I have decided something…and that something is I am one depressed person. I didn't particularly like the ending to FFX, mostly because it left you hanging (not to mention the Auron part….sniff) and the sequel, FFX-2, DOESN'T INCLUDE ANY CHARACTERS I ENJOY AT ALL! Lulu was an okay character but Rikku kinda annoyed me. My biggest point however is, it can't be a FFX game WITHOUT Auron. He isn't in it, so I'm not going to play it. So there. That doesn't mean there isn't going to be a sequel to this story however, I've all ready got an idea in mind for the plotline of the sequel. Muahahaha it'll be glorious, and unlike FFX-2, it WILL include Auron! So look forward to it my friends!
Bbychrangel- Hehehe yes well when he learned that I stole it he just went, "Oh…well give it back when you're done." In other words, he ruined it. So I went out and bought my own copy. It was a preplayed game, and the sad thing was, it didn't have a case! Well it HAD a case, just not the case it normally would be in. So I went on my computer and made my own. It's quite awesome and I enjoy it…mostly because it has Auron on it. I do believe I have an unhealthy obsession with the man…oh well.
Da KeR MysTeRr- I'm glad I amuse you so. I'm sorry if it took me a while to update…it was the school year after all and, well…high school is evil. But it's summer now and I have nothing better to do (besides continually play FFX…gotta beat all the monsters in the arena) you can expect more frequent updates.
Auron is indeed an awesome character, and quite possibly one of my favorite all time characters…ranked up there with Albel, Muraki, and Darth Vader. I wanted to cry at the end…almost did too…sniff
Solecito- Well what can I say? I think about really random things sometimes. PacMan was actually one of my favorite games as a kid, so I have the "wakka wakka wakka wakka" sound stuck in my head for all of eternity. That and the Mario theme…Square was rather evil to leave Auron out until Luca. When I first played the game, I wasn't really paying attention to what was going on…I was just thinking, 'Hurry up and bring back Auron! He's cool!'
Squeakums is so misunderstood…thankfully Auron understands him. Heck, I think Auron is the only one who understands that chinchilla. Oh, and about kicking Yu Yevon's butt…it's not like you could really do otherwise…I mean, you had auto-life for the last battle. I thought that was really stupid, I mean, I spent DAYS training at the Omega Ruins and Bikanel Island just to get ready for the last battle. When I finally left to go fight Sin, Auron was tearing through everyone we came across. He hit Seymour twice and the little pansy died on me before I had a chance to steal from him…it only made matters worse then I saw the stupid halos above my head in the aeon battles…at first I was like, "Heeey! They gave me one free auto-life!" but after I died (well, Bahamut used Impulse on me…the evil dragon…) I saw the halo reappear. "…The hell?" I said and made myself die again. Well…you get the picture. The ending didn't make anything better…Auroooon…come baaaaaaaaack! It was not a happy day.
Bobette the Builder- Bobette the builder…Can we fix it? Bobette the builder…AURON ASPLODE YOUR HEAD!...sorry. I didn't mean Auron asplode YOUR head…I was just generalizing…more like he asplodes Seymour's head. Auron is indeed god. He is too awesome to be anything but god.
Wakka wakka wakka wakka thump thump thump thump bip…beeyuyuyuyuyooop. (PacMan was merrily wandering along. He then began to eat some chips lying in the middle of his pathway when he was rather rudely killed by a passing ghost that was blue in color. He then collapsed upon himself. Funeral arrangements are being made as we speak…or type. Whichever.)
A Fading Shadow- …Well yes, Cheez-it's are considered crackers. And don't worry about the hostage situation, Auron's most likely on his way. ((shifty eyes)) No, I didn't send him. He can sense crackers up to five universes away. Pretty spiffy huh? ((blinks as Auron barrels past her, proceeds to find Shadow tied in a chair, he cuts her free, steals the crackers and then kills the man who kidnapped her))
Auron: KYAHAHAHAHAHA! The crackers are miiiiine!
Ishboo: Oh, and just as a note, I probably will end up rewriting my KoTOR story. It'll just be a while as I am a very lazy individual indeed.
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Tidus groaned as he awoke. 'Zanarkand…destroyed? And a thousand years ago to boot! What kind of diabolical plot is this?' he thought as he sat up. He glanced around the room he was currently in, immediately spotting the red-haired guy, Wakka, from earlier squatting next to what Tidus believed to be a stove. "Oh, you're awake. Good." Wakka said upon realizing that Tidus was staring at him. When Tidus didn't reply, Wakka tried again,
"Hey, just as a question…do you remember the prayer?" Tidus blinked in confusion and began slowly, "What? You mean, 'Good gravy, good meat. Good God! Let's eat!'?" Wakka sputtered and glared at the younger man.
"NO! This prayer!" he shouted as he stood up and proceeded to show the confused blitzball player the prayer. Tidus stared at Wakka, deciding it would be best not to point out that the 'prayer' was the blitzball sign for victory.
Wakka slumped back on the ground and began mumbling to himself. 'Idiot. Doesn't even remember the prayer. Did he go and kiss Sin on the lips or something?' he thought, glancing sideways at the young man who was now engrossed at staring at the food that was sizzling upon the stove.
Unfortunately for Tidus, some grease from the stove shot up towards the alarmed teenager, hitting him square in the eye. Tidus let out a scream of pain and continued to thrash on the ground, all the while clawing at his greased eye.
Wakka rolled his eyes and dumped a pot of water over Tidus' head, snorting in annoyance as the drenched man began to sniffle. "Grow up would ya? It's not like you're blind in that eye now." Tidus shot a glare up at Wakka and asked indignantly,
"How do YOU know that?" Wakka rolled his eyes and bopped Tidus over the head.
"Shut up. Go over to the temple and bother them I MEAN introduce yourself!" Wakka suggested. Tidus glanced at him untrustingly, got up, and stormed out of the small house. Wakka sighed in relief after Tidus was out of hearing shot. That kid was going to be more trouble than he was worth.
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Auron sat at his desk, staring down at the map that lay before him. He traced a finger that lead from Kilika Island all the way to an unmarked island in the middle of the ocean. According to the person who sold him this map, the island was said to be abundant with…treasure. 'Hmm…now only if I could 'persuade' the captain of this vessel to go there without having to give up a share of the treasure in return…' Auron thought to himself. He frowned as he realized swaying the captain would be a lot harder then he had previously thought. The man still hated him for Squeakums turning his monkey into breakfast.
Right on cue, the captain strode into Auron's chambers. Auron glared at the man, he hadn't even knocked! "Well? What is it now?" Auron asked. The captain looked at him and replied,
"I thought you had called for me." Auron blinked, cocked his head to a side, and said,
"Oh, I suppose I did. Uhh listen, I was wondering if you would be willing to take a little detour to a certain island…" He was rudely interrupted by the captain slamming his foot to the ground, obviously refusing to listen to Auron's proposal further.
"Absolutely not. I will not cater to the man who has the blood of my pet on his hands." The captain growled. Auron raised an eyebrow and remarked,
"Actually, it was Squeakums who killed your monkey. And it's blood is probably in Squeakums' stomach by now…" The captain yet again rudely interrupted Auron by clapping his hands over his ears while yelling out,
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! NA NA NA NA NAAAA!" Auron slapped himself in the forehead and glared at the captain.
"Would you please act like a civilized adult?" the swordsman pleaded. He growled as the captain continued on with his, "na na na na naaaaa"s and proceeded to swing his sword at the man, the tip resting against the captain's throat.
"Now…about the island…" Auron began again, smirking as he saw the captain paying attention this time. Perhaps he might get to the treasure after all…
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"WOW! This place is huuuuuuuge!" Tidus remarked as he strode into the temple. Ignoring the disapproving glares sent his way, Tidus continued to walk around the temple making remarks that obviously upset everyone. He stopped at the base of a statue of a robed man. Curious, Tidus glanced up and stared at the man's face.
"High Summoner Braska. Even though he defeated Sin ten years ago, it was only a few months ago that we received a statue of him." A voice behind Tidus explained. Tidus screamed and whirled around, punching the person behind him as he did so. There was a resounding gasp as the man fell to the floor, followed by angry murmurs. Tidus looked around, completely paranoid, and screeched out,
"HE SNUCK UP BEHIND ME! IT'S HIS FAULT!" He was going to continue on about why the person deserved to be punched when he was silenced by the newly arrived Wakka, who had chucked yet another bliztball at the young man. Tidus slumped to the ground, once again unconscious. Wakka shook his head, walked over to the KOed Tidus, and dragged him back to his house. Maybe that smack to the head would put more sense into the idiot…probably not though.
