BEDROOM ROBBERS

Kagome's frail human senses tried their best to ignore the pounding rain crashing against the shameful beautifully crafted Angel Corp. building, better known as the best whore house in Aeishtieru City; where men come from all over to have the incurable burning in their pants quenched by the Angel Corp. Angels. The angels here are no angels, no more than mere mortals. Not even mortals, just vessels used for masculine pleasure.

Here you are put in two groups, a wisher or the hopeless. A wisher is scarce among the many faceless toys around here. The wishers are so tired from the obstacles life has given them that they can't even lift they're heads up high enough to see a solution to their shameful occupations. At the end of the day all they can say is "I wish". The only alternative most of them can hear is the calling of promised a death. The hopeless as you probably have guessed are the ones who don't care and never will. The men take as much of them as they can before there is nothing left but they're greed for material things which drives the need to do this job. Why would you go to law school to become a doctor when you could let a man lie on top of you for thirty minutes and make four hundred dollars a day?

'Yeah, the model life. Exactly what my mother wanted for me.' She thought narrowing her eyes sarcasm a frequent voice in her mind.

Which one is Kagome? Neither. Kagome is on a whole different level. If she wished for anything she would chase that dream until she had no more breath within her body. She uses her anger against the world to keep her from going under into some man's lap. Men are equivalent to trash to Kagome. Something as simple as their penises would be they're demise. They would gladly throw away 20 years of commitment for a cheap screw in the worst conditions, what filthy vile creatures they are. But then again she wasn't a whore was she?

A friend once told Kagome rain is a sign of bad things to come, so surely she was skeptical when her friends told her of some rich middle aged man who was feeling self-conscious about his ageing body, and was willing to pay six thousand dollars for one hour with her beautiful body in the master suite. Well not her but Mimi. Who is Mimi? Some whore who apparently didn't give a rat's ass about her body. On the receipt he paid for full contact pleasure around here that is known as no condom. It made no difference to Kagome because what she was about to do required no protection just a client. What the man Kagome was currently leading down the dark corridor by the front of his pants and his horniness doesn't know won't hurt him.

She looked back at the cowardice man behind her leading him blindly into something he hadn't done before. She smiled forcedly back at him assuring him that she was going to lead him into the experience of his life; an angel wouldn't lie right? She rolled her eyes as he repeatedly stepped on the back of her dress which was trailing behind her majestically only making his need for her touch grow.

She felt sick every time she began to do this. Not from being nervous but from the stench of sex hanging thick in the air and, the symphony of off pitch moans racking her nerves. The ear shattering thunder wasn't helping either.

"This torture will be over soon." she said as the darkness of the master suite swallowed her and her client whole when she entered.

"W-what did you say?"

"Nothing prince." She dubbed him because of his costume, which ironically happened to be a prince's outfit.

The man seemed wary of the newly darker surroundings his eyes starved for light oblivious of the date, for tonight was Darkness Day the darkest night of the year. The moon and the sun align in such perfect harmony that they cancel each other out engulfing the Earth in busy darkness, and every Darkness Day Angel Corp. throws a ball. During the ball the men come dressed in 18th century clothing (as do the whores), pick any girl, take them up to a room, and have their way with them, and Kagome just happened to be there every year on this day to celebrate the financial possibilities.

She pawed his chest at the same time moving her gloved hand closer and closer to the bulge in his pants. As she progressed he seemed uncertain of the darkness as if he needed reassurance that she was actually there. Ignoring this she continued to remove the prince's outfit. Usually she let nothing bother her during this process but his constant roaming hands attaching themselves to her mask and other parts of her body was starting to piss her off.

"What is wrong my Prince?" She spoke seductively speaking into his ears in soft purrs.

"I want to see your face. Take off the mask." He sounded a little squeaky to be middle aged. She put her small hand in his pants finger walking around his rather puny length. She applied no pressure or made no actual contact yet he shrunk back in pleasure.

'Spare me Prince more like toad.' She rolled her eyes concealing her hatred with the dark.

"Cinderella must never reveal herself or her evil step sister will find out her true identity." She said.

"Might we at least turn on the lights?" He begged his voice failing him now and then for the pleasure.

"Now, now don't pout. Besides I have a surprise for you Prince." She unbuttoned his ruffled shirt.

"A s--surprise"

"Yes, Prince Charming today is your lucky day." She growled playfully taking her gloved hand out of his pants. He was disappointed that she didn't actually make contact but when he started to see movement in the near darkness all men's fantasy came true for him as two more females stepped out of the darkness. Of course all he could see was their slender curvaceous silhouettes and other easily noted features likeher hair pulled back behind heron the first girl and the second girl pulling what looked like a scarf between her fists.

Kagome lit a candle that was on the dresser and grinned at the girls. The candle only provided enough light for him to see the second girl had soft brown hair and brown eyes and, the first girl's hairstopped past her neckat the top of her backa light steel gray color, and she had... dog ears! No the ears were much to big to be dog ears so they must be wolf ears and a tail was swishing rapidly behind her.

'I wonder how she got her costume to look so life like.' He thought trying to see through their almost transparent dresses. Sango approached him with mischievous eyes but a reassuring smile and purred to him "You're gonna love this I promise." She stuffed the scarf in his mouth tying it around his head.

"Comfortable?" she asked.

"Acktually ihs a lihhle to tihh (Actually it's a little too tight.)."

"Good." Sakiya the girl with long hair stepped up with handcuffs that seemed to be broken.

"Watch the birdy like a good little man." He watched in amazement as she shuffled the broken cuffs in her hands and finally stopped to find them once again connected. She handcuffed him to the bedposts, his arms and legs spread like a sacrificial lamb.

For the finishing touch Kagome tied a red scarf around the man's eyes. Suddenly the man felt soft glove covered hands removing his clothing. When the hands stopped all that remained on his hairy body were his boxers. He found this weird because, wasn't that the most important piece of clothing that needed to be removed?

Kagome scowled when she spied the beautiful ring suffocating his index finger. Sakiya put a friendly hand on her shoulder while Sango said" We know but now is not the time." She nodded and began rummaging through his pants pockets. She pulled out a thick wad of money and smiled to her friends. They removed their mask and grinned. She looked like she was going to barf as she removed the glove she used to '' pleasure'' him. The man's constant shuffling caused the scarf to fall from his eyes which widened when he saw the thick wad of money in Kagome's hand.

"Wha ahh yahh dohin!" Kagome growled as his shocked eyes landed on they're faces.

Click. That's the sound of his assured death the man thought as sweat ran down his face, the barrel of a silver gun wielded by Sakiya between his eyes, the name angel etched on the side of the barrel.

"You just couldn't be still could you toad?" She spat out venomously as they removed their many layers of the 18th century dresses they had on to reveal, street clothes. Sakiya put her finger on the trigger.

"Nah! Dohnn hill meh pleahh pleahh, I haa hids!(No don't kill me please I have kids!)" His pleas seemed to fall on deaf ears. He screamed again soaking the scarf with saliva from his cries.

"Pleahs, pleahs!" He pleaded one last time tears running down his face absorbed by the scarf. Sakiya pulled harder and harder letting him cry until he lost hope and his fears were caught in his throat. A click was heard resounding from the empty barrel. He fainted from the mere thought of dieing his head falling limp against the headboard.

"Bastard he would use his kids' names as a shield!" Sango said angrily. Sakiya looked at the gun in her hand with disgust and put it in its holster on the inside of her thigh.

"Wasn't even loaded." She said staring down at the unconscious man the cold metal against her thigh. Incongruously she felt offended that he thought she would kill him.

"He just fainted, I didn't even hit him." Sango said standing up and putting her bald up fist on her hips. Kagome smiled at her friend.

"Let's go home girls. We've made another successful withdrawal from Bank of Men." They locked the door and slipped out of Angel Corp. unnoticed by anyone inside or out.

Six o'clock in the morning

A cop chewed on his blueberry filled donut when a nebulous distress signal entered his cop car radio. He answered taking another glutinous bite.

"Murphy we got another one." Harry said tiredness in his eyes.

"That's the third one this week." Murphy scowled.

"This time they left him in the room barely dressed nothing but his boxers on. They're getting cocky this time they did it together." Harry said.

"Did he have any information?"

"The boys are gonna question him after he is a little less traumatized." Harry sighed.

"Is he gonna do anything about it?"

"The bastard is spoken for he says he doesn't want his wife to find out about his special needs that apparently she can't give him in bed so he won't alert the media." Harry said.

"Ah hell Harry, why do we always get the cases no one gives a left nut about? Nobody's going to take them seriously as long as the wenches keep cock teasing those pussies that won't do anything! I want to see action!" Harry smiled at his young naive partner.

"Well looks like the Bedroom Robbers get to go free yet again."

Okay there is the first chapter of Bedroom Robbers again. I changed some stuff around and added some things it's not entirely different but, I like it better. I hope you do to, so review and tell me so. Or tell me that you hate it, just as long as you review. The only regrets I have about erasing it the first time is having to get rid of my reviews…I appreciate them, so thanks to anyone who cares to read and review again.

- Unseen Jade Eyed Wolf