Okay people, this is it, the 'reversal of fortune' if you will. Heh, I said if you will. Heh, I said heh. Heh, this is one of those Family Guy Moments (I don't own it, duh) isn't it? But this isn't a Family Guy fic, is it now? If you'll notice though, I have all the proper underlining. That's what we reviewed in English class today. Whoopee! I'm great in English class. It makes me feel smart (that doesn't happen too often). Just so you're all aware, my attention span is super short right now, and I get sidetracked easily. That means I'm having a good day (that doesn't happen too often either).

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Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of its characters. If I did, then things would be, well, different, now wouldn't they?

Subconscious Discussions

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Trunks' POV

"So … what I wanted to say is- -."

"Oh kami, yes, of course, Goten. I didn't think you'd ever ask.

I flung myself onto my slightly taller Saijyn friend, giving him the biggest hug of his life.

"Uh, Trunks, what are you talking about?"

"That depends. What were you going to tell me?

"I was going to say that Valice broke up with me broke up with me so I might seem a little distant…ya know, until I get over this."

"Well then, I was talking about absolutely nothing. So, you wanna talk? Is that why you were early?"

"Yeah, it is. I don't get it. What did I do wrong? I attended to her every need, I bought her everything she could ever want, I took her anywhere she could want to go, I gave her my life and she still cut it off."

"Goten, you didn't do anything wrong. You're perfect in my mind. She's gonna be the one that's sorry. Seriously, everyone wants to go out with either me or you, even the straight guys. Hell, if I was a girl, I'd go out with you in an instant."

"Yeah, you're right, a little freaky, but still right. I can get any girl I want. She should feel honored just to have gone out with me at all!"

"Whoa, man, I wanted to make you feel better, not give you a big head. Calm down Mr. Macho Man. So, what did she say, where'd you go. Come on man give me details. Goten, Goten?"

Goten's POV

'God he's so cute when he acts like a giddy little school girl. Holy hell, did I just think that.'

'Yes you did,' commented a mysterious voice.

I decided to respond; with great tact I might add, simply by saying, 'Who the fuck are you.'

'I'm your subconscious.'

'Oooooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy. Let's assume I believe you. What do you want?'

'First off, if you're gonna come to me and ask questions then don't doubt who I am. Secondly, it's not what I wan, it's what you want kid. Thirdly, what you want to know is if you like Trunks or not.

'No, I'm fine. I know I don't like him, so it's cool.' But what if I do like him?

'Hello, subconscious here. I can hear your thoughts. Actually, this whole conversation is your thoughts, so, yeah.

'Damn, that's right. You're evil, ya know.'

'Alright, here's your answer. You don't like him- -'

'Oh, phew. Trunks would probably think I'm a freak if I did. '

'And I think you're rude for interrupting. What I was going to say is that you don't like him, you're in love with him.'

'Yeah right, he's my best friend. I couldn't think of him that way.'

'What part of subconscious don't you get? I'm your fully honest self; I can't be wrong about you.'

'Damnit, you're not supposed to have good points. Oh well, just because it's true doesn't mean he has to know.'

"Goten," I heard a voice in the distance.

"Goten," there it was again but closer this time.

"Goten," yeah now it was right up in my face.

'Hold on. That sounded like Trunks. Oh my kami, he needs my help.'

I sprung open my eyes and was about to leap off the couch when I noticed Trunks, two inches from my face.

'I must be so red right now. I hope he doesn't notice.'

Trunks POV

I guess I didn't realize how close I'd gotten until he woke up. I blushed so furiously; I was sure he would notice. I backed off a little so he couldn't see my face.

"Hey, Ten-chan, what happened? I asked you for details and you just blacked out."

"I don't know, but it was really we- -"

"Hold on. I think I see someone out in the hallway."

I bolted out of the room to try and catch the culprit, but by the time I got there he had disappeared.

"Hey, Goten, I guess it was just my… I see you're asleep again, ay. You must have…'

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Trunks: So, why did I just stop speaking in the middle of a sentence?

Kaiser: Oh, I have my reasons.

Goten: Chu crazy, bruda.

Kaiser: What's his problem?

Trunks: He wants to be Jamaican.

Kaiser: That's… interesting.

Goten: Ya, man.

Kaiser: Okay stop. Please, just stop.

Goten: What's wrong, am I bad at it.

Kaiser: Yes, and you're annoying me

Trunks- Welcome to my life.

(Goten sticks out tongue).

Kaiser: You're just as bad Trunks so shut up.

Trunks: Oh, that was low.

Kaiser: Not my fault. You set yourself up for it man.

Trunks: So what you're telling me is that, you're an idiot, writing about two idiots.

Kaiser: You finally said something smart, hurray.

I know. Kind of a weird place to leave off but I'll explain next chapter. I'll probably update Sunday. I'm gonna be gone all day Saturday so it's kinda out of the question. Please review. Reviews make me feel special. (Like I said, doesn't happen often).