How to do it

Disclaimer: I do not own The Phantom of the Opera; does any of u understand Disclaimer? Because I don't, like I'd ever be Gaston Leroux, I'm not that dim, HE GAMBLED AWAY A MILLION FRANKS! Sorry I mean, I've only know like 1 guy named Frank, and he was an idiot, But how do u gamble away people? To all people named Frank, stay away from Phans who think they're Gaston Learoux.

The phantom rubbed his hands together, all was going splendidly. Christine was tied in a chair, with a gag. Sorry Christine. And Raoul was about to be exterminated. "You do see the beauty of this Christine don't you?" Erik asked, Christine squirmed, "After all, I did give you a choice, and I'm merely showing mercy. You see? I was going to fry Raoul in a pot of oil, but you stopped me! So I must think of something much more horrible, like alligators or something." Raoul who was rapped like a mummy in duck tape, all except the mouth cried out, "I say Erik, why don't you let me go, and we'll call it square." Erik smiled an evil smile, he loved being frightening, and Raoul was a cry baby, so he could scare him easily. "Shut up you fool! Then I suppose I let the girl go too? And you both live happily ever after, while I live in this rat infested lair." Raoul thought a moment.

"Well that was the general idea, though when Christine said it, it sounded so much more…noble." Erik made a look that was mock sympathy.

"Steal her away, at the brink of destruction, and get married, while I go while I go to the nuthouse right?" Raoul made a face like triumph,

"No! I would save her, then there would be a parade, and then you would go to the nuthouse!" Erik chuckled,

"Oh yes, big difference." Raoul growled. Christine squirmed, and tried to spit the gag out.

"Oh, I'm so sorry my dear," Erik said, "Are we leaving you out of the conversation?" He leaned forward and yanked the gag out. "For heaven's sake Erik!" She cried, "What are you doing this for?" Erik tapped his fingers thoughtfully.

"Blood, gore, revenge. All that jazz." Christine screamed a dramatic NOOOOOO.

"Oh, come on." Said Erik, "Save the drama for the real death!" Christine sighed. "Believe it or not Christy I have no idea how to kill your wittle friend here, so…I know!" Erik pulled a cell phone out of his pocket, he dialed a number, and put the phone up to his ear, "It's ringing!" he said, Christine didn't say anything, Raoul squirmed, "Hi, Pimpernel? Yeah…I know…Can't you forget about that?-no…Okay, whatever…Listen, I need some ideas, I have no idea how to kill Raoul!-no….I already thought of that…Ohh, that's a good idea…Uhuh, okay…bye." Erik pushed a little red button, "She's gonna ask people on Fan fiction." Christine gasped….

Okay, if any of u reviews would like to kill 'ol Raoul, than say how u would like to do it in your review, and the most gruesome wins!