Chaos and Destruction

Chapter One: Meeting but not knowing

"Hey, you can wait out here. Koenma's in a meeting." Botan said pointing to the thick mahogany doors. The voices inside were muffled by the thick doors, decimating the fierce argument inside.

"Whoever's in there has a nice pair of lungs," Yusuke joked. The yelling continued to grow louder, almost threatening to blow down the doors. The loud office created echoes in the long, empty hallway.

"Jeez, who's in there, anyhow? They're starting to hurt my ears…"Yusuke complained, rubbing his ringing ears. Poor Kurama was suffering a massive headache because of his sensitive ears. (Ya know, cuz he's a fox demon and he has really sensitive hearing...Hiei might too, but...whatever...)

Botan smiled. "You'll see." Her smiled never faltered as a girl with long waist-length brown hair and brown eyes ran up to Botan, panting. She was wearing black capri's and a red top with white K-Swiss sneakers. She seemed about 5'4". "Ganaru! What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in there? Why are you breathing hard? Did you run here...Are you okay?"

The girl, Ganaru, smiled at the worrying girl. "You ask too many questions Botan. I was supposed to be in there," she said, pointing to the loud office. "But I had to call my mom. She worries, ya know? So then I ran back here 'cuz Rey told me earlier that this was an important meeting. So here I am, talking to you, afraid of going in there to face my doom."

She glanced at Koenma's office. "Are we always that loud, damn!" Botan laughed. "Yeah, you guys are. You might want to get in there before Minoko kills you." Ganaru looked shocked.

"She would, wouldn't she?" The girl walked to the door and pushed it open only to have it push back on her. A girl popped her head through. "Oh, I'm sorry Ganaru. I didn't see you there."

She had long violet hair, swept up in a messy bun, with purple eyes. She was wearing a kimono similar to Botan's except it was blue. She stood about 5'3". As she was helping up the fallen girl another man came out. He had sloppy black hair falling over his green eyes. He was wearing an outfit similar to Youko's in black and green.

Botan smiled again. "Hi Minoko, Aiden. Where's Sirano and Reynna?"

The man, Aiden, pointed at the office. "Probably still fighting with Diaper Rash." He answered shrugging, giving him the image of the laid-back kind of guy. He was tall, about 6'4".

"Yeah, they never stop bickering." Minoko sighed. "I guess it's only natural. I mean, they are twins after all."

"Yes, I agree. Brothers and sisters always fight. But what would take them this long? Are they fighting with themselves or Koenma?" Botan pondered. (Thats a funny little word...okay, I'll stop.)

"I dunno. I'll get them." Ganaru said taking in a big gulp of air. "MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY! GET YOUR TWIN BUTTS OVER HERE!"

"SHUT UP WOMAN! KEEP YOUR INSUFFERABLE MOUTH TO YOURSELF!" A male with spiky silver hair and on the side of his head was a piece of black hair and flaming blue eyes walked out of the office. He had on jeans and a red Rancid tee with black sneakers. He seemed about 5'7". "What the hell is your problem?" he yelled in the girls face. Apparently he didn't notice he was called a girl.

"Oh God. Many things." Another girl walked out of the office. She had long silver hair, reaching past the back of her knees, with natural black bangs framing her pale face.(The black is natural...its like a family trait...) Her icy-blue eyes shined with annoyance as she stared at her said brother. She was plainly the shortest, standing at a small height of 4'8".

Ganaru pouted in the corner, plotting to humiliate her teammates.

Noticing the boys, Aiden stuck out his hand. "The names Aiden. And you are?"

"Yusuke Urameshi. Nice to meet 'cha!"

"I'm Ganaru Kozina! I control the element of wind!"

" Kuzuma Kuwabara! It's nice to meet you lovely ladies!"

"Smooth. Names Minoko, call me Noko."

"Pleasure. I'm Kurama."

"I'm Sirano Cozeniko and since that midget isn't gunna give out her name, I'll tell you. Meet my sister Reynna."

"Hn. Hiei."

Reynna sighed. "Well that wasted 10 minutes of my life and I'll never get it back." She started to walk away mumbling about 'asshole demons causing trouble'.

Sirano whistled. "Pessimistic much?"

"Ugh. Rano, you dumbass leave her alone. You know she's mad." Minoko slapped his arm then started to walk after Reynna. "Besides, Rano, she can kick your sorry ass."

Sirano grabbed his chest. "Ouch, Noko. What kind of girlfriend are you?" he mocked, pretending to be hurt. Minoko rolled her eyes.

"The kind that can kick you to the curb," Ganaru giggled between 'coughs'. Sirano scoffed. "Nice, Naru, I feel loved."

"Well you should. You have to wear a tux!"

"So? You have to wear a dress! D-R-E-S-S!"

Ganaru frowned. "How rude.Ohhh! That's why Rey's so mad!"Ganaru exclaimed, realization flashing in her eyes.

"Yeah," Aiden said, joining the conversation. "We came here to talk about it."

"Oh, sorry I missed it. I had to talk to my mom. She started freaking out, saying stuff like 'Where have you been? I miss you. Your rooms a mess…blah blah blah'. When will she shut up?"

"Oh, Naru," Aiden sighed. "She just misses her wittle wirl." He said talking like a baby.

Ganaru scowled. "Very funny. At least I'm not getting married next year. You're committing yourself to a lifetime of misery, brats, and nagging relatives. Haha," she laughed before chasing after her teammates.

Aiden stood there, stunned, scared, and worried. "You okay? Aiden? Are you in there? Hello?" Botan called out waving her hand in front of his blank face. "Aid, you in there?"

Aiden looked at the blue haired girl and chuckled. "Oh, God. If Naru's getting to me now what will become of the future," he joked. "I really need a vacation from her."

Botan laughed. "I seriously think we all do. Especially when Reynna isn't mad. She's worse than Ganaru!"

"When they both team up is bad beyond belief. They've pranked me so many times on my birthday, I think they got me for every year I've been alive…and that's ," he paused- for either effect or he was thinking- then looked shocked. "172 times!"

Botan giggled. "Maybe you should go home to Shinatzu! Tell Minoko that I need to talk to her when you see her."

Aiden smiled then nodded. "Will do. Nice to meet you," he told the 4 boys before giving Botan a hug and walking off in the direction his teammates took.

"They seemed nice," Yusuke said. "That Sirano guy had awesome hair."

Kuwabara nodded. "Yeah, those girls were hot…especially the short one. She would be the perfect girlfriend for Shrimpy!"

"Baka, she would kill you if you said that in front of her…since she's not, I will!" Hiei said before pulling out his katana, only to have Kurama stop him.

"I'm sure Koenma's waiting for us. I think we've been out here for too long. Let's go," he said as he walked in the office.

"He only said that because he likes Ganaru," Yusuke whispered to Kuwabara as they fallowed Botan and Hiei inside the office.

Kuwabara just sniggered and nodded. "Wait…" Kuwabara stopped walking as did Yusuke.

"What is it, Kuwabara?"

"Who the hell were they?"


Oh God. At first I was gunna introduce them as the Universal Spirit Detectives or Continental Spirit Detectives...but, alas, i forgot to say that! God I'm hopeless...anyway, which one do you think sounds better? Universal or Continental? You chose...


-------------/ Oh boy. I don't like how this came out…Personally I don't know where this is going…I just wanted to put it up here./--------------