Chapter 2: Showing Off

When Kyoko, Kenwa, and Ashimaru went through the door that Master Hand opened for them, the sight that met their eyes made them stagger back a bit. It was an enormous stage, floating in what looked like space except they could see the Smashers on the bleachers around the stage.

"OK, what're we doing?" Kenwa was scratching his head in confusion.

"Testing and showing your skills in battle. Look, see?" Master Hand pointed his index finger to the left end of the stage, where two wire-frame fighters had appeared.

"I'll go first." Kyoko took a step forward, cracking her knuckles at the same time. Then, using her thumb, she popped her katana out of its sheathe.

The noise attracted the wire-frames' attention; whose numbers were now sixteen. They ran toward the Japanese woman. She smiled. 'Finally, a fight,' she thought. When they reached her, she sliced through most of them. Then, summoning energy, she threw a barrage of dark energy balls at them.

From the bleachers, Mewtwo scowled. "Humph. She took my attack."

Many more fighters started to appear all around Kyoko. She didn't seem scared; she just started to kick their butts faster. At one point, it looked like she was going to be covered in wire-frames. Then she shouted. "Darkness' Requiem!" A sphere of shadow encircled her, and then spread out in a flash. The wire-frames couldn't do a thing.

A whoop went through the crowd. Kyoko faced them and beamed. "Thank you, thank you," she said, while shooting a crowd of fighters with water in the form of a dragon.

"Right, next!"

Kyoko jumped to the side of the stage, doing a triple front flip on the way. Kenwa didn't immediately run on stage. Instead, he calculated where the majority of the wire-frames were, and then iced the floor from where he stood, right underneath the fighter frames, and into another group. Then, he slid onto the ice.

Having being born in the icy mountains, Kenwa of course knew how to skate or more importantly, snowboard. He did just that as he zipped along on his ice path, smacking the wire-frames with the flat of his sword. Forming a spike of ice in his hand, he threw it at a straight line of wire-frames. "Anyone want shish kabob?" he shouted. The majority of the Smashers laughed.

"Are you finished?" Master Hand was tapping its fingers on the ground in an annoyed gesture. "Quite," Kenwa said as he high-kicked a wire-frame.

Kenwa then skated off to the side of stage, performing a double Lutz for show. Zelda giggled and clapped her hands despite herself. "This is better then watching you kick Ganondorf around with one finger, Link!"

The Hylian hero grunted. "Showoff."

"Right. Next!"

Ashimaru strolled onto the fighting stage. After looking this way and that, he ran toward one of the wire-frames.

"Haiyahh!" His fist was covered in flame now, and striking Captain Falcon's pose, he thrust his fist into the wire-frame's stomach.

Captain Falcon spat out the soda he had been just about to drink. "Where'd he learn that? He hasn't seen that from me yet!"

Ashimaru answered as he hit a crowd of the opponents with Din's Fire. "I watched videos of your tournaments, Smashers!" He turned around and materialized….a cannon on his right arm.

"Booyah! How you like that, buttfaces?" He blasted more wire-frames with a charged shot.

"You done yet?" "Yep."

The remaining wire-frame fighters disappeared.

"All right. Now that you've seen what these three can do, what do y'all think?"

Yells of approval came from the bleachers.

"Shut up!" Master Hand was red, if that was possible. 'Cricket, cricket….'

"OK, Zelda, Link, and Nana, show them to their rooms." Master Hand waved a pinkie at the mentioned people.

Kyoko tapped Master Hand on his….hand. "Um, Master Hand, was it?"

Master Hand shifted his….hand to…look at her. "Hmm?"

Kyoko looked a bit nervous. "We just need two rooms, that's all."

Master Hand was confused now. "But there's three of you."

Kenwa chipped in. "Oh, it's just that Kyoko and I are used to sharing a room and-oof!" Kyoko had 'accidentally' hit Kenwa in the stomach with a rock the size of a badger. Kyoko's face was a mask of surprise. "Gomen nasai! I was just chucking rocks for fun, and hit you, Kenwa!" But anyone with half a brain could see she had stopped him from going on.

Zelda's hair was slightly out of order from hearing that. "That…."

"What happened?" Link held her hand to stop her from falling. Zelda told him what she had heard.

"What was that?" Samus was walking past them, and had only heard a part of what had been said. Zelda filled her in.

"Zelda, we're waiting for you!" Nana, standing by the floating hand, motioned to Zelda with her hammer.

Master Hand was ticked off truly now. He had to deal with Peach's mouth, idiot Smashers, and now deaf women, all in the same day! He wished he had a beer.

"Coming!" A plan was already forming in her sharp mind.

Updates from….me:

Already have two more chapters written. I guess I'll submit them when I get a review…..