I'D LIKE THANK ALL MY REVIEWERS! I LOVE YOU!...just not in a emotional way...Umm...this chapter is not really funny, but I promise that the next chpater will be funny! Please read! I beg of you! I got 3 kids who aren't real and I don't wish to have any!
Chapter Three: "Introduction"
Zuko left his mouth open wide and stared at her. He was very shocked at this surprise and was silenced. Kiara and Uncle Iroh smiled at him with laughter in their minds.
"K-Kiara?" Zuko said slowly and peacefully.
"Yeah?" Kiara answered, still smiling.
Zuko raised his eyebrow and crossed his arms, "Who's that?"
Kiara glanced at him and was quickly tempered. She clenched her fists and grinded her teeth knowing that Zuko didn't remember her. " HOW COULD YOU NOT REMBER ME? WE'VE, LIKE, KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS!"
"No clue."
"Ugh….C'mon Zuki! We've been training buddies and to top it all off, I'M THE ONE WHO MADE YOU BALD!"
"Wha-I'm not bald! I still got some hair left!"
"Yeah, if I didn't put some hair growth!"
"I'VE ALWAYS KEPT MY HAIR LIKE THIS!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE IT NEVER GREW BACK!"
"I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THESE INSULTS!"
"INSULTS? I'M JUST TRYING TO REFRESH YOUR MEMORY!"
"CALLING ME 'BALD' IS AN INSULT!"
"YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT AS A COMPLEMENT BECAUSE YOU ARE BALD!"
"I SAID I'VE GOT SOME HAIR LEFT!"
"Forget it! We are just gonna end up in the same result."
"Yeah, this won't solve anything."
"Tch, yeah."
Uncle Iroh walked toward the 2 and said, "Great, now that you 2 stopped fighting…." BANG! TINK! Uncle Iroh hit both of them on the head with a frying pan, leaving them both to rub their heads with great pain. "I've never seen the both of you act so childish in my life. This is not how we react to certain events. You should be ashamed."
"Sorry," the 2 said, angrily, turning the opposite direction.
"Good," Uncle Iroh concluded, "Now let's talk over a nice cup of ginseng tea."
10 minutes later…
"Training buddies?" Zuko asked curiously. "Wait, was she the girl who threw cakes at the mutated bunnies? (I don't know what they are called in this story, but it's not the lemurs. I know what they are, Momo is a lemur. But it's a mixture of bat and monkey, so I don't know what the rabbits are called. It could be a mixture of something else I don't know.)"
"Yup." Kiara answered.
"And the girl who drowned in a 2 inch mud puddle?"
Kiara glared, then answered, "Yeah."
"And the girl who believed she could fly, but ended up drowning in the puddle?"
Kiara continued to glare, but answered, "Yes, Zuko."
"And the girl who ate crap thinking it was chocolate?"
"IT HAD PEANUTS IN IT AND IT WAS WRAPPED IN A WHITE TYPE OF TISSUE!"
"And the girl who…!"
Kiara covered his mouth and yelled, "Okay! I think you remember me now!"
Zuko took off her hand and asked, "But if you knew me already, then why did you think that I was a girl?"
Kiara gave a glittery smile, "I wanted to see if you still had the same temper!"
"Some friend you are."
"I was just testing you."
"Hey wait a minute….WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE GUARDIAN THING?"
"Oh yeah, that...Uncle Iroh?"
"Your training with start tomorrow," Uncle Iroh said after taking another sip of tea.
"WHAT!" Prince Zuko yelled. "I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE?""Boy, you sure do love to yell," Kiara said in the background, "That was no joke," explains Uncle Iroh, "Throughout the whole battle, Kiara didn't have a single scratch. Not even from for last attempt. You definitely need training."
"That's right, Zuki!" Kiara teased, "Your gonna be taking orders from me now!"
"Great…." Zuko said sarcastically.
"It's not my fault you're a prince."
"Yeah, and it's not your fault why you ate crap, huh?"
"…."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
"Baldy…."
"I STILL HAVE HAIR!"
"But your mostly bald…"
"Oh, and that's not your fault either?"
"……."
"Thought so."
"At least you have some hair…"
"But I wouldn't be bald in the first place!"
Uncle Iroh sighed and continued to drink some tea, "It's not easy being an Uncle…."
END OF CHAPTER
Thank you for reading! Like I said the next chapter will be funny! (Hint hint: Zuko in a dress)