Darkstalkers High
Chapter 4- President Jedah Part 1: Sorce
As Jon and his friends ate their lunch Jedah stood next to them, rambling on and on about random things." And then the guy said' you can't beat me!' so you know what I did?"
"You kicked his ASS….." The friends replied in bored unison.
"Hell Yeah!" Jedah said as he continued with his story" So then the guys friends yell 'You jerk! You kicked his ass!' then run at me so then I-"
"Jedah?" Jon said as he gave the demon a suspicious look" Is there something you want, because you've been telling us the same story for fifteen minutes."
Jedah looked at the wolf then said in an angry tone" Give me five dollars, wuss!"
After he handed him the money Jon said" Next time do the smart thing and just ask."
"……………After I get my candy…… I'm kicking your ass!" Jedah replied as he angrily walked off.
" Wait!... What's the use…….."
Looking over the vending machines, Jedah pondered the question of what to get." Should I get melt-in-your-mouth M&M's, or fruity Skittles? Maybe I should have some Doritos or perhaps some Barbecue Lay's chips…….. I know! Today is Tuesday and so I shall have: Starburst!" He then put his money into the machine and pressed the necessary numbers. He watched in anticipation as the pack came to the end of the spring thing. However, right when it was about to fall the pack somehow got a tear in it and stuck to the spring. Jedah stared in silence as the machine denied him his fruity, chewy squares. He then suddenly yelled" YOU MOTHER F$$ING MACHINE! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM JEDAH 'MASTER OF YOUR FATE' WHATEVER-MY-LAST-NAME-IS AND I DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM NOBODY! ARE YOU LISTENING YOU-"
"So I said 'You want some of this?' and she says- she says right back at me she says-"Aulbath went on with his mildly amusing story, while Raptor noticed Jedah yelling at the vending machine.
He watched for a moment then got an ingenious plan in his semi-rotted brain." Hey guys," He whispered, beckoning Jon, Victor and Anakaris" Watch me screw with Jedah's mind!" then walked off.
"BE GLAD THAT WE DON'T LIVE IN JAPAN BECAUSE THEN I'D BE TRICKIN' YOUR METAL ASS ALL OVER TOKYO! YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO MACHINES THAT DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR MASTERS? I, ROBOT DOES YOU SICK AND TWISTED FIRE HYDRANT! I BET MONKEYS LIVE INSIDE YOUR POOR EXCUSE FOR A BRAIN YOU CRAZY MA-"Jedah ranted until Raptor walked over and gave him an inquisitive look.
" Why are you yelling at that?" He said making Jedah look visibly ashamed" It's just a machine that gives you candy. There's no A.I. in there whatsoever."
"Well it……… I…….. Starburst………… You're a loser!"
"But," Raptor said as he made himself look suddenly enlightened" It does appear to be………..My god!"
"WHAT! What is it?" Jedah asked as Raptor gave him a grave look.
" It's……….Laughing at you!" Raptor then loudly gasped, which Jedah did as well." This thing is mocking you man! I don't know about you, but I wouldn't take that from some machine!"
"It IS mocking me!" Jedah replied, completely wrapped in Raptor's lies.
" What are you going to do man? It's not just laughing at you…….. It's part of Sky-Net!"
"Not Sky-Net!" Jedah said disturbing even Raptor in how well his plan worked.
" How's this gonna go down? You gonna let it make fun of you and manufacture Terminators to take over the world? Or are you going to teach it that Organic brings run this planet!"
"BACK OFF, ZOMBIE!" Jedah yelled, kicking Raptor's head off.
" You think it's funny, traitor! Let's see if it's funny now!" He then punched right through the machines thick glass, also breaking various other parts of it." Who's laughing now B$H?"
Phobos led Lilith over to him while saying" But, Jedah, you cut your hand up……"
Jedah looked towards the bleeding, glass filled wounds, and then dismissed them saying" Please. It's nothing I can't survive-"
He was cut off as Lilith rushed over to him and began to lick the blood from his hands and clothes while saying" Jedah's blood! Mmmmmmmmmmmm!"
Jedah looked at her in a clearly disturbed way as he said" I know there's some way I can use what she's doing to my advantage but I too sickened to think of it…… Anyway………… FREE CANDY!"
Raptor walked back over to his friends while putting his head back on, while Jon said" You REALLY screwed Jedah up right there!"
"You just have to know what buttons to push……… Is Aulbath still going on about that story?" The four turned to their aquatic friend who had gotten so caught up in talking he hadn't noticed they weren't listening.
" And so he says 'If you don't want to add some broken teeth with that black-eye then you'll leave her alone' and I says- I say right to his face I says-"
"Yeah he still is." Jon replied as the four went back to being bored.
Raptor looked back to Jedah and his cronies and noticed something." Hey guys," He said pointing towards the spectacle" get a load of this!"
As Jedah started to fill his pockets with candy he felt the area around him get warmer. Grimacing before he got up he turned and came face to face with a blazing alien fire-being. The two stared at each other until the alien said" Jedah…… What are you doing?"
" Gathering candy! What else does it look like, Pyron the 'Flaming' Alien!" He replied laughing at his own, cheap joke.
" VERY clever," Pyron said, obviously not amused" but that doesn't change the fact that you broke the machine. We have to confiscate the candy."
As some random aliens took the candy out of Jedah's hand he angrily turned to Pyron" This is my candy! You losers can't just steal someone else's things! That's what I do!"
"And," Pyron continued, ignoring Jedah's indignation" I have to give you detention for the whole week for breaking the vending machine."
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!" Jedah yelled, sounding through the whole cafeteria, the whole school, the whole city, hell, the whole planet!" WHAT GIVES A WUSS LIKE YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME DETENTION?"
Despite the threatening look on Jedah's face Pyron shrugged it off and looked at the Demon in a sullen manner as he said" The fact that I'm class president."
Jedah opened his mouth as if he was going to say something else but went silent, having been provided with facts that even he couldn't argue against. However to save face (or something like that) he quickly stated" But………. My hands are bleeding!"
"They look fine to me. Plus your GIRLFRIEND seems to be taking care of it…………. Everywhere………….Eww!..."
The two looked down as Jedah said" Hey, Hey, Hey!... Never below the waist, B$$$H!" Then kicked Lilith to the ground, which she oddly giggled at.
" Still," Pyron said as he and his alien assistants left" You have to take does detentions."
" DAMN HIM!" Jedah yelled as Phobos helped Lilith back to her feet" HE'S THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS SCHOOL THAT I CAN'T BEAT UP! AND TO ADD ONTO THAT HE PICKS ON ME ALL THE TIME! LIKE JUST NOW WHEN I WAS QUIETLY BUYING MY CANDY!"
"You broke the machine and tried to steal the candy. I'm just saying you kind of got what you deserved……" Phobos said, afraid that Jedah might hit him again. However the demon ignored the robot still ranting on about how he had been treated.
", and he gets to do all of that to me, JUST because he's class president! But, detention! That's cruel and unusual…………"
" But you get detentions all the time and still don't go. Why is this any different? And you use cruel and unusual means to harm everyone he-"
" The difference is that HE gave it to me!... He just made me do something I would rather not…………………"
" What?" Both Phobos and Lilith asked, wondering what he meant.
"……………………….I AM GOING TO RUN AGAINST PYRON FOR CLASS PRESIDENT! SO I CAN RUB HIS FLAMING NOSE IN IT AND SET FOR A NEW ERA OF DARKNESS UPON THESE GRAY WALLS AND THEIR STUDENTS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
" And I get inside and my mom says 'My god, what happened?' and I'm- I'm crying and I'm like-" Aulbath said to his four friends, who weren't listening, until he was cut off by a cold surge going through his body, which the others felt as well. The five started to gag, cough, hyperventilate, vomit and wheeze while getting seizures and developing headaches as well.
After the feeling left the five struggled to hold themselves up, while Raptor asked" What the HELL was that?"
" There was a disturbance in the Sorce." Aulbath replied causing the four to look at him in a confused manner. Noticing this he said" It's like the force but it relates to school."
" This must have to do with Jedah……." Raptor said quietly.
" You REALLY screwed with his mind man!" Jon said as they watched the maddened delinquent continue to laugh his insane laugh.
To Be Continued………………HAHAHA! Like I'm going to continue to work on this!
I Finally got a chapter for this thing out. You don't know how many plots I had to go through! I don't really reply to reviews but, to that guy who said the stuff about screwing over Jon, that's because he's the underdog, like Charlie Brown. It's like that for every good thing that happens to Jon two bad things have to happen. But he stays optimistic about it so it's fine, plus he's my favorite character. And that other guy is right about me not really getting Raptor's personality right. But just wait awhile and you'll see he's not SO different from his old form. That's all, I'm out. DarkKDF!