Summary: Are Kate and Jack finally giving in to their secret, forbidden desires! Read to find out! Rated PG-13 (or "T") for double entendres and the like.

Surprise, Surprise

By Quirky Writer

"Hey Jack," purred Kate, tapping him on the shoulder. "I have a surprise for you."

"Oh really?" Jack raised an eyebrow.

"Really," She batted her eyelashes.

"What kind of surprise?"

"A very special kind. The kind I bet you haven't had in a long, long time."

"That so? Well, what am I going to have to do in order to get this special surprise?"

"Absolutely nothing. Just follow me." Kate let out a pixie-like giggle.

Jack followed Kate, dreamy-eyed, grinning like an idiot, his mind filled with images for what he'd hope might soon come...

Kate led him to the caves, to the waterfall. Nobody was around; they were busy at the beach seeing Michael and Jin's raft leave.

Kate turned to look at him, grinning as well. "Close your eyes,"

Jack did so. There was a short pause, a soft rustling sound, and then Kate's voice came again, commanding, "Now..… open your eyes,"

Jack obeyed.

A choir of angels sang and strummed their lyres and harps.

"Kate," Jack breathed. "This is.… this is.…"

"More than you expected?"

"Oh God yes…."

"Well, go on. Take one."

"Are you sure?"

"Of course. Why else would I offer?"

"Okay….Wow, they're squishy."

"Really? Sorry." Kate looked embarrassed.

"Don't worry about it." He grinned. "You're amazing, Kate."

"So…" She cleared her throat. "Are we going to do this properly?"

"Yeah!... You know, this, uh…. This might work better in the water."

Kate laughed, "You're not embarrassed?"

"Of course not. I'm a doctor!"

"I bet you're good at this."

"I can guarantee I'm great at this,"

Splash, splash, tear….

"Oooh, this is nice!"

"Come here, Jack,"

"Wow… wow, Kate. You've had a lot of practice, haven't you?"

Kate giggled.

"Mind if I return the favor?"

"That'd be wonderful,"

Splash, splash, squish….

"Kate, you don't know how much I've wanted this."

"Yeah, me too,"

There was a short pause.

"Ooooh! Jack! Don't stop! Don't stop, that feels incredible."

"Here, let me change positions."

There was another tremendous splash.

"Is that better, Kate?"

"Oh yes… Oh my God, Jack… I haven't felt like this in… oh I don't know how long."

"Mmmm… You smell good."

"Well it's all thanks to you…"

"Thanks for the surprise, Kate. I owe you one."

"Oh, I think you owe me about a dozen more occasions like these."

"Really?" Asked Jack, excited.

"Of course," Kate said with a slight blush, slopping out of the water. "That is…. If you still want to."

"Oh God, yes!" Jack beamed, climbing out of the water, and getting dressed.

"Okay then," Kate said, "I'll pencil you in."

"Great… Oh and Kate?" He took a hold of her arm, turning her around.

"Yes?" She said, their faces only a few inches away.

"Thank you,"

"Anytime."

Locke suddenly leapt into the cave, a suspicious look in his eyes as he looked at the two disheveled, saturated, glowing 20-somethings.

"Hey! What are you two crazy kids doing?"

"Oh hey, Locke," Kate said, grinning, as she held up two sudsy, rectangular objects. "Look – I found soap! We're saved!"

A/N: Heh heh. You guys all thought they were going to do some baby-makin' didn't ya? Well, shame on you and your dirty minds! They were just cleaning up their act, so to speak. I'm sure I either made you guys very uncomfortable, or made you laugh hysterically. Hopefully you laughed. R/R, rate from 1 to 5, (5 being the highest) you know the drill. Criticism and flames welcomed!

Love, Q.W.