Bad day started that way stayed that way I didn't notice the nail in my cereal until it was in my mouth and now I'm being chased by some losers.
Oh well that's the life of a thief. This morning after my nail chewing I got a message from Gunther (my boss) I had to steal some piece of rock…well it was a holy statue of the ancient pagan god "The Bagda Of DOOM" but that was easy it was from a vault in the mid level all I had to do was wait for the amateur thieves (who were there by coincidence) to set off the alarm in the other vault and sneak into the vault and get the statue. Drop it off at Gunther's place who had another job for me. Its not that I don't mind doing two jobs in one day this one was in the uppers and was fairly easy (all the upper people think their to good to have anyone to steal from them) But when I was up there Alex and Binns shot me off the roof and fall was about 100 stories and well, well I suppose it was quite fun.
The trick is to make a big fall a whole lot of little falls brace yourself and make sure you land on your………..feet oh well I got that wrong but at least Alex and Binns were convinced I was dead trust them to under estimate me I caught the train home and arrived at Gunther's place.
"your late" said the dwarf of a doorman "your fat" "the Boss wants to see you." Now that was strange Gunther never actually wanted to see me he would just get me to leave it at his sectary and the money given to me oh well here goes.
Note: I've been writing this as if she was telling someone I might need to change that so that it was the time oh and the spirit detectives will come in soon I promise.