Um, I suppose this is sooner than Friday. Actually, it's only Wednesday, so it's a lot sooner but hey. I'm getting a lot of reviews now, so I figure I'd better keep up. And now, for our feature presentation.

Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of its characters. If I did then things would be, well, different, now wouldn't they?

Running Away

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Trunks's P.O.V.

"Aaaah! I hate that little slut. She can barely form a complete sentence, and he's still crazy for her. Nine my ass. He probably won't come until 11:00, if he even comes at all. We've been basically out of contact for months on end and what do I get? 'Sorry, I'm going out with Valice tonight. I'll be there at nine, at the latest' AAAAAAAAAAH!"

"TRUNKS VEGETA BRIEFS, STOP THAT YELLING RIGHT NOW!" could be heard from the mouth of an angry human from downstairs.

"WELL THANKS FOR SETTING A GREAT EXAMPLE, MOM!"

"I SAID SHUT UP!"

"FINE I WILL!"

"WELL YOU'RE NOT DOING A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT."

"SHUT UP! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE, I'M LEAVING!

"FINE, I'LL GET YOUR FATHER TO HELP YOU PACK.

"SHUT UP YOU STUPID MOTHER F-ING WHORE OF A GOD DAMN BITCH."

"VEGETA, KILL YOUR SON FOR ME THIS INSTANT."

Oh crap, now I was in trouble.

'Any minute now dad's gonna burst through that door and kill me slowly and painfully. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! … Wait, what's this? No response? The door's still on its hinges. I'm saf—or at least that's what they want me to think. Maybe I should just run away. I mean all I would need is a few dozen capsules that might accidentally go off while I'm walking and kill me in some strange manner. Let's see; one for the house, the car, the furniture, a food supply, kitchen appliances, etc. Now where did I put that spare stash? NO WAY! HOW DID THEY FIND IT? WHY WERE THEY SEARCHING MY ROOM? Alright, well I guess I'd better go to the main capsule room. Wait, no, they'll expect that. I should go to the spare capsule room. Wait, no again. They'll no that I've thought that far ahead, but will think that that is where I'll stop. I should go to the main room.'

Nobody's P.O.V.

Hi, it's me again. I'll be taking control of this story for the remainder of the time because that's what I feel like doing. So, here it goes.

Trunks raced down to the main capsule room and found something that he did not expect there greeting him. Right there, in front of him, was nothing but and none other than a very imposing figure. Standing there at a very short height was a three foot pile of used condoms.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww," was the only thing that could come out of the mouth of a very disgusted Trunks Briefs. "Now, to sneak out slowwwwly."

"Uhhh, Trunks, where do you think you're going?"

"Holy f, it's you!"

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Trunks- So, who's this mystery person?

Kaiser- What mystery person?

Goten- The one you put at the end dimbo. Is it Bulma?

Trunks- Is it Vegeta?

Kaiser- (sarcastically) Is it a non-existent evil twin? Can't you guys just wait for the next chapter?

Trunks/Goten- NO!

Kaiser- Aw, that's too bad.

Trunks- He's evil.

Goten- Really, I hadn't guessed.

(Trunks sticks tongue out a at Goten)

Kaiser- Umm yeah, let's leave it at that.

Well, that's all folks. Thanks for all the reviews guys. My next chapter should be up by Friday. You know, the day this one was supposed to be up. I just couldn't wait any longer. I've already written up to chapter seven. I just like making you wait for each one. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Later, dudes.