Okay, ummmmm...maybe this is not really funny as I expected, but my brother said it's ridiculos. Tch, brothers. Oh, and as I said before, I LOVE YOU PEOPLE WHO REVIEW MY STORY!...just not love love...just love like.

Chapter Four: "First Training Session"

7:00 am…

"ZUKI!" Kiara yelled while shaking Zuko in his sleep. "ZUKI, WAKE UP! IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF YOUR TRAINING!"

"Wha…What?" Zuko squinted and looked at Kiara. She had her hair down, with a head band, and was wearing a training tee with her belly button showing. Her pants were baggy and ended to her knees where the boundaries of her ninja shoes were. All of her clothes that she was wearing was black. He got back to bed without care, "Get out of my room."

"BUT YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!"

"I'm awake."

"THEN GET UP AND START THIS DAY WITH TRAINING!"

"Didn't I tell you to get out?"

"ZUKI! PLLLLEEEAAASSSEE! GET UP!"

"Are you out yet?"

"GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!"

"Get out, get out, get out…"

"NO! GET UP!"

"No, you get up."

"I AM UP, ZUKI!"

"Good, now get out."

"NO YOU GET OUT!"

"Get out."

"GET UP!"

"Get out."

"GET UP!"

"Get out."

"GET UP!"

"Get out."

"I SAID TO GET UP!"

"Your not gonna give up are you?"

"NO!"

"Okay…fine…." Zuko got up and walked out, while Kiara followed him through.

"I hope your ready…" Kiara said while walking.

"Ready for what?"

"Oh…nothing…"

"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!" You, suddenly, see Zuko in a cute pink ballerina suit with his hair down, looking miserable. Uncle Iroh and the rest of the fire benders hesitate to laugh, and would stop when Prince Zuko glared at them.

"Don't you look adorable!" Kiara teased.

"What exactly does this have to do with building up my skills?"

"Why, it builds up you confidence… In about 4 hours, we are going to a theater in which you are going to perform! Isn't that great?"

"PER-PERFORM! YOU DUMBASS! I'M GONNA PERFORM IN THIS RIDICULOUS OUTFIT!"

"If you think it's ridiculous then why are you wearing it?"

"I'M WEARING IT BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO!"

"…then why are you turning all red?"

"BECAUSE I'M ANGRY, YOU EXCUSE FOR A GUARDIAN!"

"Rrriiigghhhttt…Admit it…you like the dress…You think it makes you look so hot!"

Zuko steamed up and clenched his fists, "I'M A FLAT CHESTED, SEMI-MUSCULAR WOMAN AND I DON'T THINK BEING HALF BALD WOULD ATTRACT ANY GUY!"

"Right, right. Now, I think it's time for me to teach you he dance routine." Kiara said while walking towards Zuko's room.

"D-Dance routine?"

20 minutes later in Zuko's room…..

"Okay, Zuko get in your position!" Kiara turns on her radio and plays Hampton the Hamster: The Official Hamster Dance Song (for those who haven't heard it, a hamster sings it and it's like all technoish and bouncy. So Zuko would look absolutely weird doing this ballistic dance routine of mine..MWAHAHAAHAHA!.) Zuko turned around, waiting for the song to start. When the music started, he put his hands on his hip and shook it. Then he turned around and did the moonwalk. He, obviously, wasn't smiling. Then he laid his hands on his hip while the other hand spread out, then the other hand. Right after that, he put his position as a penguin and turned around 4 times, then did a little disco. Then he did glitter fingers. When the country hamster started singing, Zuko put his hands on his hips again and raised his other hand in the air. Then he raised the roof and spun around while hopping a little. He waved his hands side to side and continued to jump. When the country hamster sang again, he did the same routine, then repeated all the things he did towards the ending.

"Great! That was great Zuko!" Kiara clapped blissfully.

Zuko twitched and turned the other way, crossing his arms. He, suddenly, stopped and turned to Kiara, "You must be tired Kiara! Here, let me massage your neck for you…."

"Why, that would be nice, Zuko," Kiara blushed. Zuko ringed his hands around her neck, and slowly…..STRANGLED HER!

"I'M NOT GOING TO THE DAMN THEATHER, AND I'M NOT GOING TO PERFORM THERE!" Zuko yelled, "DO YOU THINK I'M FOOLISH ENOUGH TO DO THESE RIDICULOUS THINGS!"

Kiara coughed a little and swung him over her. They tumbled onto the ground, leaving Kiara on top of him, "No, but you have to listen to you guardian, and train. Trust me; I know what's best for you." She got off and dusted herself with a smile on her face. Zuko snorted and pushed her out of the room, "Get out." Then slammed the door behind her.

"He definitely needs to grow his hair…." Kiara said while walking away.

END OF CHAPTER

So what do you think. Maybe it's not that funny, huh?