck into the ground, trying to resist the tremendous force of the winds that were trying to pull him into the dark abyss.
"NO!!!!!!! NOT MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed as she began running for her main mode of transportation. Seeing where she was heading, Kashaku jumped in front of her, blocking her way to an early grave.
Mizuna now stood on the sidelines, watching the battle with interest while the raccoon demon lay underneath her foot with swirly eyes. She played the scene over again in her mind. Focusing on when Miroku's eyes had flicked over to Kagome with worry when she started running for her bike, and how his hand had twitched, ready to cover his hand back up at a moments notice.
"Kashaku." Mizuna said in her usual monotone, facing her friend. "If you jump in front of Inuyasha you'll be given the power to fly."
"Really!?!" Kashaku asked excitedly.
"Yeah..." Mizuna inwardly shook her head. 'Kami she's gullible... I need to work on that.'
Kashaku let go of her raven-haired friend and threw herself into the line of fire, or wind if you want to be picky about it. As Mizuna calculated, the monk re-covered his hand before Kashaku was sucked into the vortex.
The fire demoness landed on Miroku with a thud, knocking him onto his back. "That was fun!!! Can I do it again!?! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!"
That was when she felt something creep up her backside. Looking at the seemingly unconscious man, she poked him in the face. "Why are you touching my butt?" She asked innocently.
The rest of the gang fell over anime style. Walking over to Miroku and Kashaku, Kagome extended her hand to the monk and helped him up. "Hi, my name's Kagome, what's yours?"
"My name is Miroku fair maiden, and I was wondering if you would do me the honor of bearing my children?" Miroku asked Kagome, holding both of her hands in his own.
Kagome twitched. Mizuna snickered. Kashaku looked bewildered. Shippo danced around not paying attention. Inuyasha fumed and grabbed the monk by his collar. "OY!!! LEAVE KAGOME ALONE!!!"
"Oh dear, how awkward, is this girl yours?"
"Wh-no-sh-uh?" Was Inuyasha's oh-so-intelligent reply. He was now blushing furiously, but rather than admit anything, he opened his big mouth. Well, he would have, but Kashaku had found her missing ducttape.
"YAY DUCTTAPE!!!!!!!" Kashaku screamed happily waving around the thick silver tape.
Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo stared at her, not understanding. Mizuna and Kagome on the other hand just shook their heads sadly and threw their arms up in the air, silently asking why? Why them? Why not some other random heroes?
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-" Sadly, Inuyasha never got to finish his question.
"There, that should teach you not to be a potty mouth Mr. Potty Mouth." Kashaku was now looking quite self-satisfied and, well... Inuyasha was trying to get the "tape" off of his mouth.
"Kashaku! That wasn't very nice!" Kagome reprimanded her friend harshly. But the way she kept breaking out into giggles made one question her seriousness. Miroku and Shippo, though they still weren't quite sure what was going, were laughing. I mean, who WOULDN'T be laughing? Inuyasha was red-faced and growling deep in his throat while trying to get his mouth free.
The only one not tempted to laugh, was Mizuna, but even she wasn't completely immune.
(A/N: Now, I would normally stop it somewhere around here, but I'm feeling inspired... and decidedly bored, soooooooo... you get an extra long chappie! Cheers!)
When Kagome couldn't stand it anymore, she walked over to where Inuyasha was still struggling and yanked the tape off his mouth. Inuyasha let out a howl of pain before covering his mouth and glaring at her. "What the hell was that for!?!"
Kagome returned his glare with one of her own. "You wanted that off your mouth didn't you? Or should I just put it back?" Saying this, she began advancing on him with the tape in hand.
Inuyasha shook his head frantically and slapped his hands over his mouth so that she couldn't reach it.
Kagome only stopped when she heard a child's scream. "KAGOME!!!!!!!!!" She whirled around, her eyes frantically searching for the source. Her eyes finally landed on poor little Shippo who was now ducttaped to a tree. As bad as she felt for the Kitsune cub, she couldn't help but laugh at his indignant expression. Inuyasha was also laughing his ass off at the cub.
Mizuna shook her head and looked around for Kashaku before she could do anymore damage. Too late... Miroku was now hanging upside down from a tall tree, wrapped up like a cocoon. Kashaku was once again in sight, this time skipping around her newest victim chanting some random song. The blue- haired demoness sighed in resignation.
Appearing behind the redheaded girl she snatched the roll of tape away from her friend before she could do any more damage... Not that there was anything left she could do... Well, she could do something to Kagome... Or Mizuna if she was feeling like digging herself an early grave.
"Mizunaaaaaaaaaaa!!! C'mon!!! Give it back!!!"
Mizuna raised her eyebrows. She then gave her friend something else to distract herself with. "Here." In her outstretched hand was a shiny new quarter.
"Shiny..." Kashaku said breathlessly, reaching for the shiny token.
"Yes Kashaku, it's shiny." Mizuna shook her head and shoved the coin into Kashaku's hand. Turning back to her victims, Mizuna splashed each with a bit of water, causing the tape to be less sticky. "Inuyasha, please slice through the tape."
Inuyasha nodded, still snickering and did as he was asked. (That's a first)
When everyone was free, Mizuna turned to the black haired monk. "Well... Since you've already passed our little... Initiation, I would like to invite you to travel with us."
Miroku was suddenly in front of Mizuna, her hands in his. "Oh my beautiful blue goddess, I see now that it was you who was in love with me all along!" At this point in his speech he removed one of his hands from hers and placed it on her waist.
Before he could continue, Mizuna interrupted him. "Monk, if your hand continues on its course, I am going to rip off your hand so that no one has to deal with your lecherous tendencies."
Miroku immediately removed his hands with a chuckle. "My mistake my lady, I meant no harm... But I believe that I will take you up on your invitation."
"WHAT!?! NO WAY!!!" Inuyasha shouted indignantly.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Inuyasha?" She said softly, advancing on him.
"Y-yes Kagome?" He asked nervously.
"Sit boy."
"SLAM!!!!!" Inuyasha now had another imprint of himself in the dirt.
"Well now, that's a handy trick." Miroku said standing over Inuyasha's newest hole.
"Shut up monk." Came Inuyasha's response from underground.
"You know Inuyasha, if lady Kagome holds this much power over you, you really shouldn't make her mad." Miroku pointed out.
All he got in reply was a grunt... and what sounded like a string of cusses, all directed at a certain perverted monk.
"Inuyasha, I sense a jewel shard!"
Everyone turned around expectantly... Except Miroku who didn't really know about her power yet, and Kashaku who was trying to decide what to name her shiny new quarter.
"It's coming from the east."
"Is it coming this way?" Inuyasha asked putting a hand on Tetsaiga.
"No, it's... It's running away from us... or something. Wait! IT just stopped, if we hurry we should be able to catch up with it pretty soon."
The group nodded and took off in the direction Kagome had pointed too. Kagome and Shippo both jumped on Inuyasha's back and took off, Miroku matched their pace and Mizuna grabbed Kashaku's hand and ran with them, easily matching them.
Soon they caught up with an ugly little man whose face they couldn't quite see. "OY!!! YOU THERE!!! YA SEEN ANY DEMONS AROUND HERE!?!?!"
Kagome winced slightly at Inuyasha's lack of tact.
"N-no! I haven't seen anything!"
Just as Inuyasha was about to continue on, Kagome spotted the shard. "Inuyasha, he has the jewel shard!" She cried, pointing at the painter.
The painter looked shocked, and then kind of insane. He grabbed a scroll from his bag and it began to glow. Then a myriad of inky demons flew forth from the page.
Inuyasha pulled out Tetsaiga and sliced through the demons... Only to be covered in ink. His face turned a nice shade of green and he sunk to his knees. "Erg..."
"Inuyasha!?! Are you ok?" Kagome asked, running over to the fallen Hanyou. Kneeling beside him she tried to figure out what was wrong.
"Ka. Gome... get back!" He shoved her away roughly and jumped into the air, slicing through the next barrage of demons. Landing in a crouch, he put his sleeve over his nose in an attempt to escape from the overpowering scent.
Inuyasha steeled himself for the next attack, but it never came. Looking around he discovers that the painter had run away. "Damn..." that was the last thing he said before passing out from the fumes.
Mizuna walked casually up beside them. Kneeling down, she put her finger into the ink and brought it to her nose. "Ugh... Ink and Blood." She wrinkled her nose in distaste and pitied Inuyasha for being covered in it. No wonder he had blacked out.
The water demoness put both of her hands over the unconscious teen and concentrated. Water began to pour out of her hands and onto Inuyasha. She then opened her eyes, only to see that the ink had absorbed the water.
She growled. Closing her eyes again, she stretched out her sense trying to find a source of water. There was one, but it was at least an hours run for her, and that was if she left the others alone. She sighed. Placing her hands together she began to weave an intricate spell. "Water Emanate."
All the water that was in the ink and blood separated itself and floated lazily up, forming a glowing blue sphere in her hands. She then opened her eyes and let her concentration go, allowing the water to fall back onto Inuyasha, effectively washing the blood and ink away.
Kagome, who had been kneeling by his side the entire time, stuck her head anxiously next to his. "Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha jerked up, barely missing colliding heads with Kagome. "Damn painter, when I get my hands on him..." He trailed off, but continued to mutter obscenities under his breath.
Mizuna smiled at the cute couple. Then her eyes rolled back into her head and she fell over in a dead faint. Luckily, Kashaku had chosen that moment to drop the quarter, which rolled to the water demoness' feet. So, the hyper teen was able to catch Mizuna before she hit the ground, something that she would NOT be pleased about.
"Mi-chan? Miiiiiiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! Are you alive? You're not!?! NOOOOO! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE IN THIS CRUEL, CRRUEL WORLD!?!?! COME BACK TO LIFE!!! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND YOU A SUITABLE BOYFRIEND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that done, Kashaku collapsed on her friend sobbing uncontrollably.
"Kashaku... I think that Mizuna just passed out..." Kagome said a weird look on her face.
"Oh. Ok, never mind then." The yellow-eyed girl then lay her friend's head down before skipping off to see if she could find that quarter.
~*~
Kin yawned and rubbed sleep from her eyes before sitting up. "OUCH!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!"
The golden haired Kitsune's hand was to her forehead as she glared at the toad-thingy that had been leaning over her when she sat up. And I think we all know how THAT ended. She glared at him, and then she saw the scissors in his hand. The hand that wasn't holding her still-throbbing head flew to her hair. She let out a sigh of relief, there was no hair missing. Looking back at him she intensified her glare 10-fold.
"And just what did you think you were going to do with those scissors?"
Manten looked worried for a second, but figured that she couldn't actually do anything to him. (A/N: Kin: I get to kill him, right? RIGHT!?!) "I am going to cut off your hair to use in a potion."
"You're... going to... Cut off, MY hair... to use it in a... potion? Did I hear that correctly?"
"Yes, I was going to scalp you, but my brother told me not to."
Kin twitched. "Better idea, you hand over the scissors, leave this room, and don't come within a twenty foot radius of me, and I won't brutally murder you. Sound fair?"
"You hold no power of me wench!" Manten said bravely, still under his delusion that Kin couldn't hurt him. Psh!!!
Kin growled and rolled up her sleeve, ready to kill the annoying little toad. That's when Hiten steps into the room in all of his hotness.
"Brother, leave us."
"But-"
"Manten, I shall call on you when I am ready."
"Yes brother." Manten walked out, but not without giving Kin a farewell glare. Which she, of course, returned with double the animosity.
She then turned on his older, and DEFINITELY HOTTER brother. "I'm leaving now. Bye." Her goodbyes being said, she turned sharply, causing her long golden hair to smack him in the face.
But before she could even take a step, an iron hold on her wrist stopped her. "I don't think so."
"Oh really? And what makes you think that you could stop me?" Kin asked, a slight sneer on her face.
Hiten shrugged with a definite smirk. "I beat you the last time we faced off, why should now be any different?"
Kin turned red. "YOU DID NOT BEAT ME!!!"
A casually raised eyebrow now joined his smirk, which had remained firmly in place. "Yes, I believe that I did. Or did you come here of your own accord?"
"I-um... uh... I was um..." Kin stuttered, trying to find a semi-logical reason that he didn't beat her. "I was tired!!!"
Hiten laughed openly at her blatant lie. Shaking his head he tossed her something. "Nice outfit by the way."
With his smirk still firmly in place, he strolled out of the room in his usual cocky manner. Kin frowned at him. 'Nice outfit... Wha?'
Kin looked down at herself. Then looked up in confusion. Then back down. Then up again. "I don't get it..." It wasn't as bad as it could have been. Her clothes had gotten a little... torn up during the battle. Though she was rather surprised that she hadn't noticed sooner.
Her top had been singed by the lightning, though it hadn't affected her directly and so had her pants. She was now wearing short shorts, and a tube top that ended right before her naval. "I don't get it... it's not like I'm naked or something..." 'Though I'm sure that perv would just LOVE that...'
Then it all clicked into place. This was the feudal era... Her t-shirt as it had originally been would have looked sluttish, though her pants were probably acceptable... You know, until they "Magically" turned into shorts that is.
Shaking her head in an effort to stop blushing, she examined the thing that Hiten had thrown to her. It was something made out of white silk. Not being careful in the least, Kin held onto the top of whatever it was and flicked it out, effectively unfolding the item. 'Nice...' In her hands she now held a long white silk kimono. Shrugging, she slipped it on over her clothes, not trusting the fact that the two brothers could be watching her or something equally as perverted.
It was truly a beautiful piece of work... But it could use some adjustments. Flexing her claws, she neatly sliced off both of the sleeves then she ripped two slits up the sides so that she had free movement. "Perfect."
She then walked out of her little room, hoping that Hiten wouldn't like what she had done to the robe.
Sadly, it was not to be, but hey, it irritated his brother. "YOU WENCH!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT ROBE!?!"
Kin grinned cheekily at the furious demon. "I modified it. Don't you like it?" She asked, spinning around to give them the whole view, and also to see if that got a rise out of the elder brother.
"Have something against dresses I see." Kin frowned. She wanted anger, not mild amusement!
"Brother, may I cut off her hair now?" Manten asked, ignoring Kin in favor of looking at his brother.
"Since you obviously didn't understand it the first time, let me go over it with you again. You cut off my hair, and I cut off you head. Got it!?!"
And so the argument ensued. Kin always seeming to have the upper hand, but Manten never giving in. Hiten just left them there to go poke a sheep or something. (Sorry, needed to get that out)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*Readers launch themselves at Leiko*
Leiko: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!! IT WAS ALL KIKYO'S FAULT!!!
Readers: WE LOVE YOU!!!
Leiko: Oh... Ok, never mind about the sheep thing...
Hiten: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU SAYING I WENT TO POKE A FRICKIN' SHEEP!?!?!
Kin: SHE CAN SAY YOU POKED A SHEEP IF SHE WANTS TO!!!
Hiten: YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!!!
Kin: MAKE ME!!!
Hiten: I would, BUT WE'RE STILL IN A CLOSET AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN HERE WITH A CORPSE!!!
Mizuna: Then it's a good thing we didn't lock Kikyo in there with you.
Kikyo: I AM NOT A CORPSE!!!
Mizuna: You died. You still have a body. Said body is a corpse. That body is your body; therefore, you are a corpse.
Kikyo: NO I'M NOT YOU BITCH!!!
Sesshoumaru: Please do not insult my species by dirtying our female's names on your soiled tongue.
Kouga and Inuyasha: Seriously!!!
Kagura: Read and review.
Mizuna: Kagura.
Kagura: Mizuna.
*Both nod at each other in greeting*
Kanna: Mizuna, it is nice to see you again.
Mizuna: I assure you that I feel the same way Kanna, Kagura.
Kashaku: You know them?
Mizuna: We studied at the same charm school.
Kagome: That makes actually makes sense...
Leiko: If you don't review, then I'm going to ask Kagura to send controlled dead people to your house. Now do you REALLY want to have to explain to your parents why there are dead people in your living room? I didn't think so.
Kashaku: It's mine.
Tape Recorder: Yup!
Inuyasha: Why is that thing still talking?
Tape Recorder: Why are YOU still talking?
Inuyasha: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BREAK THAT-
Kashaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
*Kashaku tackles Kouga*
Kouga: Um... Inuyasha's over there hon.
Kashaku: Oh.
Tape Recorder: SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!
*Kouga holds Kashaku back*
Kouga: It's the "recorder's" time to go...
Kashaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*Mizuna rolls eyes and takes Tape Recorder away from Inuyasha before he can break it*
Mizuna: If I ever see this Tape Recorder again, I am going to break it personally.
Kashaku: Thanks Mi-chan!
*Lawyers appear*
Lawyers: Where's your disclaimer!?!
Kin: You morons, you're late! She already said it!!!
Lawyers: Oh... Never mind then.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As Kashaku and Shippo made a game out of cleaning up, Kagome, Inuyasha and Mizuna decided on where to go next.
"I still say we go rescue Kin!!!"
"As I told you before Kagome, our time would be better spent collecting the shards of the jewel."
"I agree with Kagome. As important as the shards are, we still have to save that dumb girl." Inuyasha threw in his 2 cents for up above them in a tree.
Mizuna frowned; she was beginning to get irritated by their persistence. "Don't mettle in things you don't understand."
Kagome glared at the demoness before tears began welling up in her eyes. "I'm TRYING to understand!"
Mizuna sighed and leaned her back against the tree. She didn't want to deal with this. "Kagome..." She sighed again. "Kin made me promise that I wouldn't save her. She knew that something like this was going to happen. And don't look at me like that Kagome. I am perfectly aware of what I am doing. Besides, she is not in any immediate danger, the people of Japan however are."
Mizuna stopped leaning against the tree and straightened up to her full height. "There is a rumor circulating that there is a jewel shard somewhere in the next village. If we leave now we should reach it soon."
Kagome nodded her consent and they all began to pack things up and begin their journey.
~*~
Kin yawned and rubbed the sleep from her eyes. "Kami... What hit me?"
"That would be me."
Kin jerked up from her lying position and took a fighting stance facing the owner of the voice. Only to fall back onto the futon. "Damn... Are you sure I wasn't hit by a train or something?"
Hiten raised an eyebrow at her language, but didn't comment on it. "What's a 'train?'"
Kin stared at him a second before remembering that they were in the Sengoku Jidai. "Never mind..." Hiten glared at her, he had apparently expected an answer. 'Yeah, like THAT'S gonna happen...' "So where are we anyway?"
"It doesn't matter..." He retorted, his voice matching her's.
Kin glared, she didn't care if he was stronger than her! He was going to give her an answer damn it! Standing up, she ignored the pounding in her head and walked over to him, occasionally putting a hand out her hand out to steady her. Reaching him, she crabbed his collar and jerked his face down to her level. "Where. The fuck. Am I?" She asked in a dangerously low voice.
He frowned at her and knocking her hands away, stood up straight. "What's a train?" He countered in a neutral voice with an underlying tone of amusement.
Kin continued glaring at him before huffing. "A train is a huge metal transportation system. And if that doesn't satisfy your curiosity, well then fuck you!"
Hiten once again raised an eyebrow at her choice of language. "You should get some rest, I'll come by later when you're not... 'Grumpy.'" With that being said he moved aside the mat covering the door and began to leave.
"HEY!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU WHAT A TRAIN IS!!!!!!!!!"
"And...?"
Kin growled and began advancing on him. Hiten smirked. "We're at my home." He then left the room leaving her to rest.
"Yeah, THAT was helpful..." Kin said, rolling her golden eyes. She then let out a tremendous yawn. "Kami... It's even more annoying when he's right then when Mizuna is..."
Those were her last thoughts as she fell into a conveniently positioned chair, fast asleep.
~*~
"Are we-"
"NO WE ARE NOT THERE YET!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted, getting fed up with Kashaku's endless question.
"How 'bout now?"
"Kashaku."
"Yes Mi-chan?"
"Be quiet."
"Ok..."
Mizuna rubbed her eyes. First she healed Kagome's wound, and now she was walking to a not-so-nearby village to face a most likely, powerful demon all without rest. And she wasn't handling it very well.
Looking up at the sky she saw that the night was swiftly approaching. "Let's make camp here. There's even a hot spring nearby."
"YAY!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!" Kashaku yelled happily before grabbing Shippo off Kagome's shoulder and dancing around with him.
The rest of the gang sweatdropped. "Um... Kashaku? We're just making camp here, we're not at the next village..."
"I know I'm just practicing." Kashaku said as if she was pointing out the obvious.
Mizuna and Kagome rolled their eyes while Inuyasha fell over anime style. Shippo however was now walking around with swirly eyes trying to make the world stop spinning.
The girls shrugged their backpacks off and set them on the dirt floor. Then they each pulled out a few of their necessities. Then they all walked past Inuyasha in the direction of the hot spring.
"Have fun setting up camp Inuyasha." Kagome said lightly as she brushed past the Hanyou.
"And if you even think of peaking, I'm going to rip off those cute little dog ears of yours." Kashaku said with a glare. The others stared at her. "What!?! Kin's not here so SOMEONE has to do it..." With that she gave them a stop-staring-at-me-someone-had-to-act-like-Kin-and-ya'll-weren't-so-I-had- to look before skipping off to the hot spring.
The other two girls shook their heads before following the energetic fire demoness.
Reaching the steaming spring, the girls striped out of their clothes and slipped into the water.
"You better not peak on us!" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha.
From behind the rocks a young man looks around the rocks to see three gorgeous girls bathing. Not that he could see anything other than their faces; all three were fully submerged in the water. 'Was she talking to me?' Was he first thought, followed by, 'WHOA!!! She has a piece of the Shikon jewel, and it's huge!'
"Feh, why would I want to?" Inuyasha replied in his usual gruff tone. Next to the silver haired teen, Shippo had gotten undressed and was about to go jump into the water with the girls. Only to be stopped mid-jump by being caught by his tail.
"And just where do you think you're going?" Inuyasha asked, glaring at the adorable little boy.
"I was going to bathe with them. Why don't you come join us Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha's eyebrow twitched as he began blushing uncontrollably.
"Me, my mom and my dad used to take baths together all the time! Just think of how much fun we can have since there's five of us!" Shippo said, getting an excited look on his face.
"I'll explain it to ya when you're bigger."
"Oh, I guess you haven't gotten very far with Kagome... Whatever that means..."
"I'll tell you in 50 years... When you're old enough to understand..." Inuyasha wasn't red anymore. He was more of a crimsony color.
Mizuna and Kashaku, who both had demonic hearing, were practically falling over laughing... Well, Kashaku was laughing her head off, and Mizuna had sunk into the water so that her laughter was smothered. We wouldn't want her image to get ruined now would we?
Miroku sighed. 'I do so hate to resort to violence... especially on ladies...'
~*~
The next morning the group was up bright and early ready to finish their trip to the next town.
Inuyasha, Kashaku and Mizuna were all running alongside Kagome who was riding her bike. A few minutes into their journey, a huge... "Thing" came out of nowhere, it slid down the mountainside and knocked Inuyasha down with it.
Kagome stopped her bike and got off it to try and see what had happened to Inuyasha. That was when Miroku grabbed her from behind and took off on her bike. "I wanted the shard of the Shikon no Tama, and I even got a pretty girl out of the deal!"
"HEL- HEY!!! Wait a minute!!! Are you saying that I'm some kind of consolation prize!?!" Kagome yelled in his ear, turning in her fear in favor of anger.
During the time while Miroku was running off with Kagome and the jewel shards they had collected so far, Mizuna was saving Inuyasha. She grabbed the 'thing's' tail and hurled him away from Inuyasha, motioning that she would take care of it.
Inuyasha nodded in understanding and leapt back up the mountainside to save Kagome. Inuyasha jumped back onto the road and launched himself at the bike. When he pulled up alongside the bike, the first thing he did was grab Kagome and put her down safely on the ground before going back for the jewel shards.
He once again launched himself at the bike, though this time he actually hit it, causing the bike and it's rider to go off course. The bike fell to the ground while Miroku landed lightly on the ground. Facing off against Inuyasha he unwound the light blue prayer beads from around his hand. "Wind tunnel!!!"
Inuyasha Pulled Tetsaiga out and stuck into the ground, trying to resist the tremendous force of the winds that were trying to pull him into the dark abyss.
"NO!!!!!!! NOT MY BIKE!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed as she began running for her main mode of transportation. Seeing where she was heading, Kashaku jumped in front of her, blocking her way to an early grave.
Mizuna now stood on the sidelines, watching the battle with interest while the raccoon demon lay underneath her foot with swirly eyes. She played the scene over again in her mind. Focusing on when Miroku's eyes had flicked over to Kagome with worry when she started running for her bike, and how his hand had twitched, ready to cover his hand back up at a moments notice.
"Kashaku." Mizuna said in her usual monotone, facing her friend. "If you jump in front of Inuyasha you'll be given the power to fly."
"Really!?!" Kashaku asked excitedly.
"Yeah..." Mizuna inwardly shook her head. 'Kami she's gullible... I need to work on that.'
Kashaku let go of her raven-haired friend and threw herself into the line of fire, or wind if you want to be picky about it. As Mizuna calculated, the monk re-covered his hand before Kashaku was sucked into the vortex.
The fire demoness landed on Miroku with a thud, knocking him onto his back. "That was fun!!! Can I do it again!?! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!"
That was when she felt something creep up her backside. Looking at the seemingly unconscious man, she poked him in the face. "Why are you touching my butt?" She asked innocently.
The rest of the gang fell over anime style. Walking over to Miroku and Kashaku, Kagome extended her hand to the monk and helped him up. "Hi, my name's Kagome, what's yours?"
"My name is Miroku fair maiden, and I was wondering if you would do me the honor of bearing my children?" Miroku asked Kagome, holding both of her hands in his own.
Kagome twitched. Mizuna snickered. Kashaku looked bewildered. Shippo danced around not paying attention. Inuyasha fumed and grabbed the monk by his collar. "OY!!! LEAVE KAGOME ALONE!!!"
"Oh dear, how awkward, is this girl yours?"
"Wh-no-sh-uh?" Was Inuyasha's oh-so-intelligent reply. He was now blushing furiously, but rather than admit anything, he opened his big mouth. Well, he would have, but Kashaku had found her missing ducttape.
"YAY DUCTTAPE!!!!!!!" Kashaku screamed happily waving around the thick silver tape.
Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippo stared at her, not understanding. Mizuna and Kagome on the other hand just shook their heads sadly and threw their arms up in the air, silently asking why? Why them? Why not some other random heroes?
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-" Sadly, Inuyasha never got to finish his question.
"There, that should teach you not to be a potty mouth Mr. Potty Mouth." Kashaku was now looking quite self-satisfied and, well... Inuyasha was trying to get the "tape" off of his mouth.
"Kashaku! That wasn't very nice!" Kagome reprimanded her friend harshly. But the way she kept breaking out into giggles made one question her seriousness. Miroku and Shippo, though they still weren't quite sure what was going, were laughing. I mean, who WOULDN'T be laughing? Inuyasha was red-faced and growling deep in his throat while trying to get his mouth free.
The only one not tempted to laugh, was Mizuna, but even she wasn't completely immune.
(A/N: Now, I would normally stop it somewhere around here, but I'm feeling inspired... and decidedly bored, soooooooo... you get an extra long chappie! Cheers!)
When Kagome couldn't stand it anymore, she walked over to where Inuyasha was still struggling and yanked the tape off his mouth. Inuyasha let out a howl of pain before covering his mouth and glaring at her. "What the hell was that for!?!"
Kagome returned his glare with one of her own. "You wanted that off your mouth didn't you? Or should I just put it back?" Saying this, she began advancing on him with the tape in hand.
Inuyasha shook his head frantically and slapped his hands over his mouth so that she couldn't reach it.
Kagome only stopped when she heard a child's scream. "KAGOME!!!!!!!!!" She whirled around, her eyes frantically searching for the source. Her eyes finally landed on poor little Shippo who was now ducttaped to a tree. As bad as she felt for the Kitsune cub, she couldn't help but laugh at his indignant expression. Inuyasha was also laughing his ass off at the cub.
Mizuna shook her head and looked around for Kashaku before she could do anymore damage. Too late... Miroku was now hanging upside down from a tall tree, wrapped up like a cocoon. Kashaku was once again in sight, this time skipping around her newest victim chanting some random song. The blue- haired demoness sighed in resignation.
Appearing behind the redheaded girl she snatched the roll of tape away from her friend before she could do any more damage... Not that there was anything left she could do... Well, she could do something to Kagome... Or Mizuna if she was feeling like digging herself an early grave.
"Mizunaaaaaaaaaaa!!! C'mon!!! Give it back!!!"
Mizuna raised her eyebrows. She then gave her friend something else to distract herself with. "Here." In her outstretched hand was a shiny new quarter.
"Shiny..." Kashaku said breathlessly, reaching for the shiny token.
"Yes Kashaku, it's shiny." Mizuna shook her head and shoved the coin into Kashaku's hand. Turning back to her victims, Mizuna splashed each with a bit of water, causing the tape to be less sticky. "Inuyasha, please slice through the tape."
Inuyasha nodded, still snickering and did as he was asked. (That's a first)
When everyone was free, Mizuna turned to the black haired monk. "Well... Since you've already passed our little... Initiation, I would like to invite you to travel with us."
Miroku was suddenly in front of Mizuna, her hands in his. "Oh my beautiful blue goddess, I see now that it was you who was in love with me all along!" At this point in his speech he removed one of his hands from hers and placed it on her waist.
Before he could continue, Mizuna interrupted him. "Monk, if your hand continues on its course, I am going to rip off your hand so that no one has to deal with your lecherous tendencies."
Miroku immediately removed his hands with a chuckle. "My mistake my lady, I meant no harm... But I believe that I will take you up on your invitation."
"WHAT!?! NO WAY!!!" Inuyasha shouted indignantly.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Inuyasha?" She said softly, advancing on him.
"Y-yes Kagome?" He asked nervously.
"Sit boy."
"SLAM!!!!!" Inuyasha now had another imprint of himself in the dirt.
"Well now, that's a handy trick." Miroku said standing over Inuyasha's newest hole.
"Shut up monk." Came Inuyasha's response from underground.
"You know Inuyasha, if lady Kagome holds this much power over you, you really shouldn't make her mad." Miroku pointed out.
All he got in reply was a grunt... and what sounded like a string of cusses, all directed at a certain perverted monk.
"Inuyasha, I sense a jewel shard!"
Everyone turned around expectantly... Except Miroku who didn't really know about her power yet, and Kashaku who was trying to decide what to name her shiny new quarter.
"It's coming from the east."
"Is it coming this way?" Inuyasha asked putting a hand on Tetsaiga.
"No, it's... It's running away from us... or something. Wait! IT just stopped, if we hurry we should be able to catch up with it pretty soon."
The group nodded and took off in the direction Kagome had pointed too. Kagome and Shippo both jumped on Inuyasha's back and took off, Miroku matched their pace and Mizuna grabbed Kashaku's hand and ran with them, easily matching them.
Soon they caught up with an ugly little man whose face they couldn't quite see. "OY!!! YOU THERE!!! YA SEEN ANY DEMONS AROUND HERE!?!?!"
Kagome winced slightly at Inuyasha's lack of tact.
"N-no! I haven't seen anything!"
Just as Inuyasha was about to continue on, Kagome spotted the shard. "Inuyasha, he has the jewel shard!" She cried, pointing at the painter.
The painter looked shocked, and then kind of insane. He grabbed a scroll from his bag and it began to glow. Then a myriad of inky demons flew forth from the page.
Inuyasha pulled out Tetsaiga and sliced through the demons... Only to be covered in ink. His face turned a nice shade of green and he sunk to his knees. "Erg..."
"Inuyasha!?! Are you ok?" Kagome asked, running over to the fallen Hanyou. Kneeling beside him she tried to figure out what was wrong.
"Ka. Gome... get back!" He shoved her away roughly and jumped into the air, slicing through the next barrage of demons. Landing in a crouch, he put his sleeve over his nose in an attempt to escape from the overpowering scent.
Inuyasha steeled himself for the next attack, but it never came. Looking around he discovers that the painter had run away. "Damn..." that was the last thing he said before passing out from the fumes.
Mizuna walked casually up beside them. Kneeling down, she put her finger into the ink and brought it to her nose. "Ugh... Ink and Blood." She wrinkled her nose in distaste and pitied Inuyasha for being covered in it. No wonder he had blacked out.
The water demoness put both of her hands over the unconscious teen and concentrated. Water began to pour out of her hands and onto Inuyasha. She then opened her eyes, only to see that the ink had absorbed the water.
She growled. Closing her eyes again, she stretched out her sense trying to find a source of water. There was one, but it was at least an hours run for her, and that was if she left the others alone. She sighed. Placing her hands together she began to weave an intricate spell. "Water Emanate."
All the water that was in the ink and blood separated itself and floated lazily up, forming a glowing blue sphere in her hands. She then opened her eyes and let her concentration go, allowing the water to fall back onto Inuyasha, effectively washing the blood and ink away.
Kagome, who had been kneeling by his side the entire time, stuck her head anxiously next to his. "Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha jerked up, barely missing colliding heads with Kagome. "Damn painter, when I get my hands on him..." He trailed off, but continued to mutter obscenities under his breath.
Mizuna smiled at the cute couple. Then her eyes rolled back into her head and she fell over in a dead faint. Luckily, Kashaku had chosen that moment to drop the quarter, which rolled to the water demoness' feet. So, the hyper teen was able to catch Mizuna before she hit the ground, something that she would NOT be pleased about.
"Mi-chan? Miiiiiiiiiii-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! Are you alive? You're not!?! NOOOOO! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU!!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE IN THIS CRUEL, CRRUEL WORLD!?!?! COME BACK TO LIFE!!! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!!!!!!! JUST THINK ABOUT IT!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND YOU A SUITABLE BOYFRIEND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that done, Kashaku collapsed on her friend sobbing uncontrollably.
"Kashaku... I think that Mizuna just passed out..." Kagome said a weird look on her face.
"Oh. Ok, never mind then." The yellow-eyed girl then lay her friend's head down before skipping off to see if she could find that quarter.
~*~
Kin yawned and rubbed sleep from her eyes before sitting up. "OUCH!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?!"
The golden haired Kitsune's hand was to her forehead as she glared at the toad-thingy that had been leaning over her when she sat up. And I think we all know how THAT ended. She glared at him, and then she saw the scissors in his hand. The hand that wasn't holding her still-throbbing head flew to her hair. She let out a sigh of relief, there was no hair missing. Looking back at him she intensified her glare 10-fold.
"And just what did you think you were going to do with those scissors?"
Manten looked worried for a second, but figured that she couldn't actually do anything to him. (A/N: Kin: I get to kill him, right? RIGHT!?!) "I am going to cut off your hair to use in a potion."
"You're... going to... Cut off, MY hair... to use it in a... potion? Did I hear that correctly?"
"Yes, I was going to scalp you, but my brother told me not to."
Kin twitched. "Better idea, you hand over the scissors, leave this room, and don't come within a twenty foot radius of me, and I won't brutally murder you. Sound fair?"
"You hold no power of me wench!" Manten said bravely, still under his delusion that Kin couldn't hurt him. Psh!!!
Kin growled and rolled up her sleeve, ready to kill the annoying little toad. That's when Hiten steps into the room in all of his hotness.
"Brother, leave us."
"But-"
"Manten, I shall call on you when I am ready."
"Yes brother." Manten walked out, but not without giving Kin a farewell glare. Which she, of course, returned with double the animosity.
She then turned on his older, and DEFINITELY HOTTER brother. "I'm leaving now. Bye." Her goodbyes being said, she turned sharply, causing her long golden hair to smack him in the face.
But before she could even take a step, an iron hold on her wrist stopped her. "I don't think so."
"Oh really? And what makes you think that you could stop me?" Kin asked, a slight sneer on her face.
Hiten shrugged with a definite smirk. "I beat you the last time we faced off, why should now be any different?"
Kin turned red. "YOU DID NOT BEAT ME!!!"
A casually raised eyebrow now joined his smirk, which had remained firmly in place. "Yes, I believe that I did. Or did you come here of your own accord?"
"I-um... uh... I was um..." Kin stuttered, trying to find a semi-logical reason that he didn't beat her. "I was tired!!!"
Hiten laughed openly at her blatant lie. Shaking his head he tossed her something. "Nice outfit by the way."
With his smirk still firmly in place, he strolled out of the room in his usual cocky manner. Kin frowned at him. 'Nice outfit... Wha?'
Kin looked down at herself. Then looked up in confusion. Then back down. Then up again. "I don't get it..." It wasn't as bad as it could have been. Her clothes had gotten a little... torn up during the battle. Though she was rather surprised that she hadn't noticed sooner.
Her top had been singed by the lightning, though it hadn't affected her directly and so had her pants. She was now wearing short shorts, and a tube top that ended right before her naval. "I don't get it... it's not like I'm naked or something..." 'Though I'm sure that perv would just LOVE that...'
Then it all clicked into place. This was the feudal era... Her t-shirt as it had originally been would have looked sluttish, though her pants were probably acceptable... You know, until they "Magically" turned into shorts that is.
Shaking her head in an effort to stop blushing, she examined the thing that Hiten had thrown to her. It was something made out of white silk. Not being careful in the least, Kin held onto the top of whatever it was and flicked it out, effectively unfolding the item. 'Nice...' In her hands she now held a long white silk kimono. Shrugging, she slipped it on over her clothes, not trusting the fact that the two brothers could be watching her or something equally as perverted.
It was truly a beautiful piece of work... But it could use some adjustments. Flexing her claws, she neatly sliced off both of the sleeves then she ripped two slits up the sides so that she had free movement. "Perfect."
She then walked out of her little room, hoping that Hiten wouldn't like what she had done to the robe.
Sadly, it was not to be, but hey, it irritated his brother. "YOU WENCH!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THAT ROBE!?!"
Kin grinned cheekily at the furious demon. "I modified it. Don't you like it?" She asked, spinning around to give them the whole view, and also to see if that got a rise out of the elder brother.
"Have something against dresses I see." Kin frowned. She wanted anger, not mild amusement!
"Brother, may I cut off her hair now?" Manten asked, ignoring Kin in favor of looking at his brother.
"Since you obviously didn't understand it the first time, let me go over it with you again. You cut off my hair, and I cut off you head. Got it!?!"
And so the argument ensued. Kin always seeming to have the upper hand, but Manten never giving in. Hiten just left them there to go poke a sheep or something. (Sorry, needed to get that out)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
*Readers launch themselves at Leiko*
Leiko: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!! IT WAS ALL KIKYO'S FAULT!!!
Readers: WE LOVE YOU!!!
Leiko: Oh... Ok, never mind about the sheep thing...
Hiten: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU SAYING I WENT TO POKE A FRICKIN' SHEEP!?!?!
Kin: SHE CAN SAY YOU POKED A SHEEP IF SHE WANTS TO!!!
Hiten: YOU STAY OUTTA THIS!!!
Kin: MAKE ME!!!
Hiten: I would, BUT WE'RE STILL IN A CLOSET AND I DON'T WANT TO BE IN HERE WITH A CORPSE!!!
Mizuna: Then it's a good thing we didn't lock Kikyo in there with you.
Kikyo: I AM NOT A CORPSE!!!
Mizuna: You died. You still have a body. Said body is a corpse. That body is your body; therefore, you are a corpse.
Kikyo: NO I'M NOT YOU BITCH!!!
Sesshoumaru: Please do not insult my species by dirtying our female's names on your soiled tongue.
Kouga and Inuyasha: Seriously!!!
Kagura: Read and review.
Mizuna: Kagura.
Kagura: Mizuna.
*Both nod at each other in greeting*
Kanna: Mizuna, it is nice to see you again.
Mizuna: I assure you that I feel the same way Kanna, Kagura.
Kashaku: You know them?
Mizuna: We studied at the same charm school.
Kagome: That makes actually makes sense...
Leiko: If you don't review, then I'm going to ask Kagura to send controlled dead people to your house. Now do you REALLY want to have to explain to your parents why there are dead people in your living room? I didn't think so.