Switched Identities
Yayness! The second chapter! Thanx 2 all the people who enjoyed "Child"!
What the Hell Happened?
Beast Boy opened his eyes. He saw the white of the emergency room ceiling. Beast Boy sighed and turned his green head to ask Raven is she was all right.
But how can that be?
Beast Boy was lying on the other bed. What! But he was here! If Beast Boy was there but HE himself was here... then...
Beast Boy shakily glanced at his hands. They weren't green. They were pale rey. He turned his head around. He's wearing a cape! Purple hair!
"Aah!" His voice was high pitched - like a girls.
"What, what happened?" Raven jolted up. But she also had a shocked expression. "How... you.. what...?" She gasped at her voice. Then she looked at herself, and screamed afterwards. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ME!"
"YOU! WHAT ABOUT ME?"
The nearest lamp exploded. Raven, who was in Beast Boy's body, held one hand on her eyes in shame.
"We've been switched! Oh my god! I can't go looking like you forever!" Beast Boy in Raven's body complained. "I have a life! I haven't even gotten my first kiss! I haven't even got a moped yet! Aaaww! Why me? Why me?" His complaints made random objects in the room float around. A book hit Raven's head.
"Ow! MAN! Your powers are WEIRD!"
"Beast Boy..."
"How am I gonna live like this?"
"Beast Boy..."
"What am I gonna dooooooo?"
"BEAST BOY!"
"What?"
Raven sighed. This was going to be hard to explain.
"My powers run on emotion. You can't express yourself like this."
"Oh yeah? What about me?" Beast Boy asked, unaware that Raven was divising a plan. "I have a reputation to keep! I'm the hot comedy gentleman who saves all the babes!"
"First of all, I also have a reputation. Second of all, you're not the only one with the problem here." Beast Boy's body put a hand on his chin. "We can't let the team know..."
"What? Are you mad?" Beast Boy was screaming his head off in Raven's voice. "They can help us!"
"No they won't. They'll think we're crazy."
"No, they'll believe us!"
"Would you believe something ridicluous as this?"
"But of course!"
Beast Boy put his hands on his hips. Raven gasped in fear and pointed.
"DON'T DO THAT!"
"Why not?"
"Real men don't put their hands on their hips."
Beast Boy snorted. He dropped his hands and crossed his arms instead.
"Better."
"We can't let them know. They'll send us to a mental hospital."
"... You may be right. Well, this is one good thing..."
"What's that?"
"You make me look smart."
Beast Boy gasped. Then he clenched his fists in anger, and grabbed Raven's cloak and edged their faces together.
"You better use your brain, Beast Boy. Or else..." Beast Boy hissed. Raven gulped.
"And you better eat tofu."
"And you better drink herbal tea in the morning."
"What if I don't?"
"I'll eat meat."
Raven gulped again. Raven is scary, Beast Boy thought.
"Fine."
Beast Boy let go of Raven, and both of them looked away. Both of them thought of the same thing: This was crazy. It's like you're talking to yourself, but you're not talking to yourself.
"How do you turn into animals?" Beast Boy asked Raven.
"Ummm... you have to think about the animal you're changing into. But the bigger the animal, the harder it is to keep that form." Raven explained. "How do you fly?"
"Look at the sky and spread your arms like a bird."
"How do you use your power?"
"Say the words I always say and think how it would feel to move that item. You have to feel yourself pushing it."
"You know Raven... we should wake up a little early and practice. I mean, tomorrow. Kapeesh?"
"That'll be a good idea..."
They kept talking about each other until the door opened, and Robin was at the door.
"Hey! You two are okay? ... Um, why didn't you com out?"
Beast Boy and Raven couldn't find the right words.
"We..." Beast Boy's voice started. "We were..."
"I lectured Beast Boy here about... about..." Raven sontinued.
"About...?"
"PORNOGRAPHY!" Raven's voice screamed out load. A light bulb exploded. The real Raven in Beast Boy's body hacked and coughed. The real Beast Boy in Raven's body blushed.
"Um... then I won't bother you then... hehehe..." Robin said quietly, also shocked by the word. He immediately slammed the door shut.
"Nice going." Beast Boy said sarcastically. Raven laughed nervously.
That was a little confusing.
When I say "Raven said..." that means Beast Boy is talking because he's in Raven's body. If it has anything to do with physical actions, like talking and fighting and all that, I'm talking about the person in the body. But anything else is the opposite I said.
Sorry 'bout that.