"I would only laugh if I was trying to cover up my true feelings." Cindy said goofily, 'what is he up to now?' Jimmy was shifting uncomfortably in his seat, so something had to be up.
"Well… um… This may sound crazy, but… I… I…" 'Just say it!'
"You what, it can't be that bad, or ridiculous. Last time you were stuttering, we got together, was that so bad?"
Jimmy couldn't help but smile to that comment. She was right, there was no reason to stutter, and they'd shared almost everything with each other since then. "I think," Jimmy took a breath, "I…I…. I think I want to marry you. There, I said it!" 'Now that wasn't to bad, I mean it wasn't awesome but not bad.' Jimmy sighed with relief; it was finally out there.
"Really? That's not funny." Cindy said 'did he just say he wants to marry me? I must be dreaming.'
"It's not?" Jimmy said confused. He was sure he was going to hear about how young they were, or whatever, but wasn't expecting something like that.
"No, not at all. I…." 'So this is why he was stuttering, it's really not that easy to say.' I… feel the same way." Cindy said looking down on the floor. She could hear the plane taking off in the background. 'Is it just now leaving the ground?'
"Really? Wow, I mean, what should we do. Cindy, I can't stand being away from you."
"Well, we could… I mean… nah, forget it."
"Cindy, hypothetically speaking, if I asked you to marry me, in Paris, would you?"
"Well since it's hypothetical, I'd love to."
Jimmy couldn't believe what he was about to say. Sure, he'd dreamed about it, in fact it's almost all he had dreamt about lately, but to actually say it. And what if she meant only hypothetically. 'Oh, well, here goes nothing.' Jimmy lowered his voice to just above a whisper, "Would you?"
Cindy didn't care if the seatbelt light was on or not luckily it wasn't, she yanked her seatbelt off, and jumped like, 3-feet in the air. "Omigosh, I would love to" Cindy practically screamed or squealed."
"Cindy, you alright? What happened?" Brittany asked leaning up to the seat in front of her." All Brittany could hear was a squeal.
"Relax, I'm fine… no better than fine I'm perfectly, and completely satisfied." Cindy turned back to Jimmy. "My parents are so going to kill me!' Cindy said still appearing to be on a high.
"At least we'll be dead together." Jimmy said laughing.
Libby turned around at the sound of all their giggling, "You guys are talking like your getting married or something!"
Jimmy and Cindy exchanged a nervous glance and in unison said, in a way to obvious voice, "Us, no! We're way to young…" They went on saying stuff like that.
"You're getting married?"
"Yea," Cindy said. "I mean we love each other a lot and I know I can't stand being away from him, and…"
"Whoa, chill girl! That's awesome. I mean you two are like, so meant for each other! Wow, my best friend getting married at 15. Wait, what are your parents going to say?"
Cindy had to change the topic, which was something she'd face later. "Umm… Libby, would you be my maid of honor, tonight?"
"Tonight? Sure!"
"Besides, all of our grandparents married at 14. Cimmy give me the Life-Imitator 7,000." Cimmy handed James an air-pump type thingy. "Thanks girl!" James pointed the L.I. 7,000 at Danielle and shot it.
"Do I want to know what you just did?" Cindy asked Jimmy.
"I love the fact that these… uh… dolls…. are supposed to teach us what it is like to be parents at our age but…" Jimmy was cut short with the sound of a baby crying.
"Jimmy…. That's not a baby doll cry."
"I figure we could… uh… treat it more like our own if it was one of us, only for vacation though, after that it's back to baby doll for school."
"You mean like… have an experimental child for two weeks?"
"Yea, but if you don't want it I can turn her back into a doll." James said pointing the air pump at the baby.
"No! I think it's a good idea. Will she grow?"
"Should, I mean I programmed it to make her to be basically like a regular baby."
"We are now getting ready to land, please make sure your seatbelts are securely fastened, and that your seats are in the upright positions. Flight attendants prepare for landing, and crosscheck." The captain's voice came over the intercom.
"Well here we are." Jimmy said about 10 minutes later when everyone was standing around doing absolutely nothing, they had just gotten off the plane and didn't have to worry about luggage. "I'd better call a cab!" James reached for his Speech O' Matic, and put it up to his ear. "Hello my name is Jimmy Neutron."
"Bonjour, mon nom est neutron de jimmy," Is what the kids heard.
Jimmy took the SOM off and asked the kids if that was in French. They nodded their heads and Jimmy motioned Goddard for the phone. Jimmy held the Speech O' Matic up to his face. "Yes, I'd like to rent a limo and a driver, that speaks English, for two weeks please. Thanks." Jimmy said that in English but the phone guy heard it in French.
About 10 minutes later the kids were all in a stretch limo having the time of their lives. "I need to stop at a supermarket." Jimmy told the driver.
"Ok…. Here we go!" The driver responded.
"Cindy, you coming?"
"Yea, wait a sec!" James takes her hand and they go inside the supermarket. They walk down a few isles than end up in the baby isle. "We have a car seat. So we'll need some diapers and formula."
"Unless…" Jimmy said.
"Oh no, don't even go there!"
"I didn't say anything. Everything you just read was inferred. Sides, it's free."
"So you admit to thinking that? Sides, don't we have unlimited funds?"
"Oops, must have slipped my mind." Jimmy said innocently."
Cindy elbowed Jimmy. "Sure it did. Now come on, we gotta get back to the limo."
"So, wanna go get married?"
"Now you're talking!"
"You want to wait and get a ring?"
"Nah, I'll get a ring later."
"Good, I'll buy it with my own money."
"Can you believe these prices?"
"I know, better stock up!"
Cindy and Jimmy grabbed about 20 formula bottles and headed to the checkout. They bought all their stuff and on the way out Jimmy found a quarter and put it into the machine. Out popped a metal painted gold ring with a big plastic diamond on it. "Well this will have to do till' I buy ya one!" Jimmy got down on his hands and knees, "Cindy, will you accept this ring?"
"You are so funny, of coarse I will, now let's go get married!" They ran back out to the limo to join the others.
"We'd like to take a look at a French church."
"If you say so." The driver answered.
"Thanks." The driver drove them to a French church and the 6 friends got out.
"So… will you marry us?" Jimmy asked the preacher, after a lengthy explanation of why they were getting married at such a young age and their history.
"I don't see why not, sign these papers and we'll get on with the ceremony."
"Libby, come on give Danielle to Sheen… better yet, give her to Brittany; and get up here!" Cindy and James signed a few papers and the ceremony began.
"We are all four gathered here today to celebrate the joining of Cindy Vortex and Jimmy Neutron… Cindy, do you take Jimmy to be your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold, through richer or poorer, till death do you part, as long as you both shall live?"
"I do."
"Jimmy, do take Cynthia Ann Vortex…"
"It's Cindy!"
"My mistake, Jimmy, do you take Cindy Vortex to be your lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold, through richer or poorer, till death do you part, as long as you both shall live?"
"I do."
"Then with the power invested in me by the most holy God and the French ministers, I pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride." Jimmy and Cindy kissed then went back to how they were. "It is with great honor that I am the first to present to you Mr. And Mrs. James Isaac Neutron."
"Wow, I can't believe I'm married! This is legal, right?" Cindy said excitedly.
"Yes, you are now legally married no matter where you go."
"Cool! Thank you Mr. P." Cindy said.
"Come on, we better get to the hotel, Cindy Neutron." Jimmy said taking her hand. Cindy smiled happily and followed after him, the other 4 followed not much farther afterward. "Hilton Resorts, please." Jimmy said to the driver. "This is so cool! Cimmy, phone!"
"Are you nuts?" Cindy asked Jimmy with her eyebrows raised very high.
"I just might be, but it's 3am over there so my mom not in her correct state of mind right now either."
Cindy laughed at her husband's idea. "Well, in that case when you're done I'll call my mom, your mother-in-law, as well."
"Hi, Mom… No, I'm fine. Everyone's great… I love you to, and so does your daughter-in-law… Yea, I'm married…. Love you mom, night!"
"Mom, yea. I'm having fun… Life over here is perfect… not much is different I'm married… for real… Love you Mom… night!"
"What'd your mom say?"
"She was happy for me, but she wanted to have a real wedding when we get back. Said I was always 5 years ahead of our age group."
"Yea, my mom said pretty much the same thing."
"Here you go sir, here's my card, call me if you need me." The driver said opening the door for the kids. The kids jumped out and walked to the front desk.
"May I help you?"
"James Neutron, I'm checking in."
"Ok, you are in rooms 77-79."
"Thank you, how much would it cost to upgrade to your honeymoon suite?"
"200 a night."
"Ok, then I'd like the upgrade, please."
"Ok, then your rooms are 007-009." The hotel clerk said doubtfully.
"Thank you." Jimmy turned to face his friends. "Let's go get some sleep." Everybody agreed and Jimmy gave everyone a key. Each ran up to their room.
"I am exhausted!" Cindy said falling back onto the kings sized bed."
"So am I but its only 5pm."
"True, but according to my clock it's past 3am."
"A little nap won't hurt anything." They went to sleep and Jimmy woke up 2 hours later to find a note by their door. "'Went around, be back at 1000 hours, 8 O' clock, be ready!' Signed Brittany, Carl, Libby and Sheen." Jimmy walked over to their bed. "Hey, Cindy, Sweetie, we have one hour to get ready for, whatever I is the rest of the group is planning on doing."
"Huh, what time is it?" Cindy asked sleepily.
"8 O' clock."
"Cool," Cindy said yawning, "Cimmy, wake mode." As Cimmy woke up Danielle started to cry.
"I'll get it." James volunteered.
Cindy went into the bathroom to shower and change clothes. When she was done showering she put a towel around herself, poked her head out of the bathroom around the corner and said, "You know, most couples don't have a baby on their honeymoon."
"Yea, well most couples don't get married at 15 either." Jimmy said while he worked on perfecting the formula.
"True, so what's the temperature here?"
"I think about 95 degrees."
"Wow, good thing I packed everything, I think I'll wear my blue spaghetti strap."
"And I'll wear whatever I pull out of my suitcase."
"You wear your blue t-shirt with your regular shorts."
"Why?"
"Because if you don't I could choose to wear jeans, a t-shirt and a jacket."
"Why should I care, everything looks good on you."
"Also, you should wear it cause I want you to."
"Then I'll wear it. You happy?"
"Actually, yes I am."
"Good," Jimmy said, and then jokingly added, "anything to keep mama happy!"
"Yep, cause if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody gonna be happy."
"Oh, yea, you think so?" Jimmy said challenging her.
"Yea! That's right!"
"Nick is SO kill me when he finds out we're married."
"No he isn't, speaking of school stuff though, what are we gonna do?"
"We'll change our files a little, other than that we'll probably live in our own house."
"And our parents would let us do that how?"
"Good point, we could live in my lab."
"Do the words Girl-Eating-Plant mean anything to you?" Cindy screamed just thinking that someone would create such a horrid invention.
"I made it… I think I can destroy it." That's when they heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?"
"It's me, the Sheenster, I'd walk in but I don't wanna intrude or anything."
Jimmy walked over and opened the door, "But you did Sheen. How could you?" Sheen gave Jimmy a 'what are you talking about' look, "Never mind."
"I'm sorry, are you two going to be able to live together?"
"We weren't fighting. Are you two going to be OK for 2 weeks?" Jimmy asked Sheen.
"We're fine." Libby said.
"But there's one problem." Sheen said.
"What's wrong? Sheen, you have one of the best rooms they offer!"
"The Ultralord episodes are in French!" Libby and Sheen said in unison.
Jimmy rolled his eyes and said, "So… what do you have planned?"
"Well, you newly-weds aren't going to like this, but Cindy, Brittany and I are going to go shopping. While the guys go shopping, separately, at different shopping centers, then…" Libby answered.
Then Sheen joined in, "we meet, dressed appropriately for the occasion, by the water fountain by the Eiffel Tower after sundown."
"Shopping? You mean like shopping for clothes?" Cindy asked excitedly.
"No, we're going shopping for groceries." Libby answered jokingly.
"Oh man!"
"Of course, we're going shopping for clothes!"
"Cool! Bye honey!" She turned to give Jimmy one really quick kiss and faster than a speeding bullet raced out the door to go get Brittany all three of the girls leave just as quickly, not forgetting their 'credit cards.'
"Ok so where are the guys going?" Jimmy asked Sheen.
"We are all," Sheen said putting emphasis on the word all, "going to go get haircuts and new tuxedos."
"Haircut? Doesn't that mean that we're going to have someone cut our hair?"
Sheen rolled his eyes, "And they call you a genius."
"But… but… but I like my hair."
"I know you do, but all the other guys, Carl and I, are getting theirs cut too. And you don't want Cindy to think you don't care about her when everyone else gets theirs cut but you don't, do you?"
'No fair using my wife against me!' Jimmy thought. "She knows I care about her, besides what will my family think?"
"They want you to get a haircut."
"Well…"
