The Hyper World Of Hyperness
A/N: Welcome peoples! What's the summary of this story? Well, its kinda just something I came up with to get rid of some writers block I had! SQWEEEEEEEEE!
Oh, and FYI, every chapter will have another theme. This chapter's theme: FAIRYTALE!
Disclaimer: ako' hindi' may-ari' Inuyasha. (I not owner of Inuyasha (in Tagalog))
Chapt. 1- Chocolate
Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there was a bloody bastard named Naraku. Naraku was so stupid, he changed his name from Onigumo to Naraku, which means hell. One day Naraku decided to be a butt-head and kill a priestess named Kikyo. She's a bitch. But first he had an idea.
"How 'bout I blame my evilness on Kikyo's really hot hanyou boyfriend!" exclaimed Naraku. "And then I can steal the round shinyish thing Kikyo has!" So Naraku went off to plot their demise.
The next day, Inuyasha was pinned to a tree. Kikyo died. And Naraku was stupid enough to let the round shinyish thing escape. It burned. With Kikyo. MWAHAHAHA! Then Naraku went away.
Over the next few years, Inuyasha still was "dead" on his "Sacred God Tree." Naraku however began to roam. His traveling took him to a small village. There, there was a huge castle that Naraku wanted to take over. So,hehehehe, he changed into a woman! (crossdresser,cough cough) All the morons in the land fell in love with this "princess" and a monk went to ask if she would bear his child:
"Will you, please, bear my child?" asked the monk.
"No. Instead, I'll put a curse on you. In your right hand there's gonna be a big hole. It sucks stuff in." replied Naraku.
"Like a vacuum?" questioned the monk.
"Yes. Except that eventually it will kill you. But it doesn't end there. Everyone in your family will bear the curse until I die." Said Naraku.
So thus goes another forty-five years. And that means now we're fifty years after Inuyasha died. The monk from long agos great-grandson, Miroku, still bears the curse. And he is very lecherous. But hot. Miroku has yet to kill Naraku, but enough about him.
About five hundred years later, a young, fifteen year-old girl named Kagome was off to school. But little did she know that an evil centipede demon was gonna drag her down a well. Well, that's what happened.
'Lady' Kagome was sucked through the "magical well" to the past. She pulled herself out of the well to see all sorts of trees. She began walking and walking. Suddenly, she spotted a big, huge, tree, with a really cute hanyou pined to it; sleeping.
"Okay, I KNOW 'm not in Kansas anymore,' thought Kagome. 'Of course I never was…'
She slowly crept up to the sleeping hanyou. Gently she reached over and began to rub his adorable puppy ears when….
A/N: Crappy, yes? Well, like I said, I have major writers block and can't hink straight…
If you like, go ahead and flame me. Actually, please flame me. I can use them to burn my best friend's boyfriend…MWAHAHA! Oh, and if you do decide you like it, give me some suggetions for next chapter's theme.