A/N: …no way. Is it possible? I'm actually…free! Woohoo! I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It's over, baby! (stops jumping up and down in glee and stares at stupefied readers). OK, sorry about that. Didn't mean to creep you all out. Um, ok then, sooo…(crickets chirp awkwardly). Anyway, now that summer is here and, (just in case you didn't catch it), I'm free (hehehe), I might be a little more regular on this story. So, without further ridiculous ado…(Jambey's talkative subconscious: I'm free you know. Jambey: Shut the #$&/ up!)…ahem, let the story continue!

racle: Thanks, 'bout time I listened to you. Mad Mod? Hmmmm (thinks evil things) I'll take it into consideration.

BlackGothFaerie: Wow, someone who understands me! I think you're the only one who guessed correctly! I just find the theme song so silly! However, lemme see if I change my mind, I tend to do that. M Bop? Sorry, I kinda hate that song, or maybe I hated the singers' hair…never stopped to think about it. Yes, Raven is a brave soul. I'm awful sorry I haven't finished reading your fic, I promise I'll get right on it.

Dozer: Thank you (smiles smugly). Yes, I feel awfully like a sadist right now (Muahahahaha!). Ok, sorry about that.

Stardog3434: Hey, thanks a lot:) Well, BB is a very disturbed little fellow. You'll see in a minute.

The Mad shoe: You got it.

Regrem Erutaerc: (stares shocked at review window, blinks twice and immediately checks title again) Am I writing a story already written? Hehehe, just kidding, I appreciate all the ideas, and I'm glad your reading my story. This fic really doesn't focus on pairings, though, what with everyone acting kind of insane. I'll keep your ideas in mind. Thanks for the review, and here's another chapter.

The lone psychopath: Whew, that's a relief! Well, truth be told, I used to like the Pokémon movies, but I didn't get past the 2nd Mew Two one (I hate it when they make a zillion movies, like the Land Before Time, or the Buddy movies). Well, relax, I don't work for Disney.

let's point out the obvious: Hehehe, just a little? Thanks, you got that right!

SoulPoet: Well, BB isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, as we all know, and he just doesn't know what is really funny, what with being driven insane and all. Besides, he wants to be the one to make her laugh, the shows are just to threaten her mental state. And NO one would confuse BB with Dave Chappelle in the humor department, if you catch my drift.

crazybritoutforevangelooks: Scott Menville was in My Little Ponies! Okay, did NOT need to know that. Okay, no offense, but mangoes are 2nd place on my "Foods I Hate List". I just can't stand them. (Hears suspicious sound. Looks over shoulder, no one there.) Dang, your good! See ya later, blue mango man.

FantasyObsessed: Well thanks, you're the only one to reassure me on that point, appreciate it. Don't worry, I will.

DragonGirl: Wow, doesn't someone have the attention span of a goldfish! (3 seconds). Ohh, cheesefries! (Jambey knocks over three people to get to fries). Hehehe.

lovex3spell: Aren't we all?

Insanity 101: Bout time I got to you! Smoky casino? Sounds like your cup of tea, hehehe…thanks. Don't worry, I will, and about the other I won't, I just got to work out a few self-induced kinks.

LyraaSnow: Thanks a lot :) Never seen that show, thankfully. Just you wait. Thanks.

TheSkeet: Thanks, just my common musings. Well, here we are!

The Wrath of Azerath: Well thank you, it's just my opinion (hehehe).

Threeandfourforever: Uh, yeah! You tell 'em!

Oh, by the way, I seriously recommend listening to the songs as they present themselves, cos it's much funnier that way. At the end, I can tell you where to find them, if you don't have them. Okay, here goes nothing:

Have you ever wondered whether something would explode if you stared at it long enough?

Raven sure did. Even without her powers.

"C'mon you stupid thing," the sorceress muttered to herself, as she stared fixedly (a bit cross-eyed) at the screen. No matter how long she concentrated, however, the images of the obese yellow bear and the unknown-gendered child continued to play.

Raven let out a long pent-up breath. Great.

It seemed like an eternity since Beast Boy had left her with the non-stop flow of Winnie the Pooh. She was currently watching episode 19, "The New Eeyore".

"Hello, hello," stated Eeyore stupidly over and over again as he stared at a picture of a donkey on the wall, oblivious of Piglet coming up behind him, blindfolded.

"C'mon, get out of the way, Eeyore, before Piglet sticks that pin into your behind!" Raven shouted frantically. Suddenly, she shook her head violently.

Did I seriously just say that? she wondered, stupefied (A/N: I'm using that word alot these days. Oopsies, sorry, keep reading).

Oh my God, this is actually getting to me! she thought, letting out a growl of frustration.

Suddenly, the image disappeared. Raven lifted her head quickly. It was unmistakable, the screen had gone blank.

"Alleluia" thought Raven crossly, yet relieved. I just wish it had done that 3 hours ago

"Had enough?" asked a voice from somewhere in the room. Raven looked all around her, scowling, trying to locate the originator of the voice.

"Don't even try to find me. You can't see me, but I can see and hear everything you do."

Raven raised her eyebrows as she stared at a clump of stuffed animals to her left. "You're in that pile of teddy bears."

A green elfish ear poking out of the pile twitched, and suddenly the green elf emerged. "Blast!" he exclaimed, dusting himself off gloweringly. Raven smirked smugly.

"Okay, fine, be that way," he muttered sullenly, as he took a bear off from the top of his head.

Suddenly, Beast Boy smiled grimly, fingering an empty tape case in his hand.

Raven stared at it warily. "What's that?"

"This little beauty is what's going to make you sing like a canary. Uh, well, or laugh like a…um, well, anyway, you're just going to love this!"

Raven stared at him tiredly. "Are you going to show it to me this millennium?"

Beast Boy gave her the same look he did when Raven had said "Just start the movie." before he had turned on Wicked Scary. She didn't even threaten to kill me! he thought indignantly. This is going to be a lot harder than I thought.

He clicked the remote, and the image flashed before them. Raven barely had time to register the images before her, before the sappy tune rolled out…

The hills are alive

with the sound of music

Raven's face sagged like a deflated balloon. "You have got to be kidding me!" she cried, utterly astounded and disgusted.

BB grinned evilly. "Ready to hear a joke, then?"

With songs they have sung

for a thousand years

Raven knew she was made of tougher stuff than that. Affirming her resolve, and quickly rearranging her face into the shadow of her old, derisive self, she said, "I can't believe you'd call this pathetic attempt of cheerfulness torture! Surely even you, Beast Boy, aren't that stupid!"

BB froze, and didn't say anything for several seconds. Just when Raven was beginning to get worried, Beast Boy did something unexpected; he let out a long laugh.

"Muahahahaha! My dear, sweet Raven!" Raven frowned at the hateful nickname. She hated to be called such.

Beast Boy's face portrayed an expression Raven couldn't quite read. Without another word, he turned and walked over to a big box near the stairs Raven hadn't noticed before.

"So, The Sound of Music is child's play for you, eh? Well, try watching it with something on the side. Say hello to my little friends!"

(A/N: Night on Bald Mountain, by Modest Mussorgsky, plays. If you don't know, it's that creepy music they put in that scene in Fantasia with the ghosts and devils. It's in a lot of cartoons. If you don't know it, check the end of the chapter to find a sample to hear, I'm sure you'll recognize it immediately.)

With that, Beast Boy kicked over the box on it's side. Out came a large quantity of frightening creatures commonly known as Furbies.

"Lala, oh, ee, ah, la, lala!"

Despite all the self control and calm Raven had managed to collect over years of meditation and training, all that disappeared as the army began to march over to her.

"Ahhhh! NO! ANYTHING BUT THIS! BEAST BOY, STOP THEM…!" Raven hollered, as she violently rocked the chair, attempting to get loose.

"Muahahaha! Who's stupid now?" asked Beast Boy triumphantly, hands on his lips, a maniacal smile plastered all over his face.

Raven shook the chair so much, that it turned over and crashed into the ground. Now she had a sideways view of the marching troops, especially the leader, a black and white Furbie with a general's hat, which was heading straight for her face.

The hills fill my heart

with the sound of music…

"Noooooo…!"

A/N: TO BE CONTINUED! Hehehe, so, howd it go? Okay, for those of you who want to hear a sample of Night on Bald Mountain, listen to the sample offered from the Remastered Original Soundtrack of Fantasia on Amazon dot com, product details, Disc 2, song #5. If you already read the chapter, than read it again while playing the music! The same goes for the Sound of Music. Please review so I'll know if you liked this chapter or not! Toodles,

Jambey